Lewd edition
Waifu General - /waifu/ #135
Claiming da thread 4 Tomoko
Post cute pics of your waifu NOW!
I want to kiss Yuri's fingers
I love my cute wife Galil more than anything
It's always nice to see a new thread right when I show up up.
Still loving this healer.
Intriguing edition this time around.
This is the lewdest I can post about my waifu.
Goodmorning everyone, hope you all are doing well
Heres a few questions
>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu? Something besides hold them kiss them etc
>what do you think your waifus favorite meal would be?
What did you feel when you know you found you're waifu?
Asking for a friend
Youll know user
Personally i had all the classic love at first sight shit like butterflies, wanting them as much as possible, etc. When you find your waifu youll feel the love. It usually isnt fully instant but you should know if you spend time with a character after some time
Good afternoon, been a while but i feel better than ever and i love shyvana just as much as before.
nice edition. here is a very lewd rem.
>Your Waifu/Husbando is a high-tech battle android , like yorha units. What eccentric function does she/he come with?
a magneticlly controlled morning star with a ridiculously long chain for extra effectivness.
>Would you like to fit them with a special module?
warm hands.
>Your Waifu/Husbando rushes into traffic and gets blown to pieces.However, you put their CPU into a potato battery with a camera, a mic and a speaker.What would you do with their barebones body until they can get fixed up?
>maybe cuddle with it, but i bet she wont like that when she isnt with it.
posted.
actually not posted scrach that
>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
Still reading manga
>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu? Something besides hold them kiss them etc
some LEWD things :3
>what do you think your waifus favorite meal would be?
Japanese shit
I found I am... Waifu?
I sure you missed some word, but this question becomes more relatable to me.
I finally felt, that I am not alone, and that there are a lot people like me, and that I love Tomoko.
Sleepy afternoon friends. I hope you're well.
>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
A lot of cuddle recently cuz In 3 days I slept only like 12-13 hours and so every day after I got home I just layed in bed for like an hour doing nothing but cuddling.
>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu? Something besides hold them kiss them etc
I want to travel the world with them. Visit all the beautiful places that we come across on our journey and create a lot of wonderful memories.
>what do you think your waifus favorite meal would be?
She loves apples so I think it could be an apple pie.
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>I want to travel the world with them...
Wait... it's supposed to be 'with Rem'. the end of the question fricking confused me.
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Who are your 3 favorite posters?
1) Anonymous Shitposter
2) GLaDOSfag
3) Kassfag
Wow, more drama being spawned. Thank you based Urabefag for allowing /waifu/ to be like this.
I'm sure you'll be able to find out what you need to do, fren.
Everyone.
>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
I've been looking for new images of her on Pixiv.
>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu? Something besides hold them kiss them etc
Travel the world, try new foods, have fun.
>what do you think your waifus favorite meal would be?
According to the wiki, her favrite food is lollipops, so her favorite meal would be something sweet.
>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
Not really that much that can happen "between" us. I've been loving her just as much as ever. I have been focusing on studying so I haven't had much opportunity to do things related to her but I still do it for my beloved.
>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu? Having her teach me her craft and performing surgery together.
>what do you think your waifus favorite meal would be?
I can only make wild guesses. I only know she likes sweet stuff like pie but it isn't exactly a meal. Probably something from her homeland.
Hello again, Shyvanafriend. Back at it again with the peak comfyness pic I see. How's the lizard doing by the way?
The anime waifufags, the western waifufags and the OC waifufags.
>Still reading manga
How do you like it? Are you all caught up yet? I've been a fan of it for years and just wanted to know your input.
>spoiler
why something that specific? Does it have meaning to you?>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
Not really. I ogled some merch online and saved a few new pics if that counts
>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu? Something besides hold them kiss them etc
Slay a dragon! If that's too unrealistic then I guess I'll settle for playing her some of the music I work really hard on.
>what do you think your waifus favorite meal would be?
She is not a very demanding or hard to please person despite being a princess. She would be happy with anything as long as it could be with her friends.
