Are you a powerlifter, bodybuilder or oly weightlifter?

Imagine not being a bodybuilder. Absolute retardation

Yeah imagine wasting your life obtaining gains with no intention of actually making use of them and instead just looking good. Truly not retarded

How do I get a gf like op's pic?

i've never been on a bodybuildig stage and i've never been to a powerlifting meet. i don't even train the oly lifts for fun.

i'm a recreational lifter, i sppose

>aesthetic muscles are somehow not functional
>implying you won't be looked at like a ridiculous meat head if you try to lift more that 200lbs if anything by yourself

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strength builder

>aiming for appearance over functionality
you're not truly a man if you unironically do this

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None of the above.
I race bikes.

In a beginner dyel faggot who wants to improve his strength, we'll see where to go from here

Appearance is social functionality

>recreational lifter

Out off al the pics in your folder you chose that one

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functionality is social functionality amongst people who matter

And why should I give a fuck about your definition of masculinity, dumb frogposter?

Nobody gives a fuck about how much you lift, especially the "people that matter."

if you talk like this you have to post your chin and jawline.

Got me ready to die I'll give OP that

I'm a DYEL

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>Nobody gives a fuck about strength

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Olympic weightbloater

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You forgot
>bodyweight normie

olympic

post your chin and jawline

not an argument

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>Oh you deathlift how much?
>Yeah cool haha! Brb gonna go see what CHAD is up to!

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Olympic weightlifting

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I'm a runner

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>doesnt post chin and jawline
>n-not an argument!!

thats what i thought, fatass

Your post wasn't an argument either. Please tell us how your numbers are more useful than your appearance in a social setting bro

I'm a sniffer

wtf is that torso to leg ratio

truth > appearance
actual strength > the appearance of strength

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I think I’d be closest to powerlifter by goals and routine, but I’ve got no plans to compete in anything in the near future

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...

I lift for strength because it's relevant to my sport. Chicks love athletes.

Ilya Ilyin, the Kazakh Fridge

I compete in highland games

What are tomboys for again? Here's a quick refresher:
Tomboys are for Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you state into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you male all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back Holding them close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you whole caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with her
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together These are the things tomboys are for.

t. chinlet

A believable lie >>>> truth

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I'm a 30 year old boomer

Jesus Christ can you people just admit you're homosexuals already

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Cringe blogpost

base bloat poster

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Post your body you retarded piece of shit redditor. Sick of these fucking 12 year olds posting "le cringe" all the time

>thigh stretch marks from getting too fat too quick
>brosnan.jpg

>it's a "every google reverse image search leads to Jow Forums" episode

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Appearance is the most biologically functional, because it gives you the largest chance to reproduce.

Yeah, because that's my gf.

based terry davis poster

>child bearing hips
MUH DICK

Based

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>Attracted to women
>Homosexual
Great mental gymnastics there buddy, fucking idiot

Functionality is just a different form of appearance.

>all the reverse image search results are Jow Forums threads

oh come on

>Functionality is just a different form of appearance

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If I told you my equipment you'd call me a crossfitter but I homegym and my routine isn't as retarded.

>nat
Natalie F - Abby Winters
You're welcome

Think for one minute about what you do outside the gym. Are you actually lifting things which require you to be bloatmaxed?

>camwhore
>looks like a literal boy in every other picture (doesn't even have tits)
Fucking dropped

>her face
kek

>Not liking short haired women

Never gonna make it

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Yeah I know, OP's picture really captured her from her best side

>prioritizing functional strength over aesthetics must mean im bloatmaxxed

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>I can 1pl8 bench press I have functional strength

Unironically this. OPs picture is the best one of her.

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>hurrr appearance is retarded I lift to be as strong as I can be!
>uhhh what do you mean am I bloatmaxxed
retard, quite literally retarded

what is so hard for you to understand about this?

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>attracted to masculine, boyish, boorish women with muscles and short haircuts
That's gay.
The only good women are soft-spoken, cute, trad women who wear long skirts, like doing chores, and are saving thenslesves for marriage.

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what is so hard for you to understand about this?
bloatmax is the highest form of strength, which you claim to value above appearance
either you're bloatmaxxed, lying about valuing strength over appearance, or a hypocrite and don't lift

>I'm only into boring breeding machines that are dependent on me, because any other type of girl intimidates me
bluepilled

t. virgin

>The only good women are soft-spoken, cute, trad women who wear long skirts, like doing chores, and are saving thenslesves for marriage.
>trad women

Lol have sex zoomer, stop watching varg vids

>come with me if you want to code with god

doing bodybuilding is literally the only thing that makes sense at the gym if you're not competing...

...and most people aren't competing

t. roasties

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extremely weak strongman/ strong and fat cyclist

cant make up my mind

youre seriously fucking retarded

If your "woman" can't fireman carry you 100 yards you don't have a woman you have a child.

This, it's also the one discipline that has the most carryover to everyday life

not an argument, continuing spout bullshit that even you don't believe

My girl is like 5'3 brah, i would crush her

>be me
>go out over the weekend, be social, meet people
>chat with my long distance girl thing situation
>feel happy overall
>come to Jow Forums
>tomboy thread
>feel suicidal again
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, PEOPLE

And that's a bad thing how, exactly?

>n-n-not an argument!!

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Short ROM=more leverage=more strongth
Get her in the gym and you got yourself a dwarfmode gf my dude

Small wife small children, hope you enjoy siring a brood of manlets.

you based too

sadly genetic dead end strengthcels have convinced themselves anyone stronger than them online must also be obese