What do you want in a gf?

Your gf will never find you user.. I'm sorry.

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I want her to be intelligent and respectful. I also want her to be cute, dress in a feminine way, be faithful to me, and give me children.
Everything else is unimportant.

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This one always makes me sad :(
That's pretty reasonable

If we are talking fantasies, then here you go

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Yeah I've been divorced so now I know exactly what I'm looking for in terms of female company.

I had it and I lost it, I fucking lost it after a year and a half

I don't think i'll ever get another chance with such a kind soul

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I want her to be antinatalist and not a girl.
i feel this sentiment, mang.

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cheap and easy gf

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I want her to be ok with me having no hopes and dreams other than providing for her and having children

Kind of like this, but also elegant like a princess. Also, not a whore. That's going to be impossible.

Lol I love these super odd ones

liked as well.

Careful Anons! Don't fall in love with the idea of a girl, fall in live with the girl itself! Girls also have flaws that you have to accept. It can be very dangerous to create this kind of fantasy because you could really hurt a girl emotionally when you realise that she doesn't live up to that fantasy. Trust me, I had this problem as well. I was a huge dick to my girlfriend because I couldn't accept that she is as lazy and lacking of self-care as me and that she just isn't ready for sex. Fortunately, she still stayed with me even though I was a huge asshole. I hope I'll better my attitude, because despite her flaws, I really love and care for her.

i just want a girl that would be cuddling and watching tv for 2 months straight

The pic is actually fairly similar to my ideal gf.

I'm glad!
Everyone has flaws
You'd probably die from that. You need to move around to properly get your blood flowing
You have good taste then

>You'd probably die from that. You need to move around to properly get your blood flowing
then we will die in each others arms

Wholesome death

>Everyone has flaws

Yes, exactly! That's why you shouldn't be too attached to your dream girl fantasies. No one can live up to that.You will disappoint yourself and hurt the girl if you hang on it too much

I tried to give my gf thingy kinda simple so that it was reasonable that someone could act like that. I gf could actually act all mushy and supportive.

based butthole kisser

Nothing they can get fucked.

They will be fucked after they are in a committed relationship and the time is right.

Same desu. I want her to be chubby, too.

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She has to be willing to please my best friend Fido and the neighborhood strays when I please

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That's everything I need

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I don't think so. Why should I settle for someone who's worse than me by a huge margin? Maybe someone a little worse than me would be fine, but I'll never lower my standards to such an extent. It is unironically better to have an imaginary girl than to do that. They don't deserve me.

that's more than chubby

>tfw
fuck man

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so simple... yet so unachievable

>What do you want in a gf?
My penis

This would be ideal
>Can take a joke and can into banter
>Doesn't blindly trust the gubbernment
>Thinks about consequences before doing something
>Likes nature and animals but knows killing is necessary and natural
>Somewhat curious and adventurous
>Doesn't take shit from anyone, but not a bitch
>Tolerates me buying a bunch of guns and ammo
>Can cook an acceptable meal
>Cares somewhat about appearance
>Not morbidly obese

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>Can take a joke and can into banter
This is an important one, you don't want someone who takes jokes seriously. One of the worst kind of people, behind rapists and men with tribal tattoos.

Not running into once of these for starters.

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This girl has a bf aready

Those are bad, but I like girls that say oof. As long as it isn't the only thing they say.

Someone who'll care for me and someone I can care for.
This as well

Required:
>loyal
>dresses and acts feminine
>caring
>willing to put up with my depression and bipolar disorder
>lets me lay head in her lap
>shares at least one hobby with me (music, MtG, video games, longboarding)
>never had casual sex or done hard drugs
>no tattoos or excessive piercings (basic ear piercings are fine)
>not overweight
>not mentally handicapped

Preferable, but not necessary:
>virgin, waiting until marriage for sex
>doesn't smoke, drink, or does any kind of drugs
>likes heavy metal
>smart
>cute

Bonus, but doesn't have any real bearing on a relationship:
>from a non-English speaking country
>English is non-native language
I just like foreign language and culture a lot, so having a cute gf to help teach me her language while I help her with her English would be really nice.

This is pretty wholesome user. I hope you find her fren.

Who knew an r9k thread could make my day
Thank you user.

The more I browse youtube the more I hate this guy. Anyone else feel the same way?

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>I just like foreign language and culture a lot, so having a cute gf to help teach me her language while I help her with her English would be really nice.
Cute
Not sure what this has to do with my thread, but I agree. I was a fan of his old videos, but his content has been garbage for years now.

>lets me lay head in her lap
This part is often neglected but extremely important.

i thought people stopped watching him in 2016 desu.