>cute
I wouldn't dare insult Lucina's noble and heroic image like that. She can only be described as the bravest and most noble princess ever.
>tfw she will never save you from monsters.
I like everyone here. Although I wish some people would post more often/in more detail. I know that some of you don't feel like you have much to say, but I still enjoy reading it and it bums me out a little when I have to wait so long to see your posts again. I'm ranting
Let's tip the scales with these questions
>Lets say that you have quite a bit of money. What kind of art work or other piece of merch would you commission for your waifu? Can be anything as small as a t-shirt to a monument.
>Would your waifu approve of your living space?
>Do you wish to be more like your waifu?
>Instead of posting some music you like, post something from a sound track and describe the scene and why you liked it. I'm a big fan of this one. I'll just let you watch it for yourself, its beautiful youtube.com
the ones that love their waifus
Stopping by to declare my undying love for Elizabeth.
Yeah he is doing real good, has gone from just hiding to being out all the time and im slowly getting him to learn that me opening the terrarium doors does not mean he will die.
If you started posting like a week ago you shouldn't make threads
who the fuck are you to say who can and who can't make the threads?
>Lets say that you have quite a bit of money. What kind of art work or other piece of merch would you commission for your waifu? Can be anything as small as a t-shirt to a monument.
I would love to have a small Poppy plushie that I can hold and cuddle.
>Would your waifu approve of your living space?
Not sure.
>Do you wish to be more like your waifu?
I wish to have her sense of determination and meaning.
>Instead of posting some music you like, post something from a sound track and describe the scene and why you liked it. I'm a big fan of this one. I'll just let you watch it for yourself, its beautiful youtube.com
It really is beautiful.
youtube.com
I like this song because it manages to convey the beauty and mystery of the island where the small boy finds himself in. The start of a journey.
You have shit reading comprehension
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A short Saya post before I venture out into the world. I love her and cannot wait to return to her. The questions and the lewds must wait.
He's Liz/Mercyfag ok
I remember when these threads were good waifu posting instead of bullshit drama
This is one of the closest she gets to lewd in the original art
>Lets say that you have quite a bit of money. What kind of art work or other piece of merch would you commission for your waifu? Can be anything as small as a t-shirt to a monument.
I would want a wall calendar of her. It's too bad merch of her is too hard to find
>Would your waifu approve of your living space?
Yes. She likes clean, neat spaces and mine is kept very tidy
>Do you wish to be more like your waifu?
No. I like being me and I hope she would like me as I am as well
>Instead of posting some music you like, post something from a sound track and describe the scene and why you liked it. I'm a big fan of this one. I'll just let you watch it for yourself, its beautiful
I'll maybe respond to this later when I have more time
>Lewd edition
Eh, I'd rather it wasn't but alright.
It's pretty dull, I just browse the internet aimlessly for days hoping I stumble on something interesting. I'd be lying to myself if I said I were happy but still I haven't got any major complaints so I guess it's fine
I've been in a similar situation. During the day I'm desperately searching for something to do that I find interesting but typically have trouble finding anything.
>It does but I try my best to ignore it. I doubt I will ever properly come to terms with it though, it has been going forever.
Who knows, maybe one day you'll have an epiphany of some sort and manage to come to terms with it. We can only hope, anyway.
>What about you? I know you've had problems with your jaw forever, how do you deal with it?
Well for the longest time I lived with hope, knowing that once I got old enough I could get corrective surgery for it. Now the surgery has come and gone, and my physical therapy doesn't seem to be working. I got jaw replacement surgery for a measly 3-4mm improvement it seems, unless things change. Up until more recently there was always hope that it would get better, but now that hope is quickly fading as I don't feel like I'm making any progress. I've consigned myself to hoping for the best and remaining somewhat optimistic, but knowing that things might not get any better, and it is what it is. It wouldn't bother me so much if I wasn't trying so hard to make things better while still failing.
