I will punish evildoers for you. Humour me

Tell me about the evil and cruel people in your lives that the law can't touch. Rapists, paedophiles, murderers and abusers. Those kinds of people. I'll know if you're lying, but tell me their names and locations and I'll get rid of them for you.

inb4 hurr LARP faggot, let me give it a shot. After all, what have you got to lose?

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is your name 'Marius'?

No? I need a name and a location please.

Do you have any proof of your capabilities?

Not right now. But if I get a name and a location, and enough time, I'll prove it by timestamping the crime scene.

>Give name and location of individual
>OP looks them up, warns them of your intentions
>Doxes you, revealing your IP address and location
>Suddenly you are implicated in conspiracy to commit assault, murder, etc.

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I can't track your IP address through here. I don't think anyone can. I'm just going to find the person - you don't have to tell me their relation to you.

But I think I'd share your paranoia lol. Still, I need a name and a location. I don't think I'd be able to doxx you with just that info alone

there's always been a list of people that I really want dead and deserve to be dead. but now that you're offering, I'm kind of scared...

i wont outright give names and locations but i will tell stories
>mom abandoned me on a street corner and said she only wanted my sister after her and my dad split (based dad openly took me in)
>mom then realized she could get more child support if she had custody of me so creates false rape charges against my dad, even pays people to accuse my dad
>dad ends up getting custody of me and my sisters
>mom creates more fake claims
my mom was pretty fukt even had my grandma, her mother institutionalized so she could still her shit. other than that my only gf was pretty horrid to me as well
>very manipulative and abusive, would always withhold affection unless i did what she wanted
>always hung out with guy friend and i told her it made me uncomfortable but she said i was just being paranoid and that if i trusted her i wouldnt be worried
>would manipulate my feelings and say that im a horrible person bc i wanted to cuddle with her constantly bc i really just loved being around her
>obv she cheated on me
>after we break up she claims i used to beat her etc, basically same shit that happened to my dad
ill drop my email if you want to converse further but i dont expect much out of this
[email protected]

I must say it is a very tempting proposition, but its too risky. It would be much easier to destroy the life of the person making the request than it would be to make a requested person disappear.

Is your name 'Amadeo'?

I can't make them disappear, that's not my promise. Too risky though? With a person dead they can't testify to what you're doing. Ruining their life would be harder, surely.

No, my name's not Amadeo.

I'll contact you

is your name 'Bianca'?

Listen asslord. I don't have any of these weird fucking names. Why are you asking.

'Akasha'? 'Enkil'? 'Lestat'?

??? No. My name is not Akasha, Enkil or Lestat. Why are you asking.

this pic has me diamonds, for the love of christ sauce

Only on this board is someone turning down a free hit on whoever you want because they want a picture of some thot soaked in beans.

don't feel comfortable giving away information publicly, i'll give you a throwaway email of mine to contact me if that's alright.

[email protected]

'Pandora'?

Emailed

I swear motherfucker, I will kill you. Who the fuck would call their kid pandora?

A-apologies! Ah... I thought you were, um, s-something else, haha.. How rude of I to presume s-such! Haha.

her name is kymberly jane, havent found the shoot yet

Bean fetishists could genuinely convince me mankind doesn't deserve justice.

What.

Please, do something about George Soros.

What's he done wrong? Gimme the deets.

Well, long story short, he's a rich guy pushing an agenda through financing several organization in order to destroy societal moral values.,
Could say more, but i'ts 3am and i'll go to sleep, sorry.

Look into his open society foundation

Not quite specific enough. Forgive me for wanting something quite severe for this, but I'm also not sure what "destroying societal moral values" even is. All the stuff about Jewish philanthropy on his wiki makes me think you are just a poltard too.

C'mon, rape and abuse are more prolific than ever and you guys can't give me a single scumbag? Hit me up.

>rape and abuse are more prolific than ever and you guys can't give me a single scumbag?
Never been raped, never raped anyone, never met someone who got raped.
Sorry user, i live in a nice country.

The statistics show there are scumbags in every country, I am afraid.

So those are your terms then? You will only accept if the person in question has commit rape or abuse? What about defamation of character? Emotional manipulation? Adultery?

Alright, there's this vigilante who thinks he has the right to enact judgement upon people he deems 'evil'. I want you to get rid of him. He posted his information here: