ITT: introduce yourself, get something off your chest or make a new friend

Faggot, should've fought instead of being a little bitch.

It's more self denial if you enclose yourself, user. As comfortable as that must feel (i do the same) it stops you from fully learning that being a fuck up is an entirely human thing. I deal with people as a job on a daily basis, I socialize with them, I have yet to have a companion outside of my parents (a real friend, not sex) for more than a decade. However the invites have happened from cool people from time to time. Self pity is a wasteful emotion.

hope you read this as i have 1% battery

Today was not a good day and that makes me sad.

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I like fish but I don't keep any anymore. I make fake aquariums now though. They aren't as pretty but they can't die at least.

my parents r payin 50k a year to send me to a good school 700 miles from home. so i'm alone out here and now i'm having symptoms of schizophrenia and i dunno what to fuckin do. only 1 month left before going back for summer so that feels like not enough time to get a psychiatrist in the meantime. i dont have friends here and my grades suck this semester so i'm probably not coming back. im depressed and scared and hate myself for wasting so much money and i dont know how to tell my parents about the symptoms

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My *chan use is 100% masochism purposes. I have some fantasy I can't tell in real life. I haven't dated in so long and the sex act I like is piss enemas, broken limbs, beaten to unconsciousness, that kind of thing.

I arranged with some man to hook up this weekend for no holds barred sex, so if I die, Jow Forums can know that some stranger had a really good time :-)

I am the most pathetic person on this website because I have been given so many chances to catch my dreams. I am not socially inept, and do quite well socially but refuse to take the leap or take chances involving women. I worked at Chick Fil A for 2 years and I am now at uni for CompSci. I also play runescape religiously and watch anime.

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>I am the most pathetic person on this website

actually that's me

For introducing myself:
I'm just waiting till the summer of 2020 before my life can finally move along. I plan to join the army but I promised my parents I would stick around for another year, to make friends and whatever. You know so I have something to return home to or something like that.

In the mean time, I'm trying to get myself educated a bit, and soon I'm going to get reevaluated on my aspergers to see if it'll disqualify me from joining the army. (Highly unlikely given that I've mostly matured out of it.)

I have a lot of people I'm friendly with, but they're really nothing more than acquaintances rather than actual friends. So I'm also going home alone, and bored.

To get off my chest: I'm really starting to prefer flat chested women over women with breast, just something real cute about a women who lacks features..

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I failed to get in the country's top medical school last year but still manage to get in the 2nd. It has been a disaster. I cant fit in at the new school, my failure keep haunting me. For 1 year all i done is sit in my rented room eat and sleep and play league and get anxiety. All my dreams and passion from high school about writing books, studying financial all went to hell. And at the same time im wasting my parents resources. This year's entrance exam is comin up in 70 days, i have signed in but i cant get myself to study, i dont know what to study, how to study. My crippling anxiety keep come back. I remember how my friends used to look up to me at school, how teachers and parents used to have so much hope on me. The worse thing is i had known i would fail the last year tests long before it happened. As it turned out I could actually have l past the test had i not freaked out and fucked it:s all up. Now i am sitting here alone my room. Last time i have conversation with someone who isnt my family was 3 or 4months ago? Maybe. Im tired. Fuckin hell

hemlo i'm bear, i love my gf and i want to work on a car garage and fix cars

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Im kinda a NEET but Im trying much harder to improve my life now I wont have a place to stay if I dont in the next few months If anyone wants to talk about anythin they like or needs a fren add me on discord pic related

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>get something off your chest
i want to be self sufficient and not need money and its seems like im the only one who does :4(

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go live in the woods and eat berries and shit

Call a doctor in your area or see the school doctor. Book and appointment and talk to them about this issue so they can council you. It's their job to help you understand these symptoms.

Next, call your parents and tell them you are struggling without a support network here. You should look into travelling home more often.

Now you need to join a social network where you are now. These things may not interest you but you need to chose something to stick to and pursue. Martial arts, sport team, political party, etc. Something you can experience human connection.

