MOGG

The face mascots at disneyland have to play multiple characters, so she has to be better looking because she also plays princesses.

Bilzerian is a fucking fag my dude.
>friend of mine has instathot gf
>gets paid to stand next to bilz in bikini
>easy money
>bilzerian wants more than pics
>offers money for sex
>thot says no
>bilzerian activates manlet rage
>calls bf and says gf just slept with him trying to break them up
>all while calling the thot a whore

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Holy mode imagine paying for sex

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Imagine dating an instathot and trusting her. Absolute literal cuckoldry

Why has Thor been hanging out with this fag so much? Is Dan paying him like all the bitches?

GoT is over and man's gotta eat

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he's there because he can get something from him

and they say you can't buy friends

What is he getting from bilzerian? Is it primarily social media exposure and more followers or is there more of a direct benefit, such as receiving personal training lessons from Thor?

I just realized that bobandys got some cannonball delts

that fucking beard, jesus christ trim that shit

Other that mog potential, absolutely nothing. He even told him on camera several times he would go to LA with him to train if he bought heavier weights.

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dan bilzerians instagram fame has ran out

hafthor just took an easy paycheck. Its quite known bilzerian will pay for many, many things. Unironically would for you to be his friend

The beauty and the beast

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BTFO

Ah, tyler1.

coping facelet

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Weird energy in that video.

Sauce?

Lmao, so now Dan bought himself a friend? Living off daddy's money and buying asian bitches to fuck on a yacht burned him out?

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why do you guys always post this fatty?

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it was really pleasant to see how delusional bitcherian actually is

Knowing someone with money or power is always good, also having thots around is always good

Is that a feminine penis I see?

Nothing feminine about that penis, lad.

this, is that what she told u ? that she didnt actually sleep w him? and u expected her to tell the truth tho right

thats just him rationalizing being a homosexual. a penis itself is entirely masculine because its a penis which is a male genital

mmmmh no sweetie it could be the penis of a female this is 2019 you know x

Oh, sweetie. You haven't learned, have you?

>42 kg :/ turns out shes pretty average size and he is a mega manlet

God the hands of fat women are just disturbing.

Normal girls have cute small hands, fat bitches have these weird Michelin man hands and taper off into creepy fingers.

Very likely he is paying for the priviledge I'd say. After all he's paid millions to be in movies in the past. Who the fuck pays a movie to be in it?

Film my cock bigot

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bug guy getting mugged by little guy here.

El goblino

I love their videos, so wholesome

No mogging here

One on the left is flatter up top but her face is more sexual and she looks like she'd be up for literally fucking anything, from eating your shit to getting fucked by a train of dudes to dressing in latex and stepping on your balls. She looks like she's bipolar and would literally eat your dick.

One on the right has better knockers and looks cute and more like a girlfriend.

Who's the the ginger? For research purposes

Her face is more sexual to you because of your coping mechanisms. You go for uglier girls and convince yourself that they are hotter to preserve your ego. The one on the right is superior in every way

>SAAAAAAAAAP

Thanks for projecting your low iq and broken mental state onto me bro but i'm good thanks, keep your armchair analysis of my mind to yourself

Implying disneyland rey can actually act, remember lines, handle costars, etc

Unironically have sex

I agree with the other user, the black girl is actually cuter

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Imagine thinking belle delphine isnt a shy borderline autistic girl irl

top kek, good trips

nah the bitch on the left has the face of a whore kek
i've seen too many to not know

she looks like literally every Viet/Cambodian slut I know, literally double digit bodycounts on the regular

typical asian whore face

Now this is a mogging thats unrecoverable.

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i agree, black girl (really looks blasian, west african & filipino) is cuter, but the girl on the left has a whores face if I've ever seen one mate

It is painfully obvious that you are a below average nerd who fucks ugly girls and convinces himself that thats what he is actually into. Sorry for destroying that delusional mindset you have talked yourself into. Self reflection hurts at first

was mogged by

Well the black girl has nicer titties, bigger ass, beautiful smile and doesnt carry the asian microdick gene. Mogged that insectioid gook in every way.

she's half jap half nigerian. she's also 6'1 so she mogs a lot of Jow Forums

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my dick gets harder when I look from right to left, cant explain that

9 on the left 9.5 on the right

It's not a gig any chump can do. I'm willing to bet she is just as talented

youtube.com/watch?v=5VTMzBCqGKU

If that fat roastie was the best I could do with muscles, then I would just go gay. I could get a hotter twink guy then that fat cow.

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Faggot kys

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What is the context sauce of this? Whys a fat white dude hanging out with black chicks?

>is still a nigger

I guess you can't buy love, huh Dan?

Racism is over and done for incel, we can like black girls without you virgins looking up to us from your subterran lairs with grim, autistic and extremely jealous expressions.

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>kyriakos grizzly
why am I not seeing any grills on his ig lads? feels cold

what routine?

fuark, he's back

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she could kill you with one brap

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Wh*Teoids btfo

i love how everyone of his pic is full of memes of 4channers in the wild without the user protection

To be fair, Gaston is completely cheating his reps. Not blaming him though. Whatever it takes to humiliate a tool trying to act all cool at your job.

fucking dabbed on

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how much does it cost to rent an instathot for a day?

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Your average high test poster

>roiding for this

thank you for the reminder not to get tattoos til i've made it

god i wish that were me

Is this the same guy that blew his head off with a firework or is it a different gaston?

>82ks in a woman
>average

>thank you for the reminder not to get tattoos
Ftfy

Tattoos are retarded if they are permanent, it's like ugly clothes that you can't remove

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>white

More like beauty and the hambeast