Tfw no gf

What have you tried? How do you approach women?

>tfw no shy glasses gf that loves reading
I'm tired of pumping and dumping and going along with vain, empty talk just to play 2 player masturbation.

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I fucking hate that feel man
I'm 6'6" and built after a decade of lifting yet I will still get sad when I see some 5'9" dyel dude with a cute gf
I'm not necessarily mad - I even think to myself "good for that dude", but it's just so... tiresome

>finally get gf
>she demands a lot of attention
>barely have time for my old hobbies anymore
>have to listen to her talking about shit i couldnt care less about
>spending a lot more money that i used to
>sex is fun but definitely overrated

Now that i experienced what having one feels like, i think i'd be ok being alone again

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I just want a cute possessive black gf, is it too much to ask for?

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Being an incel has nothing to do with how you react to seeing couples, it literally means involuntary celibate.

Go back to twitter.

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2 month single after 4 years of gf, a GF wont solve any issues, the pussy is good but you get so used to it that it loses its charm, stop putting pussy on a pedestal, have your goals, work and lift.. pussy will come idiots

Turned 26 years old today. Still a virgin. Would it even be worth losing my virginity at this point?

yes ti would be idiot, where do you get these ideas from???

What ideas?

the idea that losing your virginty isnt worth it anymore, are you legit dumb?

I don't know, that's why I was asking. Why are you so hostile?

no worries bro i'm 28 and in that position

This, I just want to experience it, that's it.
I'm with being solo afterwards

>tfw on pause with girl I’m dating

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cause this mentality is the exact thing holding you back from losing your virginty, youve been brainwashed by all this negativity and you clearly have no self worth... i would literally suggest going offline for good and live in the real world for once

Great fitness thread guys!

I hate incels. Have sex already.

That just means she's fucking some other guy and kept you as a replacement in case things dont work out with him.
Do not get attached to her, user. If you already are, fuck off and start dating someone else.

This statement is a paradox, you colossal dummy

It seems like too much work. I mean I'd have to
1. Talk to a girl
2. Try hard to be entertaining or to seem like a normie for a long enough time that she grows to like me
3. Keep talking to her over a period of time between days to weeks
4. Make an effort to arrange dates/other events between us (I hardly go out anyway so it would be a pain in the ass to discover the "hip and cool" cafes or restaurants that young people go to)
5. Spend money on food I probably won't like and with bad macros
6. Spend time doing stupid normalfag shit like going to picnics/carnivals/movies/driving/whatever people do on dates
7. Lie and tell the woman I really like her and find her attractive or whatever and pretend I care about her problems
8. Deal with the inevitable disappointment that I did all this shit just to stick peepee in vagine for a couple minutes

I mean shit, jsut typing out all this was tiring enough, and you expect me to go through the motions for something I know will be a disappointment anyway. No thank you. And by the way, FUCK NIGGERS AND KIKES

I used to have a girlfriend. The way she left was basically a cover-up that both blamed me for all the problems and saw her run off to another guy. She wasn't completely wrong, but many things were exaggerated. I've worked on what I agreed we're problems and I'm better for it. My life has been moving steadily forward, but I'm still single despite trying. I guess I'm saying I probably don't want her back in my life, but I miss what I had. I miss being held by someone who can just look me in the eye and tell me how they loved me. I miss doing stupid faggy cute shit, I miss putting up with terrible music (fuck pop punk), and I just miss it man. The more I continue to date and fail, the more worried I get that she might have been my only taste of what having a partner is like. I'm trying to improve my body, and meet people I can get along with, and improve my life outside relationships.

But for me,
>Tfw no gf
Isn't sadness. I look at anyone happy with a partner and I get fucking terrified. I'm absolutely shitting myself that even if some ugly, weird, or any fucker that's different from me can get a relationship, but I can't, then something's wrong with me. It's fucking terrifying, and I get angry in response to it. Fear becomes anger, and anger becomes self resentment.

I want to think we're all gonna make it, but sometimes with dating I'm just scared I'll be stuck in the loop of first dates forever.

>hurr durr incels can't have sex that's why its paradoxical durr

Spoiler alert: when we say to an incel "have sex", we know they're not going to have sex. Even though they really want/need to have sex.

That's what makes it funny. (not funny to you, it's not supposed to be funny to you)

I already fucked another chick, I ain’t that dumb. We gonna meet in a week to talk whether dating is worth it or not because we argued while I was away and so decided to put a pause.