I feel like my old friends from high school have changed so much in only one year. I get that college changes people, but looking at people who used to be my close friends and the people they've become in such a relatively short amount of time saddens me. I feel like they're just a part of my past now, but I can't bring myself to talk about it with any of them. There are some days where I miss them, but then there are some days where I just want to leave them all behind.
I also want a girlfriend but I have no idea how to go about it. I've only dated a girl once before and it was almost purely luck that it happened in the first place. I just can't bring myself to talk to people who interest me.

Friends of proximity.

I study math. I've tried to lose rest of my friends two days ago. One of them (16yo girl (I'm 20)) called me yesterday at night. She was crying. I'm sad that I hurt people but I fucking hate having to deal with people. I've deleted all social media and she is making me feel like I did something wrong. I don't want any friends. Friends are fucking waste of time.

i feel like nobody understands me.
nobody irl understands i am a person with feelings just like them and i have good intentions... i don't fuck things up on purpose, i don't annoy people on purpose, i have so much empathy my chest hurts and i am not selfish...

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I usaully work nights, I have to be up by 6am. I'm not tired because I slept til 12pm cause it was myday off and I hate everything hahahahahahaa

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I don't really know what to say about myself. I went jogging today and I felt amazing afterwards. Tomorrow, I'm going to negotiate some stuff for college financial aid, going to work, and going to pick up a paycheck. Just a couple more, and I'll be able to buy an SKS, which is something I've been looking forwards to for a long time. I guess if people have any questions I'll answer them. I'd like to talk to some people on here.
the hell is that?
What country?

I was able to become very close friends with someone for the first time, and now they enjoy routinely ghosting me. I assume they do it because it enjoy watching me squirm.

Depressed mexican who doesn't have any friends, spends all of his day inside his house, is neet and suffers from social anxiety, tried to get Jow Forums once but failed miserably, thinks that joining the military will fix all of his issues and make a man of him, wasted all his life playing vidya

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I could be wrong but it seems like she cares about you user. Cherish it, people suck but it sucks having people who don't give a damn about you.

I understand how you feel user but would you care to elaborate on your situation a bit more?

>would you care to elaborate
I am schizophrenic which is like autism TO THE MAX plus extra symptoms which are quite ugly.
anyway, i have brain damage from it and I annoy the fuck out of people, have poor self control, poor cognitive function in general, i am incapable of being serious
i feel like I can do anything right and i am subhuman sometimes, i have only ever been described by other people as "weird".
my roommate watched the umbrella academy and can no longer distinguish me from the character klaus so now he thinks i do drugs and i don't; only antihistamines when i have allergies and my normal antipsychotics i am prescribed
not one person trusts me or takes me seriously or allows me to make my own decisions
anything i do wrong even if it's normal is chalked up to me being crazy and it's not fair
i can't even talk about my problems without being banished to galactic prison (the pych ward).

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I miss making friends with people on here, lightly bullying them and then having them open up to me.

It helps them a lot more then you'd think

Finishing off uni soon, didn't really like the course in the end but decided to stay in my city of choice and keep my job rather than go home and live with my parents. I love them but I don't want to fall back to the way I was before when I lived with them. Sure I have like 2 actual friends here and the loneliness will be pretty overwhelming. My plan is to work my way up as a chef but it's going to be fucking hard and I often wonder if I'll actually make it.

i am just a simple zoomer who stocks shelves, plays video games, and lives rent free

I've played videogames for like 70% of the time I've lived. It feels so wasteful, yet they gave me friends that I am closer with than people I've met IRL.

My dad is just angry that I spend so much time on PC. I want to go to the gym, but all the retards from my school go to it, and I'm afraid of getting made fun of.