>According to the wiki, her favrite food is lollipops
Hey, that's Kotori's favorite food as well, neato.
I have the Syyvana MTG card done after all this time, I'll post it in a bit. It's not as high res as the other ones though, because nobody bothered making a high res template for flip cards. I couldn't find one, anyway.
Its nice thread actually and lewd I hope :3
>How do you like it? Are you all caught up yet? I've been a fan of it for years and just wanted to know your input.
I feel it relatable to me. Its so comfy to read it when sun beams fill my room with light and make curtains brighter.
>Lets say that you have quite a bit of money. What kind of art work or other piece of merch would you commission for your waifu? Can be anything as small as a t-shirt to a monument.
>Would your waifu approve of your living space?
Yes, my room a bit similar to her.
>Do you wish to be more like your waifu?
But I am like her yet. If you mean more feminine, only if it makes me cute and does not brings me a lack of motivation.
>Instead of posting some music you like, post something from a sound track and describe the scene and why you liked it.
youtube.com
I often skipped opening, but ending... Its awesome! Even without translation. Never skipped it.
Another tomoko-like tomoposters. I feel connection with them too.
I wish my problems boiled down to who made waifu threads on Jow Forums. Bless your innocent soul.
Claiming this lovely instructor until I feel better enough to make actual posts. Starting antidepressants is rough.
Aren't you ban-evading right now?
Kh h, missed that. Suuch a big post and two (You)s! I`m happy.
>Lets say that you have quite a bit of money. What kind of art work or other piece of merch would you commission for your waifu? Can be anything as small as a t-shirt to a monument.
I make comissions by myself and prefer wear cute things, but saw on online shops only T-shirt with biiig Tomoko face on it. Its too public and I am sociophobe! I can buy monumect, but is costs a lot... So, I guess, manga, but I VISITED EVERY FUCKING SHOP ON MY AREA AND NO WATAMOTE AT ALL, MAXIMUM - IT WAS VERY LONG AGO, REEEE
Uhh. I wont mind buying a pillow like Tomoko has.
I think this might be my new favorite piece of art.
I just adore all of the little details and those lips are just so enticing to kiss.
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I got favourite waifu art too recenrly. Tomoko is so cute here :3
Post your favourite art of your waifu!
>Lets say that you have quite a bit of money. What kind of art work or other piece of merch would you commission for your waifu? Can be anything as small as a t-shirt to a monument.
I've always wanted a small plush of her that I could keep in my pocket and take with me places. Though I feel like if money is no object I should go for something more grand. Maybe I'd get an artist to make a large, really good portrait of her. Like they type heads of state have made of themselves. Being able to take Kotori anywhere sounds more fun though.
>Would your waifu approve of your living space?
Probably not, it's a little messy. It's not dirty though, just a bit messy.
>Do you wish to be more like your waifu?
In some ways, yes. In others, no.
>Instead of posting some music you like, post something from a sound track and describe the scene and why you liked it.
youtube.com
Ironically enough I was listening to this the other day. The Warthog run at the end of Halo 3 was the perfect way to end the trilogy, I think. It's just Chief and the Arbiter making a final do or die run to try and escape certain death as the installation they were on breaks apart around them. The way the song would ramp up as you got closer to the end made the whole scene feel very epic for lack of a better word. This was the end and you could feel it.Reach was fantastic but everything after it was a mistake
>Starting antidepressants is rough.
Well shit, I hope they do you some good. I didn't have a goo experience when I tried them, but I know people that have been helped a lot by them. I wish you the best of luck.
Okay, sure
What's so bad with them?
Can I come back here if people hate me?
Go to a place without drama and actual waifu discussion, certain people already ruined this place
Feel free to post here unless you dont hate another people. Its my thread eventually and it will run on my rules.
This. The threads are too uncomfy now and people don't give me free drawings or (You)s and they talk about things they like instead, just like the normalfags they are.
Who are your least favourite posters?