>tfw no gf to have infinitive sexy of infinitive test

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I get the feeling most people think I'm good with women, many people make jokes about their girlfriend/talk about girls with me and I just "haha" it off everytime. But I haven't had one. I don't understand this life anymore. I mean at least you are 6'6 im 6'

Absolutely pathetic on every level. You're getting exactly what you deserve in life (nothing).

At least you admit you're a lazy worthless fuck though, so I'll give you credit for that. There are many here like you, but they will tell us with a straight face that the reason they can't get a woman is because they don't have male model faces, do 3/4/5/6 for reps, etc. Their own character and personality (yes, I'm using that word) are never called into question.

>7. Lie and tell the woman I really like her and find her attractive or whatever and pretend I care about her problems
>8. Deal with the inevitable disappointment that I did all this shit just to stick peepee in vagine for a couple minutes
surely u understand that there is more to relationships than this?? and why would u have to lie to this hypothetical woman? u should ACTUALLY like her, or do you think it's impossible to find a woman you'd like/enjoy spending time with???

I mean, that's fair enough. All the dudes I see with girls actually put in a hell of a lot of effort to please them and make them happy or whatever, and are rewarded for that. I personally think that doing anything to gain a woman's favor is fucking pathetic, and staying a virgin is fine with me in that regard, but I don't fault those brave souls. If I get really desperate I'll get a whore, but honestly celibacy is totally cool with me at this point.

>do you think it's impossible to find a woman you'd like/enjoy spending time with?
Yes.

Bro, I feel the same way. I thought about it today as well. If I get a gf I have to put SO much effort into just courting her, then I have to continue to put effort in during the relationship. What about my hobbies? Can I still go to the gym everyday if I have a gf? Too much effort man, for what?

>hurr durr it’s funny because I pretend to be retarded

Alright, you got me, I took the bait

>I personally think that doing anything to gain a woman's favor is fucking pathetic
look i agree, but this is more a critique of traditional gender roles than anything else (i.e. man hans to provide for the woman, pay for everything, be strong etc etc). in an ideal world, u just find another person u like and there's no "social obligations" to eachother that one person has to do this or that. u just do things because it brings joy to that person

why? because u are so online and anti-normie? and all women are normies?

>in an ideal world
You literally just admitted that what you're describing is unrealistic.

>why? because u are so online and anti-normie? and all women are normies?

Well, that's one way to put it. Women can't be autists the same way men can. Even the rare "autistic" woman is still very much a normie in her beliefs despite being unable to represent them in her behavior. Speaking from experience.

And stop typing "u" instead of "you", you troglodyte.

I had a girlfriend for a year who was pretty and had great tits, and she was on the pill so I got to blow my load in her pornstar vagina everyday. Generally I was pretty happy, but the combination of women having all the power in the world and also having severe mental issues in general made it impossible to maintain a relationship with her. I was generally happier back then than I am now, despite being much physically and mentally healthier now. It was those weekly or bi-weekly occasions where she would call me up at 3am crying because she was drunk and her friends had abandoned her, and I had to listen to every drunk cunt trying to take advantage of her being drunk alone, that made me eventually have to dump her.

And any girl who actually IS worth dating has been taken for years by some beta faggot, who for some reason she's still with despite him having been unable to marry and get her pregnant after several years of being together. They ruin these nice girls with their pithy sperm and lack of gumption.

>u just find another person u like

Your message is diffused and rendered inept when you type like a fucking retard.

>pithy sperm and lack of gumption
First time I laughed at a Jow Forums post today, thank you

>You literally just admitted that what you're describing is unrealistic.
ideal doesn't imply unrealistic. you can certainly find women like this in the world right now

>Well, that's one way to put it. Women can't be autists the same way men can. Even the rare "autistic" woman is still very much a normie in her beliefs despite being unable to represent them in her behavior. Speaking from experience.
and why do u have to be in a relationship with a "autistic" woman? is it really impossible for u to imagine a relationship with a normal outgoing girl?? if so then why?

ye whatever i bet ur both americans who only speak one language so fuck u both

Who else"tfw no gf :^) " mode?
>getting really fit after being a slob for way too long
>Starting to receive compliments and attention from people and girls who are very obvious when showing interest
>literally don't give a flying fuck as I have more important things to focus on atm, don't even see where I could fit a gf in my current schedule
>keep shooting down everyone that suddenly wants a piece of me or wants to be in my presence
>go to the Asian massage parlor when I need an emergency drainage
Stop being so needy

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