I think I'm kind of close to having a girl like this, but I know nothing will ever happen. I met a Chinese girl on LoL who I play with occasionally. She's really nice and has helped me a few times during depression episodes, but I doubt we'll ever meet in real life. She's going back to China this summer (she's just in the US for university right now).
It's kinda funny. People always talk about Chinese people being soulless bugmen or whatever, but she's genuinely the nicest person I've ever talked to. I'm hoping we can exchange emails or something before she goes home, because I'm really going to miss talking to her.

There will always be a new generation of kids on the internet

I honestly couldn't tell you. I don't think about women really at all anymore. I just want to lose my virginity and that's pretty much it.
It didn't used to be this way though I can tell you.

>you who are

holy shit i never noticed that wtf

yea i dont hmm compute

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>white
>christian
>moderately attractive
> sub in public but dom in the bedroom
she doesnt exist

I've met a few of these lately, and exaggerated their personalities a bit. But they exist and if you meet them you'll probably feel lucky anons. I may never make one of them my GF but that's okay too.

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That's really cute, I hope I find a girl like that. Shy people are some of the purest.

literally just support, and any other synonym for it.

i wish they looked out for me and were happy to do it. i think i could die happy.

>fourth month of the two thousand and nineteenth year of our Lord
>still no mommy gf

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Nothing gets me hard like Russian winter than angry cyrillic barking.

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>those digits
We never really had a chance did we friend?

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having someone behind you who actually wants you to succeed would be great

People are much more likely to lie in a language that isn't their first
Tread carefully user

Ability to love(me)
loyal
passionate about something
caring
pretty vanilla, atleast outside of the bedroom
I'm also kind of shallow so I have to find her qt(not hard)

Everything else depends on what kind of relationship we have and what we both want out of it. I'm pretty undecided, some days I want a dependent NEET and maid, or a sex slave, while others I want a semi independent motherly type.

>>still no mommy gf
youtube.com/watch?v=k36sIRRdFSU

youtu.be/kR-XetCNg74
don't steal the lyrics

real patrician over here

gj alex

here's a super qt gf

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i made one of me

only kind of gf i want is one who puts up with me and is not really a loser with nothing going on.

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Here's a gf we can all relate to

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I don't want a gf.
I WANT A WIFE TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH.
Damnit, i can't wait to have my nice countryside home, taking my grandchildren for the weekend and telling them stories of ol'.

I hope your dream comes true user, that sounds comfy.

You guys literally are making me cry. I just want someone

I do too user. I hope we can all find someone special.

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fack

oririni

HO, HO, HOLY SHIT!! SOMEONE JUST LIKE ME!! YES, LITERALLY ME! THIS IS LITERALLY ME, THANK YOU GOD FOR GIVING ME A FELLOW MAN ON THIS PLANET THAT IS JUST LIKE MYSELF.. SO MUCH WIN..!! THIS IS EPIC, EPIC BACON FOR THE WIN!

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I don't understand why guys say they want a gf. Is it just because it's something they haven't done before? I don't understand having romantic feelings for an entire sex, wanting to be with anyone who matches some criteria.

I did't even know fnaf was still a thing but he decides to remind me on my recommendations

>spend 4 hours in gimp meticulously turning the ideal mate template into a self portrait
>get called a basedboy
fugg man why you gotta shit on my work. this is why i'm not an artist

If it makes you feel any better, I also know when the "Narwhal Bacons". ;)

What's your /u/, fellow undercover gentlesir?

uhhhh i exclusively use Jow Forums currently

Heh heh, you need not speak any longer; do not play your embarrassment act-- I recognize my kin when I see it! I'm coming fer ya, my brethren!!

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I want her to be tickilish
I want to abuse her tickle spots at first, but then start gently massaging them

Is that.... is.... is that..... K-....k-k--kk....KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Simply put, I want a girlfriend who's just simply has a good personality, and really don't care for me. Sure I may want a flat chested Asian women, but a 5/10 girl would be fine anyways.

Unfortunately though, given the work I plan to do, I will not be around to provide much love. So why hurt such a women with neglect? It's better for me to just not get too interested.

Good taste user
This is the first time I looked at one of these memes and thought "yeah that's the one I want"

>tfw no plague doctor bf to touch masks with

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Only obedience

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Jokes on you im a pathological lier in all languages i know

Gay
You must have mommy issues

>white
>introverted
>working class
>loyal
>conservative
>supportive
>would be a good mother

A gf that won't betray me after not talking to her every day
I'd rather have sex with her everyday then spend time with my friends/being alone If needed, and talk with her once a few days to tell her about my thoughts,views etc