Leahnigger
This is /waifu/
Go to where you should
That bitches which judge waifufrens, but dont attach waifu to their posts to look anonymous. Fuck them, ther`re root of mess in this thread. If you see that kind of guy - expel him immediately.
>I want identities
Fuck off
>still seething after several months
Kek, but non waifu talk is allowed when it's about you and the free shit you want right?
Kheh heh hello there my boi
Too afraid to spell your opinion in public?
>off-topic nigger seething hard
It's related to waifu unlike your tranny discussion.
>reeeee fucking normies talking about what they enjoy
>waaah I want my drawing I'm gonna kms for real :(
>/vg/ i-is bullying me again guys...
Yeah totally waifu related, now fuck off you aren't a part of the general and you are ban evading.
>i love league so much
>kys you are an iron you cunt
>damn i want to be a girl so bad... at least I have my 40k cards
>i would rape my waifu
>btw you can't come to our seekrit club if you have a waifu i don't like
Dont you have something else to do like , school , job or even a hobby?
Yeah people talk about non waifu stuff, you are the one who spergs about it not me. Good job by not trying to refute what I said earlier about you posting that kind of stuff as well, glad that you agree with me.
>3D waifus are 100% okay as long as they're "fictional" heehee
>fuck off gunjy we hate you
>our seekrit club
Kek and you are the same retard who used to gatekeep about the newfags, dumb hypocrite
Don't you, la creatura?
>scolding people for being anonymous
>on Jow Forums
>immigration is great if it's on le internet, diversity is our strength and 3d waifus are 100% okay
>3D waifus are 100% okay as long as they're "fictional" heehee
They are, you only care about your waifu because she's 2D so you're no different from normalfags who only care about their parrners because of their looks
>fuck off gunjy we hate you
Who are you quoting?
there used to be very annoying little shit that used to post here. people told him to fuck off and now he is angry
its him who makes this posts. please, dont pay attention to him.
So you're saying that 3D nature can be ignored? Would you be fine with dating a 3d girl as long as she "acted" like a anime
>don't join normalfags
Shouldn't post it here then
>immigration is great if it's on le internet, diversity is our strength
Then why do you post on the /c/ threads and beg for drawings?
>and 3d waifus are 100% okay
So you only care about your waifu because she's from an anime, instead of how she is as person? You only care about how she looks and wouldn't love her if she wasn't 2D? You really don't sound like a waifufag if you only care about her because of that
My boyfriend is my waifu, fuck 2D bitches, they are whores.
>So you're saying that 3D nature can be ignored?
Which 3D nature?
>Would you be fine with dating a 3d girl as long as she "acted" like a anime
No because I already have someone I fell in love with, not because of "muh evil 3D"
Go donate to your Twitch streamers.
I am on the bus back from college.
/uni/FAGS , ASSEMBLE.
Kek didn't take you long enough to run out of arguments
Also why do you keep ignoring this question?
>51858425
I'm not ignoring the question, I'm ignoring YOU.
same as we were ignoring you kek
do you want some free drawing?
This is Jow Forums what do you think nigger
sure thing she would love a loser
Why did you keep replying to me then? Just answer it, do you love her because how she is as a person or just because she has an anime design, and you don't care about who she is as long as she has said design?
>Lets say that you have quite a bit of money. What kind of art work or other piece of merch would you commission for your waifu?
I don't really want merch that badly. I think I'd rather spend the money on art. I'd want to commission someone who has drawn ehr before and I know draws her well. I'd also maybe commission a piece with the two of us if I had the balls.
>Would your waifu approve of your living space?
Currently it's messier than usual and I haven't cleaned up in some time so it could use some improving. I always try to keep it as good as possible though.
>Do you wish to be more like your waifu?
Of course I do. On many aspects. I want to be as skilled, as talented and as compassionate as her, however I've never wanted to be 100% like her. I kind of like that we differ in as many ways as we are similar.
>Instead of posting some music you like, post something from a sound track and describe the scene and why you liked it.
