Have I made it? What do I say?

My 5050 should count as dubs

It means he watches too much porn

He's going to show her his penis, retard.

A good old fashioned hivemind. Saw one the other day too. That means our collective consciousness is healing.

If you're actually tryna fuck say "Thanks for the complement but I'm actually natty" and continue the convo from there. If not give a meme response and post it lol

If dubs OP MUST reply this

I unmatched her already. I told her she was natty and she started disrespecting me. She asked me if I ate raw eggs.

Have sex.

sell her tictacs

*I was natty

wow, you're a fag.

Off by 1

how are you ever going to get laid if you unmatch girls that say dumb shit? half of them think saying aggressively dumb shit is how you pick up men.

Faaaaaggot

Did you take a screen before unmatching so we can see what she said?
>unmatching is pretty lame tho

post body and stats

based

dont listen to the non sex-havers. dont let a roastie with fake everything clown you and clown on everything you worked for.

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Tell her it's a secret but you can give her protein injections that are full of the roids you use

GORRRRRI

>half of them think saying aggressively dumb shit is how you pick up men.
>giving the mouse a cookie.
We need to start holding women to higher standards user. This system is bullshit as it is. If I'm going to have a woman ruin my life, I at least want her to be whitty.

Then why the fuck did you start this thread faggot

Based holding women to high standards poster

no women are witty. they will claim they are fluent in sarcasm but if you do any sarcasm or witty remarks to them they will think youre a mean asshole

Rookies

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not bad, I'll try the same technique

fuck, now that i think of it i have seen a hundred bios that mention that.

yes all dating app women are the same

>adventure
>dogs
>laugh
>travel
>sarcasm
>netflix

not really sure why this is

what's the response% so far?

okc mentioned in one of their old reports that girls that claimed they were bisexual almost never looked at the profiles of other girls.
so from that we could surmise that these girls create eerily similar profiles without actually having seen other girl profiles to copy.

All those chicks are ugly

this is just to get dick wet, soiboi

thanks man. made me laugh

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she is a gains goblin. dropped.

You forgot "pizza" "The Office" and "6'0" there, hoss.

Rollin

its not hard virgins

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don't like girls who weigh more than me

>3 of 6 (closer to 4) are hambeasts
yeah, good luck with las goblinas

What are you going to put in a bio besides that it's pretty much just a template think about if you did the same with guys they probably land into the same type of formula the fact is we just really aren't that different from one another even though we try to act like we are.

She’s a big girl.

for you

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user, i...

>pic

you little cunt

say "Ill give you a natty test boost babe" then fuck her

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>no one cared who i was till i put on the mass

50%
Thats all women on tinder

She's 21 btw
>tinder

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say this:
What the FUCK you stupid bitch. How dare you assume I take steriods. I am 100% natty. It took me 2 years of eating plain oats and chicken to acheive my god-like figure. For you to assume I cheated my way to this body shows your lack of discipline and self-respect. Maybe if you read the stoics, you'd realize the importance of hard work and sacrifice, but instead you whore yourself out on here. You're a disgrace to yourself and your family. If you're really serious about getting as big as me read the fucking sticky you pleb
Works everytime

seriously?
wtf is your profile
do you get more or less than 50% with normal messages?

vocaroo.com/i/s1C9hsaM4Gt7

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>Maybe if you read the stoics
Seneca mocked bodybuilders of his time for wasting their time on such vane activities. He was calisthetic fag.

what the actual fuck?

>1 child at 17, 1 at 20, no father involved, on tinder to find another chad to make her a third and throw her away
what a time to be alive

Usually more just include cats/small animals in your profile. The other retard is not me

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HE AINT GOT TIME FOR A BROKE NIGGA OR A HATER

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Marcus Aurelius said it's a good part-time tho

Lmfao are they white at least?

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>memerelius

I'm Australian, she's >white

>he doesn't like marcus aurelius
pleb

>prefers some ancient blog over an actual philosopher and stoic scholar
Training strength for upcoming racewar is virtuous and noble. Training for aesthetics is not.

Why is Australian tinder so fucking rife with single mother whores?

XD

so 50% of girls who respond well to cat photos are also ok with eggplant message?
will experiment i guess

I just tried it myself and it seems to work...
I mean"girls" are on tinder to get laid too.

Damn, and I was going to make this my phone background to encourage me to /makeit/ but now I see you’re a little bitch.

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two pair

Literally yes

thanks bros, will try

Based

"I organise bootcamps and personal training sessions in my apartment, you can join me"

Fucking hell I tried this and we met at the actual gym and I ran her through a few super sets. We trained and I just said " Oh well thanks" And left completely forgetting why I came. I unmatched her and never spoke again

Kek, it's just an excuse to set up a normal date though. Using a line like that is good because it immediately gives the convo a flirty and sexual vibe

alright now my messages screen looks the same, will see how it works

I don't get it. It's just an aubergine emoji.

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this guy fucks

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>hey Alania
>tfw you have to initiate

OP you must be a visual tragedy hahahahaha

This

>"""Buy me food and I'll love you but not as much as I love my dog haha xDD"""

(Not OC)

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I don't get it

she didn't get the joke either.

seems like
is pretty accurate

Actually cringe.

Some people complain that women get paid less than men for the same work.

Is that you Sawyer?