Kill me.
>cute girl at sandwich shop I go to 2-4 times a month is always chatty/flirty with me
>usually get my food to-go
>today I decide to eat inside since it's pouring rain
>stare at cute girl's ass and notice she keeps her phone sticking halfway out of her back pocket
>get cute girl to come over to me while I'm sitting down eating, and ask her why girls always keep their phones in their back pockets like that (thinking I'd somehow be able to turn this into humor)
>she laughs, and says she's not sure while proceeding to pull out her iphone
>I take the opportunity to make some shit tier joke about being fearful of cracking my screen or pickpockets
>she "laughs" shows me her phone and asks where I keep my phone
>I tap my left thigh under my pocket and say "right here"
>She smirks and says putting her phone there would be uncomfortable for her
>I fail to take the conversation any further at this point
>She goes back to working and I go back to autisically wolfing down my meal to gtfo
>go to leave and we both say bye to each other at the same time
>drive back to my apartment with a slow daft punk song playing
>she probably isn't even interested
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Kill me
You should have said "speaking of phones, i wonder if i could have your number?" Even if she rejected you you could just never go there again.
Honestly dude she probably found the awkwardness endearing, if anything you're in a better situation, but ask for her number the next time you're there and if she refuses or makes a weird face just stop going there
Yeah, well, I'm retarded kek. It was the easiest segway to asking for her number and I blew it.
B-b-but I like the sandwiches. I've been going there long before she was working there.
Just ask. You literally have nothing to lose. You're not ugly because she wouldn't talk to you like that if you were. She will at the very least find it flattering. Best care is you get a date out of it. Don't worry so much about it.
>Don't worry so much about it.
I-I-I'm a 26 year old virgin h4x0r with OCD and high anxiety that rarely socializes. I've been living in my current apartment for over 2 years, and have never had a girl over. I don't even know how to begin to take a girl on a date if I even get her number. I don't even know wtf I'd talk about with her.
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Yeah, you've got a mountain to climb. But honestly, would rather don't do anything and your end your life full of regrets and missed opportunities? Maybe nothing will come out of it, or maybe something will, there is only one way to found out.
Fuck it, I guess. I'll pickup dinner there Friday, and if she's working I'll tell her she's cute and ask for her number. I will report back to this board with the outcome.
She laughed at the place you keep your phone cuz it is close to your cock
user, user, she knew you were aware of you staring at your butt and laughed, in fact she pulled it out for you to ask her number indeed as other user pointed out holy shit we have a pua in the making here boys and I'm not worried about punctuating the cherry of the cake was you implying your cock there with your phone bro jeez
Window closed bye
Ignore these retards. You didn't fuck it up, you broke the ice. Now you can talk even more and it won't be so awkward. Next time make some small talk and then ask her out. Don't worry about sounding shy, it sounds like she likes you already so she won't mind.
You're beating yourself up over literally nothing amigo
Rooting for you user. Go get yourself a gf and then GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEE
No one said he fucked it up anyway, I think the consensus is op is (not intentionally) exaggerating the situation
Though desu
>sitting in a public place eating
>making eye contact with and talking to worker in the place
>ask her over to his table
>having conversations
OP is far too normie for Jow Forums
What drug is this? I need it.
Thank you for the kind words, anons.
I see where you're coming from, but I think being a 26 year old virgin that has never had a gf qualifies me as not being a normie. I had a few girls write me notes and ask me out in middle/high school, but I was far too mentally unstable to say yes, as I suffered from intense panic attacks, OCD, and depression. I turned to computers and the internet as an escape, and have been living that life ever since while keeping my socialization extremely limited. There's very little that's normie about me, fren. Normies don't spend the majority of their time sitting alone in an apartment with a phone contact list that contains 3 people, zero of them being female. We all have our own varying degree of issues.
Go there everyday for a while and get something small. Maybe have a friend help you (if you have one) to seem like less of a stalker. He can go alone some days and report back to you. The best part is, he doesn't even need to be in on the scheme. Just ask him to get you a sandwich and see if he happened to see a cute girl. Now you know when she's there and when she isn't. On the days that she is, go prepared, and use the opportunities to converse more. Make your move. If things go south, go on days when she isn't there to enjoy your sandwich spot. Pretty low risk/ high reward if you ask me. Or, avoid the autistic shenanigans entirely, and continue to go there in spite of potential rejection, because you are a customer exchanging money for goods and services. Best of luck, OP.
sounds disturbingly similar to how all my interactions with women go. wish i had game
anyway theres plenty of other girls out there, doesnt matter.
Semi related story
>be drunk
>in a bar
>see girl with phone in back pocket
>ask her why girls do this
>she says her jeans are too tight and they wouldn't let her put it in her front pocket
>I say it's signalling for people to look at your ass
>she gets visibly frustrated
>continue my point about her being shallow and an attention whore
>she can't help herself and is drawn in by the confrontation
>eventually she gets a drink with me after work
>go back to my place
>tell her i don't fuck niggers
>kick her out and go to bed
I don't even think she was a nigger, she looked spanish or something.
These seem like solid tips. I actually already know that she works nights on weekdays, except for on the rare days that she doesn't have classes, because one time I went in and she mentioned she hadn't seen me in a while, so I told her that I had been going there, but she wasn't working those days. She proceeded to tell me that I needed to come in when she was working, and I laughed and said, "Well, I don't know your schedule". Her cheeks got red and she said that she works nights. So now I mostly go there at nights, and she's always there. If my pickup attempt goes south then I guess I'll start going there for lunch lol.
How can one singular man be this BASED?
That's so corny. Just ask for her number like a man, don't go "speaking of PHONEs ehehe"
this is super salvageable don't worry. Next time you go back you can easily start conversations again because you broke the ice. When you go back hit her with a "hey how's it going" or literally anything. You're doing amazing op, keep up the good work!
>tell her i don't fuck niggers
your loss m8
imagine the smell coming off of that