/r9gay/ - #679

give me an abusive bf RIGHT now

>tfw too old
>tfw too short
>tfw too plain
>tfw too nerdy
>tfw only have a neutral voice
Yeap, just me being shit like always.

I'm giving you the opportunity to be my bf right now

That sounds like a good day to me user. As long as you enjoy it

On the subject of "age".
What do you guys think about guys who are >25 and watch anime, play games and being all childish?

Looks like you're embarrassed to say every other word, cute

I'm tired of it. Just too tired. I'll resign myself to remain single and that's all.
Are you western Euro?

>tfw fast approaching daddy/boomer
Just 2 more years till the big 3 0

>watch anime
Not my cup of tea but nothing wrong
>play games
Based
>being all childish
It's bad at any age, I'm not against being silly but childish is a no no

Physically or emotionally, cause I can do both

Ok but i already told you I'll be abusing your wallet as well

*blushes intensively*
you sound beautiful, user

Not him but I'm Wester euro, make that two offers to be your bf right now

40/60 but no findom please

Eastern Euro, but can easily travel anywhere.

Why would you want to be my bf? I'm not particularly cheery, or handsome, or sociable, or anything. There are much better choices.

>but no findom please
That just makes me want to findom you though

Why would you complain about people ignoring your pleas for a partner when you're unwilling to go through with any offer?

>I will now generalize this highly individual ailment
nice one

Cool guys.

Fuck off leech
Yeah findom is for losers user don't worry

>you will never have a 30 year old daddy to please as a plump zoomer boy
why live

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Neither am I, we can be unsociable together and cuddle all day without saying anything if you don't want to

Same
originally oregano

Where in eastern Europe do you hail from?

I'm not ignoring it. I'm just not interested in just being a bf for the sake of it, I desire a connection!
Well that does sound good, although I'm not afraid of talking if it's to someone I appreciate.

>plump
Are you a fatty or like a lewd 2n5 type?

user, literally all relationships are built on consensual findom.
If you are in a abusive relationship its definitely an aspect you need to control

I found my e-bf of 9 months by trading vocaroos on r9gay. maybe you'll find your qt counterpart here too user!

commence the voiceposting for I encourage it

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nope not fat, im plump in all the areas where it matters especially for a boy~

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pathetic bait begone faget

You're preventing any opportunity to create a connection in a first place by cutting off communication at the beginning.

>e-bf
worthless

Post thighs.
Then post discord and bounce on a toy for me

I only asked a question. Or are you referring to the fact I'm planning on leaving this thread? It's not like it's a /soc/ thread, and most anons here are from the US, Scandi or Britain anyway, they have the own compatriots to date, while foreigners are on the side.

Replying for why do we keep running into each other in case you stopped reading the other bread.
I don't wanna be a C-list proxy-tripfag.

glad i got myself a wholesome abuser

thanks originally you two

>femboy bf starting to age
into the trash he goes

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Your prose seems familiar. Are you the western European uni user I spoke with yesterday night?

>he can recognise posters
How do I learn to do this

powfoo6827

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Pay attention to their prose, it is fairly easy most of the time.

Doesn't get more wholesome than me user, why do you want an abusive bf anyway, also where from

I'm from western europe and in uni, but I don't think I talked to anyone yesterday night.

I do love being able to do this, now if he ever posts here without telling me I can threaten to ghost him tee-hee

Either way, I'd be interested in getting to know you provided that you're a virgin.

Not him but I'm all of the above virgin included

Wow i didn't think you would do it you dumby
Someone else add this boy since i don't actually have the time

Well I am a khv

Another western European uni user? May as well get in contact with him if that is the case.

Yeah it would be better than good! Plus id like to be relatively near to someone I was talking to online because I think physical contact is a must have

Are you not from West eu?

Nope, I'm from the southeast.

Well yeah that would be nice. Transcontinental relationships aren't very interesting indeed, it's nice and all but it feels too immatierial I think. Damn I feel like a harem protagonist right now ahaha.

Added the slut and waiting for lewd thighs to fap.

>why do we keep running into each other
Because you meet all of my standards, so I tend to notice your posts and respond to them.

>boy
>erping
>cute
>small
>short
cringe

t. none of these things
cringe

Cute small short boys are great, but erping is a redflag.

>Cute small short boys are great
If youre a pedo with shit taste

>tooth is out of place
NO THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN I'M THE PERFECT CUTEBOY AHHHHHH

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>southeast
are you
and
?

That's indeed me, yeah.

here, let me put my cock down your throat and let you choke to death on it :3

do you happen to have seen

Neotenous features serve to reinforce the inherent dynamic of submission, domination and power exchange. In other words, it's hotter for both parties when the gap between them is bigger.

Nope, and I don't speak Serbian either, so I wouldn't have made any sense of it had I seen it.

Ask me how I know that you identify as bisexual.

its vaguely memeposting but also im scared of intimacy but still want an actual relationship

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Just sharing some kino

So should i post a contact or something?

I would gladly add you now that I did notice it, but I don't have a snapchat.

I'm very firmly gay, so asking a question like that would be pointless.

Yes please I would very much like that user, sorry for the late response I was washing up :s

tfw no zoomer boy to top my 23yo ass and put me in my place

>All the EUs in these threads or that I add from here
It's not fair. Where are the US fags at?

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Pls be my vague memeposting bf then, we can sort the abuse stuff out after lol

Jow Forumsommando census
give me a (You) if you lurk/post on Jow Forums

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Looks like I need to revise my theories quite a bit. I'm still correct most of the time, but I have to account for exceptions like yourself.

>tfw ywn successfully brand all biscum as pedos

Americans deserve shit, user

Shamelessly slutposting every night.

cringe thread! why do normalniggers have to infest everything

>tried to seduce gay cousin
>he freaks out
we're fucking gay,, incest is only bad for hets

bouipuccki

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>bf is 'gay'
>has had sex with a girl before
>women flirt with him and he seems to enjoy it
Do I dump his ass rn or confront him first?

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Surprisingly there are a LOT of bi guys that are strictly masc4masc. Regular normal dudes that might even have a wife or girlfriend. The thing about being bi is, if all you want is a hole to fuck you can just get a woman. It's easy, they're everywhere. Bi guys go gay for the dick. These normal ass masc guys are bi because they want to get railed. For the most part the whole 'prison gay traps only' thing is just a meme.

No, incest manipulates a family relationship. I would not fuck around with a family bond even if there were no possible biological repercussions for sex

Based. Have you talked to him since? I have a bit cousin a few years younger than me and the thought of him topping me is hot but idk if I'd really do it.

No problem. I'm not sure about posting my discord here tho. Should I? Or maybe I should make a temporary email so I can send you my discord through it?

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