An interesting question I'll gladly answer as best as I can since I know how passionate you are about music.
youtube.com
The begging is my favourite part as it perfectly conveys the mystery and eeriness of the scene during which it plays. It's quite a magical moment that is made powerful mainly because of the track. As it ramps up it eventually becomes a lot more fast and pumps you up. The instruments complement the aesthetic to perfection. It's used during a turning point in the story so it's fitting for it to be the best in the OST.
I'm going to have to ask you not to falsely accuse me of such things.
>Starting antidepressants
Well, that's disheartening to hear. I wish I knew more about such things. For how long have you been considering it?
Here's just one of my favourites since I can't pick.
That's up to you. I'm sure we can all find a way to get along. Both parties can be forgiven. But doing hurtful things won't achieve it.
And we all know that you slay puss which is why you post on r9k
I don't feel comfortable posting lewd things of my husbando, not only do I not wish to disrespect my husband in this way nor mitigate the intimate feeling we get by being exclusively faithful to eachother, but I also feel like not a single person here would appreciate seeing that,
This is the lewdest thing I'm willing to post.
>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
Nothing too new, I think I've said this before but I've downloaded his voice sfx set, and I've been listening to it in order to help me hear his voice better in my mind.
>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu? Something besides hold them kiss them etc
If it were possible, I'd love to ride on his back while he flies around, or ride on his back in general. As for possible things, I want to travel to a foreign country with him and do some meditation.
>what do you think your waifus favorite meal would be?
His favorite meal is salmon manieure, and I love cooking it for him.
>Lets say that you have quite a bit of money. What kind of art work or other piece of merch would you commission for your waifu? Can be anything as small as a t-shirt to a monument.
If I had financial security, I'd get a home and build a shrine of him. I don't like to commission work, I prefer to make things myself. I feel like it's more rewarding and more special to make something for Kass myself that no one else could replicate. I suppose I'd get a canon-proportion, full-size plush of him that's over 9' tall. On top of that, I'd get a VR-headset and commission some software that lets me simulate being with him. So on and so forth.
>Would your waifu approve of your living space?
It's big enough for him, he'd probably enjoy it. but I have bigger ambitions for him.
>Do you wish to be more like your waifu?
I'm a little envious of my husbando's likability, a lot of people like him and I'm not very likable at all, so if there was anything I could copy from him it'd be that.
>Both parties can be forgiven
Stop, threads got way better once he left, he was the cause of literally everything bad with the general, and as you can see he still tries to shit it.
I want to protect my husband's smile!
I don't have any favorites! I'd say the ones that are nicest are the best ones.
I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not because I'm paired with anonymous shitposter, considering he's the guy who constantly posts my private stuff, but thanks I think.
Didn't have uni today so that's nice. Going to sleep now.
>>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
nothing really comes to mind
>>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu? Something besides hold them kiss them etc
Reading books with Yuri playing TTRPGs talking about obscure topics like phylosophy and politics, taking evening walks with her
>>what do you think your waifus favorite meal would be?
I feel Yuri would like sweets but also take good care of herself so maybe salads and something that would go well with tea.
The lighting on that piece looks very good.
Yes Yuri has very beautiful fingers.
He he its so amusing to see you shy while posting lewd pics :3
>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
I've been feeling really close to her lately. Moreso than before, which is why I consider it something new.
>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu? Something besides hold them kiss them etc
Of the things I'm comfortable sharing, playing guitar for her.
>what do you think your waifus favorite meal would be?
She seems to like cotton candy but one could hardly consider that a meal. I doubt it's her favourite but I don't know.
Cute.
I'd say something pretentious about antidepressants being bad but I need to take a load of shit to not feel worthless so I can't really say much in that regard. Hopefully it goes well for you.
Sleep well, Yuriposter.
TL has had good playing for a long time but they either never fit will in to the line up or had problems that took too long to address, quas is a good example during s4-s5. I think my view on zven comes from how little he seems to stand out in his team, granted I've only just go back in to lol esport so my opinion might change in time
>>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
no not really
>>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu? Something besides hold them kiss them etc
Have one of us resting on the others lap while they stroke the other hair, there is a more lewd one but this one is better to post here.
