Ywn have a qt Jow Forums gf

>ywn have a qt Jow Forums gf
what's the point lads?

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>nonwhite
Pass

how do I get one bros? I'm too anxious to workout in gyms

have goodface

based mulatto gf

Haha imagine her 1000lbs/in quads crushing your dick that would be really painful haha wouldn’t want that

I just want abs but I have no fucking luck, all women I meet are fat

I just fap to some Jow Forums girl hentai and forget about it
Life isn't fair

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Force yourself to do shit that makes you uncomfortable, once you do it you'll look back and think "Oh wow can't believe I was being such a fag for nothing"

You will never. I will

haha

this girl has god-tier genetics, fast as fuck

what's her name??

blue guy gets taller in those panels where he's working out. What workout did he do to get taller, someone please respond.

Abdukaloo

shut the fuck up

This is the most based and redpilled advice I've seen on this site. Trust this man

It's called growing up

the sex is hands down the best tight,firm,fun and they have the sex drive to match it. The big con is that they are all a mental case along with separation issues aka dad issues.

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Just fugg fit sluts. I could go off for ages about the problems with dating in this decade, but the short version is that committed long-term relationships are anachronistic LARPing for people who have a hard time getting laid or who want money.

If you think I'm wrong, look at uggo relationships and look at the guys instathots date

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Fucking yuck.

nigga what

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Just fuck guys. Jesus Christ, what a mess.

good she looks like a man i want a soft girl

Fpbp

Will my 5.7 Inch girth will be too much for varbies

if i wanted to fuck one i would get on grinder and fuck one. i love women who are fit. i will never understand why the concept of a fit women trigger some of you faggots so much

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have sex racist incel

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why dont you go to a local cross fit gym and get one for your self user

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how would that ass feel like?

Fpbp

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Bretty good desu. Unflexed muscle with a healthy layer of bodyfat on top of it feels great. It's surprisingly soft yet firm at the same time.

heaven user heaven see im telling you go to a local cross fit gym and get your self a VARBIE its really easier than picking up a normal women

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Even if i'm dyel and average height?

Just not with disgusting shitskins lmao

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she fucks dogs alright

El obscuros
fpbp

It will help a lot if you are fit. Women like men who are better than them. Fit girls like fitter guys. Smart girls like smarter guys. women who make a lot money like men who make even more money than them. etc, etc.,
>height lmao
Unless you are a literal gnome your height doesn't matter as long as you do not let it affect your confidence.

yeah just be confident and ask them out. From my experience they dont get hit on at all so when you do it has 10x the effect then normal women. in the end of the day they are still women and want to feel desired and treat like one.

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i love fit women but that faces screams tranny

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I know the feeling, say hi to a chick running..ignored due to their music.... go to the gym get attention, local football player comes into gym back to being ignored.

I'm going to just be a fitness monk.

Sydney McLaughlin

its all about numbers user get rejected onces you get on the ride again and try with a different girl. we only get one shot at this brah WE ALL WILL MAKE IT IF WE TRY

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>I am a fat fuck

life is never fair

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I doubt they'll even feel that babydick

Given time, adolescents and teens grow retard

Consider yourself saved

Here's one for you
>married a Jow Forums qt D1 college athlete
>she quits working out and starts putting on weight not too long after the wedding
I fear getting her pregnant, because then I'm stuck.

Have you ask her to go to the gym with you. talk to her about her weight gain or if she is feeling ok and why she isnt going to the gym anymore

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I will post it as long this one gets to

It's been discussed. She never really liked going to the gym, just playing her sport, and there's no amateur leagues around us. Trying to get her involved in something else, but haven't found the right thing yet.

>grow grow grow

Makes sense girl I'm seeing this girl that is into CrossFit but lately she has slow down a bit. She use to go 5 times a week now twice. Same deal she like the sport but wasn't too into the gym part. I got her going again 4 times by taking her with me to the gym every time I go. Con is my lifts have suffer

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i do, shes an 8/10 chinese tennis player with the perfect body

thank you sir

5.7 girth is a thick dick even by size queens standards

Find non/fit/ gf with potential. Redpill her and make her based. Working together towards a goal helps with pairbonding.

>tfw no superior athlete mulatto gf
why even live

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Varbies make me feel self conscious. I'm 6'5 and almost ottermode, yet these "women" are bigger than me.

How do i deal with this feel?

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As Descartes would say
>"Give her the dick"

nah this is just destroying the point of having varbie gf, I want to feel like she can overpower me physically or at least give me a fight, A varbie with daddy issue or submissive is just boring honestly, for that we have normal women which both fit mentally and physically to this task.

Acting like Sydney would even talk to a fat retard like you.
You would pervert her good sprinting genes.

>world class athlete
You (typing on computer): nah i don't want to waste my genes on her

Fucking based

indubitably based
any other "she isnt white" posters are just LARPing faggots
I'd inject her with my hot cum like a US official injecting negroes with syphilis

fucking hell the worthless cunts on this board are pathetic

just because she isn't white doesn't mean you can't give her some strokes, insecure cunts
nobody's making you breed with her, just enjoy the pussy mate

what a lot of faggots here, all of em

how dare those men have preferences

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eat more cuck

Im a different guy, but still wanted to call you a fag. Fag

faggot

post body

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>you're gay for not wanting to be intimate with mystery meat.

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oh shit here we go again

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This was the point of the thread. My genetic shortcomings will prevent me from getting a qt Jow Forums gf with even 1/100 of the athletic prowess she has. Nigger.

You're asking the wrong question OP. You'd do better to ask why you can't determine your own self-worth. Maybe if you could find yourself a worthwhile person worthy of love you would find a fit girlfriend. Or maybe not. My point is I love you, and you should too.

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>rapes

Name of qt?

>unironically aiming for ottermode
Eat more you twink shit, otherwise you’ll be passive-aggressively referring to every female who’s touched a weight as a “woman”

I just want a cute trap

She is literally a world class athlete and you're getting picky over her genes?
Unironically white americans who pull muh 1/8 german 1/4 irish are more mystery meat

why would I want a girl who lifts when this is the ideal female bodytype?

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>summers almost over

nigga I can't pay for a crossfit gym

tfw she arm-mogs me

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when ur a fit chad u get pussy allday

But I do have a fit gf.

What now OP?

gross

99% of them have a free trail week get it while you hit on your varbie then cancel. you put a baby in her user

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You're gay, that's fine ...

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>crazy face
That child is gonna be fucked up

No user he is right maybe if you feed her protein and anavar she would look like this

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But she's perfect as she is. Perfect cute, little wife

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she's awesome, would marry on the spot

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You'd really pass?

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he is a fag so obv he would pass

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Gross.