>Getting raped instead of just dying
FAG

I was molested when I was 10 years old

>Getting raped instead of just dying
>FAG

10/10

the reason normalfags are happy is because they are always high. you think your video game addiction is costly? i used to roll with some guys who spent over 400 on weed alone. thats the cost of being social. then theres gas, car insurance, new clothes, latest phone... being normal is expensive. you are braindead and need to run a .exe to function. yeah, theres sex. but its cheaper to fuck a prostitute. normalfags live in a small world. its honestly sad seeing them drown in debt and lash out at you. they come to the realization that they can no longer spend to hang out with you, and then you never see them again. to be a normalfag is to be a single mom who is months away from hitting the wall. its coming... but you ignore it because youre having too much fun. then the responsibility finally hits you. you drop out from the rat race and lose all your friends. only attractive people with money are welcome in these socia circles, sorry

Normiedom leads to love and love>freedom

from norway pissed on the gaschambers in auschwitz birkenau 2

I caught my wife cheating again and she won't admit it even tho I literally watched her get pounded through the neighbors window I can see through my kitchen window.

then I said can you please at least give me the dignity to say yes I cheated on you

She laughed and said fuck you you fuck prostitutes you find on Jow Forums using your bitcoin. I said I never have spent my bitcoin and never fucked prostitutes and showed her my balance 1btc at 5200usd. She said I lied because last year she spied on my phone had 20000usd in bitcoin.

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this gave me a good kek, but if its real then im sorry user that sucks :(

Ay wassup. I'm a 6'3 handsome guy that's been here for over five years. That's all, thank you for reading

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describe your looks

Strong, brown hair, no receding hairline, defined jhaw, muscly thick neck, blue-green eyes, sturdy stature, broad shoulders

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from where you come?

Czechia brother

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hello my fellow slav

Wassup mate, how's mother Slava treating you

treating kinda well, how's it hanging today?
cheers from polando gal

Fucked up my hand skateboarding today. What about you friendo

no jerkoff week, innit.

sort of fine, working now and shitposting

Have fun shitposting and working mate

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I'll try.
Any plans for today

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Beer with girls boyo. Not even kidding actually

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(I'm a gal, boyo#2)
have fun then, meito.
gonna smoke something too?

I like politics and old technology. I also enjoy playing old games such as quake and doom. But ultimately I like sleeping long. 22 btw

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Interesting meeting a gal here. Probably not going to smoke anything despite my baggie being full. Just off to have a good time with people.

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yeah I know, I'm fucking cringed by gals here on 4ch, attention whoring mostly. Been posting here for over than 13 years, I bet I'm the oldest here now haha

I dig this Pepe, it was my profile pic once, kekz

You like some gal the most out of the group?

13 years? I'm gonna need some proof for this ye know

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searching for evidences.

No, can't do, mate.
Just take it or not

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I guess I'll take it ay. How old are you even? How long were you an underage b&

I'm worried I'll never find a gay bf because they're all super faggot sluts and I want a chill, unassuming one that I find attractive. I met one bi guy like that who liked me back, but he delayed our dates to slut it up a bit. Because of that, now he's gonna be a dad in a dysfunctional, broken, and poverty-stricken family. Now I'ma just accept being single forever.

30 kek
sigh

My first dog has been found to have a leaky heart valve and has been given about 15 months or so left to live.
My work keeps me away from her for months at a time (mother helps with care).
I've watched my father die, friends that commit suicide (one already this year) and other things.
Why does this hurt the most? I've been crying like a pussy for days now.

I'm probably just a pussy. Call me a pussy. Only pussies cry.

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A 30 year old polish gal on Jow Forums? Insteresting find I must say. Your kind is extremely rare around these parts. The fuck are you even doing here

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shitposting, aint it?
mostly on other boards

oh, no i forgot it's r9k here.
Yeah so here + other thematic boards like design n shit

or politics.
sorry for spamming, just thinking

How does a pole even get to Jow Forums so early in its existance

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I would like to share my interests or ideas with someone but i always feel like no one wants to hear them. Family, the few friends I've had; literally no one wants to hear me talk, and im sure this sounds egotistical but I'm not like that.
So far I've assumed i will have to live by myself, talking alone.

surprise motherfucker
I can use the web too

The english though, that's the problem

I'm truly sorry, daddy

I meant back then auntie

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feel ya
deeply pathetic aunty mode, I struggle everyday, exactly like every brainlet here

Insteresting, how come. What's holding you back?

nothing, I just don't like myself. That's it.
Well robotic.