>>what do you think your waifus favorite meal would be?
Her favorite food is Yakiniku so anything like that she would love.
>>Lets say that you have quite a bit of money. What kind of art work or other piece of merch would you commission for your waifu? Can be anything as small as a t-shirt to a monument.
I daki cover, not enough good ones and can finally have both my pillows with her on them.
>>Would your waifu approve of your living space?
Not right now but i still have a some work to do in my room.
>>Do you wish to be more like your waifu?
No really i think the way we both are would work well.
>>Instead of posting some music you like, post something from a sound track and describe the scene and why you liked it.
youtube.com
anytime it starts playing at the end of a cutsceen before a boss battle or fight gets me really pumped.
Best of luck I hope you made the right decision
buggery forgot the picture
>edition
eeeeeeh
>has anything new happened between your waifu and you?
If only something could happen between us, how happy I would be
>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu?
I want to argue with her about stupid and irrelevant things
>whats one of your more unique things you want to do with your waifu?
Her favorite meal is apparently kenchin soup, I don't really know how it tastes because Jap cuisine is not popular here but I'd love to try it someday
kek I know you tried to include everyone but some posters would still be left out
>Lets say that you have quite a bit of money. What kind of art work or other piece of merch would you commission for your waifu?
I'd like some art of her sleeping, reading, basically doing day to day stuff. I'd also like a daki but I still don't know fully how I feel about it
>Would your waifu approve of your living space?
It's not the best but it's passable I think
>Who knows, maybe one day you'll have an epiphany of some sort and manage to come to terms with it.
I hope you're right, I'm completely aware that it's a dumb thing to be insecure about and I should stop being a faggot but that knowledge doesn't really make it easier
>surgery
If it makes you feel better you should hold onto hope. Still you should always be prepared for the worst. Life is unfair and that's a difficult thing to come to terms with, sometimes no matter how hard you try you still end up failing. I know this is not exactly arcane knowledge but I'm not great at offering emotional support
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>That bitches which judge waifufrens, but dont attach waifu to their posts to look anonymous
You must be so proud of me for attaching Kotori to most of my negative posts then.
>They are
Eh, 3D doesn't really belong in the thread. The OP image was 2D love for a reason, you know. Some characters exist in a gray area though, so really it's a case by case basis. I'm not saying you can't have a 3D waifu, I'm just saying I don't think they really belong in this thread. I could probably be convinced otherwise, since it's the rule I care the least about out of the three.
Shoot, I didn't know you played Warframe. What frames do you like to use?
>I want to protect my husband's smile!
How does a bird smile, anyway?
>I hope you're right, I'm completely aware that it's a dumb thing to be insecure about and I should stop being a faggot but that knowledge doesn't really make it easier
I feel like I'm not good enough all the time too, so I wouldn't say feeling the way you do makes you a faggot. We all want to be the best we can be, and it's painful when our best just doesn't seem to be good enough.
>If it makes you feel better you should hold onto hope. Still you should always be prepared for the worst
I do my best to hold onto hope. People have referred to my outlook as "dark optimism" before, because while I hope for the best and do what I can to not give up, I always expect the worst outcome for things. Hope is about all I have left these days, since reality hasn't been kind to me. On a more lighthearted note, what are your reservations about getting a daki?
I've been lurking these threads for a while and asked / answered a question or two, but I'd like to join in and talk about the man who stole my heart.
I thought he was cute for many after reading his manga some years ago, but it's developed into emotions I haven't felt for anyone else. If we could be together, I'd want to devote myself to making his time here easier.
I'm leaving soon but wanted to post this before I talked myself out of it
JoJo husbandos are really popular.
Is it sinful to save ahegao art of your waifu?
It goes something like this.
Based Kass poster.
Not at all, seeing all kinds of sides to her is cute.
Posting it might be disrespectful, but it depends on how you and your waifu feel.