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We are the birds of healthy gainz. Eat our eggs, meat and livers for peak performance."
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YEAH BUDD-AY! LIGHT WEIGHT!
U mirin bwak?
Awe in the size of this bwak
The virgin "clean eater" vs The Chad dirty bulker
Thank you birds of gains your sacrifice is appreciated.
>when you crack open an egg and its a double yolker
Based gainz bird looking out for my gainz
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Fried chicken livers are both delicious, full of gains and dirt cheap. Truly based animals.
THANK YOU BASED BIRD OF GAINS
BOOMER FAGGOTS BTFO
Based proton bird
>livers
I prefer the gizzards
Gizzards are good gains fuel bro
>that cholesterol
I love petting and holding chickens, it's very calming.
EVEN MORE GAINSSS BWAKKK
All steroid hormones are derived from cholesterol.
Cholesterol scare is the biggest meme. Your hormones need it, your brains dry weight is majority cholesterol and children growing up on low cholesterol diets have stunted brain growth. You will literally make people retarded with low cholesterol diets.
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I guess this guy responded negatively to steroids then
there is such a thing as too much of something good, do you or do you not agree with that?
too much glucose is bad
what's so hard to understand?
THANK YOU BIRD OF HEALTHY GAINZ
based bird of gains
My last chicken died yesterday, she was old as fuck and hadn't laid in years but she was a beautiful, tough and sweet creature. She aided in many a delicious omlette over the years and for that I am happy she can rest now in chicken heaven with the rest of her friends.
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Most bbs can go above the rda because they are getting pumped. You need cholesterol to make your bodies steroid hormones. Cholesterol is needed for gains. 123% is a nothingburger
One day when I'm retired and have some land (assuming owning land is still legal in the (((future))) ), I just want to have a bunch of chickens running around. Truly god's gift to mankind. They are such silly, loveable creatures. Rest in Peace user's old hen. ;~;7
Jews fear the indoor chicken farmer
Why is chicken liver so damn cheap
>meat and livers
no
how could jews hate such a sweet man???
can you eat her now?
hitler advocated one pot stew for the whole nation.
Nah, I doubt she would taste very good even if I wanted to.
I hope your chicken rests in peace friend.
The birds keep getting bigger
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they hated him because he told the truth
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You were good to her user, you were good
F. a fine addition to the great henhouse in the sky, user.
>tfw you will never bask in the warm glow of the Fuhrer's aura in this life.
>normie couple roommates decide to try "meal prepping"
>cook ten pounds of chicken breast with just salt and pepper
>put it all on one big plastic container in the fridge, don't freeze any of it
>eat like 1/4 of it
>leave on a trip for a week
>I didn't realize they abandoned their chicken or I would've eaten all of it
>mfw realizing it too late and have to throw away over five pounds of chicken
It was a fucking disgrace. Those based walking birds DIED FOR THEIR FUCKING GAINS AND THEY SHIT ALL OVER THEIR SACRIFICE. GOD DAMN DYEL NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sometimes i feel pitty for the animals.
Especially those cute birds.
But if i won't do it then some fatso would eat it and then the bird died for nothing. I will make use of their sacrifice for the right thing.
We synthesize up to 1g of cholesterol daily, youre ignorant for thinking a dietary source is required.
this actually worries me. Are these gainz the results of drugging the birds up with stuff that make them bigger or are they just eating more than before?
Ever thought that she was conscious that you stole her potential childs every time she laid them, which she is programmed to love and take care of, and she greatly suffered and you made her life hell but meanwhile you thought you had a loving relationship with her ?
>programmed to love and take care of
chickens eat eggs
it's both
Unfertilized eggs are actually just chicken periods. And chickens are prone to cannibalism
>Ever thought that she was conscious that you stole her potential childs every time she laid them
That’s the rent which makes the relationship symbiotic between human and farm animal.
>programmed to love and take care of
Imagine imposing your fake and gay man made morals on a bird
>and she greatly suffered and you made her life hell but meanwhile you thought you had a loving relationship with her ?
>>be bird
>>evolve for millennia in artificially created human environment
>>given free land from which to eat the bugs and feed from
>>have watchful human protector who kills coyotes and other natural predators
>>vegan faggot thinks you are being abused
Virgin Delaware vs Chad Cornish Cross
holy bird of gains
F to all chicken bros
Cornish ROCK Cross you mong
She literally died of old age. On a free land where she could eat and sleep all she wanted without worrying about predators.