Btw I remember my art college days, we had gone to Czechia and been there for over than 2 weeks. We had to paint and draw shit like mountains and fields to pass an official exam afterwards - based on what we had done there. I've never drunk that much Kozel as when we were there back then. The bittersweet taste of the past.

why don't we all post on a camsite so we can make friends and it's less confusing

oh right mods nvm sorry

let's create some account for fags from r9k or sommat

all i want it somewhere that isn't discord to hang out with robot degenerates and talk shit

i've given enough of my data to china, discord doesnt need more of it

indeed

but where thou, I'm autistic even online

Kozel is quite good actually. I prefer Radegast myself though as I like bitter beer more.

Gotta taste it when I'm around again.
brb lads, outing with my pug

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I'm considering suicide because it seems to be only thing for me to do. I'm 20yo, my family is pushing me to start getting a job or to finally finish school, but I don't want any of that. I don't want to give most of my life away to make money for some cunt who doesn't even know I exist just so i don't starve to death. There's no realistic jobs that I would like (other than obscure shit like being a rock star), but even those need me to put in too much effort for the payoff. It's like my life isn't mine. I don't want to die, i really don't, but it's the only way I won't suffer.

The only reason I haven't yet killed myself is because I have a mother who loves me, I'm all she has. And my sister also seems to like me. But living for their sakes is just another reason why my life isn't mine, which just makes it worse. Fuck everything. Thanks for reading.

go for a therapy lad, will help you. Eat well and don't be too stubborn whilst receiving any help and don't self sabotage yourself out of having no hope left. Depression is shid as well as capitalism. There are plenty of ways to go, but first go heal ya brain

Quit being a moron. There are dozens, hundreds, thousands of options where you can make money for yourself and not "some cunt", you'll just need to put in actual effort.

If you want to make money "for yourself", learn a trade, and within a few years you can make your own rules and work your own hours, with a union of other workers backing your ass up.

If that's not "cool enough" for you, then get into web development, software development, graphics development, photography, freelance journalism, become a writer. Get into independent research for a subject you're interested in. If you want to be a rock star then pick up a guitar and start playing an instrument, and in the mean time go to school for sound production so you can actually have the ear to produce your own music. You can even use that to open your own studio and help others do the same thing, for YOUR OWN MONEY. Start a record label.

Don't have the money? Grind for the money at a shit job like everyone on this shit earth has to do and put in your time, budget your money properly and you can accomplish any one of those things before you hit 25 if you actually give enough of a shit.

You're just another whiner who doesn't want to put the bare minimum of effort into life and doesn't realize how much death actually sucks.

If you really can't even TRY to do something fun with you life, then please go ahead and drink the bleach because i'm sure your mother watching you turn into a bitter shitty slob with no wants or desires is far worse than you not existing.

I used to go to therapy, about 3 years in total, and it didn't help at all. I'm not sure it can help, I don't see how anyone can do anything to help me, other than to give me a few million so I don't have to work for the rest of my life.

Hi I'm 18 years old and my job is running a youtube channel with almost 500k subs.
I fucking hate minorities

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Thanks, you've told me literally nothing new. It's almost like you didn't read my message.

My problem is that there's no way out there to make a living that i'd do rather than to just die. I know that if I actually try, i can make a living, maybe even a bigger income than average in my area, that's not the issue.

Also, this thread isn't for people with insecurities to criticize others in order to feel superior. Thanks, and fuck off.

then kill yourself since you're just an unpleasant person to deal with in general

I'm 25 years old, NEET, no job, OCD, depression, and am very lazy. I only have four friends, all of whom I only talk to online. No IRL friends. I leave the house only to buy snacks and collect rent money for my parents. I have no hobbies but I play vidya a lot to keep myself occupied.

typical zoomer, ok bye
use your brainlet and see wider

If you're depressed maybe you should expand your hobbies a bit. Maybe take some free online classes in something you like in your free time. It's a good way to help get your mind in order when you're feeling stuck in a rut.