NEET General

bought a nitrogen tank for exit bag. gonna go out to low light pollution area to watch the stars, get high, start the stream, and turn the nozzle. im going to go donate plasma tomorrow so i have the money to fill up my tank, but i also have to fix my car or get someone to drive me

Very poetic. Can't blame a man for wanting off this clown car.

>my plan is to get over my mental bullshit and go out and see the world, become a backpacker or something,
I have similar plan, I'm going to work for a couple years, save enough cash and than drive across the United States or maybe, save enough to fly to Europe. I don't have anything concrete yet tho.

>21
>Got scared of college and lack of direction
>live off parents
>little over a year. will need to go back to school this fall.
>no i have fucked hookers

>your age
18 but not really maybe
>why you're a neet
I was very depressed when i was in school and i think working would be even worse
>how do you maintain your neet lifestyle
I live with my mom
>how long you have been a neet and how long do you plan on being a neet
I've been a NEET for 14 months. I plan on being a NEET for 2-5 more years until I kill myself
>are you a virgin
Yes

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>28
>got burnt out by my previous job, been a NEET for three weeks, still looking for a job where I can work with limited human interaction
>live with parents
>been a neet for 3 weeks, don't have long term plans on being a neet, I plan on being a wagecuck so that I can move out my parent's house and just be a complete hermit.
>no, fucked lots of hookers.

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saving cash for this purpose is useless unless you have a big passive income, im thinking of roughing it, hitchhiker style, but that implies reliance on people to survive so I have to work on that first

24
Multiple times university dropout
Decided to disable myself for neetbux
The outside world is but a distant memory

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>27
>I'm extremely socially inept so I keep bombing out of the only jobs I can get (high stress, customer-facing roles like retail, fast food, etc.)
>parents and neetbux
>6 years, but with little gaps of employment that last for a few weeks, probably worked for about 14 months across a dozen jobs in those 6 years
yes

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>19
>when I think about the outside I start panicking and hyperventilating, my mom sometimes tries to make me drive but all I can think about is crashing it
>Live with my mom
>Started doing school from home graduated when I was 16, NEET ever since almost four years now
>if Im kicked out ill either kill myself or pussy out and move to my dads but he'll definitely make me get a job
>yes

please refer to it's the best life advice you will ever get

>Decided to disable myself for neetbux
what did you do? asking out of curiousity because I thought of doing that myself

>30
>Couldn't find a job after graduating college, worked in construction and education for six months each but couldn't hack it
>My mother in law gives us 150 a week and we live in my grandpa's second house on his land for free
>Been applying to jobs but I just can't imagine being away from my wife and daughter for 13 dollars an hour. Luckily my wife is content to garden and practice simplicite volontaire with me until grandpa dies and the bank takes the house.

>until grandpa dies and the bank takes the house
can't he just make you the owner in the will? pretty sure they cant just take the house if its his

I don't trust people at all so I'll likely have to rough it on my own 95% of the time, for saving money, I'm thinking of gas prices (especially if I stay in the US, tho Europe sounds more appealing), food, basic shit.

If I go through with this, I'll be gone for at least a few years.

>Decided to disable myself for neetbux
I actually considered this for a time desu and still might, if not a larp, what did you do to yourself?

>your age
24
>why you're a neet
I can't get a job. Well, I probably can get a fast food job but I simply refuse to get some min wage slave shit. I cant get a job that I can turn into a career. Military didn't work. Border Patrol and Police didn't work because they saw that the military didn't work. I'm going to try Corrections next and hopefully that will make it easier to get into Police later.
>>how do you maintain your neet lifestyle
live with mommy
>how long you have been a neet and how long do you plan on being a neet
Just over a year since I got sent home from basic training. Before that I was a NEET for 3 years. Before that I worked in a casino.
>are you a virgin
do hookers count

I'll also use this thread to blog
>>transfer to desert high school in middle of school year
>sit by myself for a few weeks
>female befriends me
>we become good friends
>she wasn't very popular
>do everything together
>walk home together
>celebrate holidays together
>spend all free time together
>too much of a fucking brainlet at the time to realize she liked me
>fast forward a few months
>some other girl wanted to be my friend since I stole a fire extinguisher and she though it was cool
>girl 2 HATED girl 1
>girl 2 was very popular
>I wanted to be popular
>had to choose
>I chose popularity
>girl 1 was devastated
>I felt bad but was a fucking retard and chose popularity
>move away a year later
>girl 2 wasn't actually a friend as I find out, we never really talk again except once in a blue moon
>fast forward a few years
>I am now a NEET as described above
>living back with my mom in desert town
>decide to try and be friends with girl 1 again
>look her up online today
>she has been in a relationship since at least 2012
>had a child a few years ago
>engaged to some mexican
what is this feel and why does it feel so bad? I probably wouldn't even talk to her since she probably hates me for shunning for her and I dont even have a fucking job like he probably does. Still fucking hurts

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Do a brain damage

>your age
19
>why you're a neet
Low intelligence, autism, adhd.
>how do you maintain your neet lifestyle
Wealthy family. It's pretty comfy actually.
>how long you have been a neet and
how long do you plan on being a neet
1 year. I plan on being one forever.
>are you a virgin
Yes, Khv.

He borrowed against the house to keep his failing business going to keep my useless uncle from being homeless. The bank is getting everything when he dies.

23
Finished college with no job lined up and a shitty degree
Live off savings from when I worked part time
5 months, I look for a job a little bit but not very hard so whenever one accepts me
No

>25
>lazy and depressed I guess and hate people
>was a NEET from like 17-23, then worked for 2 years and actually managed to get a gf for around 1 of those years but I was a total cucked doormat and she probably flirted/cheated relentlessly, been a NEET again for just over a year now
>no, kind of wish i still was though

>20
>Cant find a job here in this shithole of a city
>Live with my parents and older brother
>Since day 1 of 2018, I am planning on leaving in September for the Military. I do want to work before I leave though
>Yes

>21
>Un diagnosed anxiety caused me to fail high school so hard I would have been 20 when I graduated figured it wasn't worth going anymore if it made me want to kill myself.
>Single mother feel like shit because she works like 100 hours a week in a resturant to pay for shit
>Let's see I was 16 when I left school so like 5 or 6 years at this point and I would rather kill myself then continue to be a burden on my mom for another year so probabbly until august
>Yea but at least Im not a Kissless handholdless virgin (although my first kiss was stolen by a girl I didn't like so I don't like to count it)

My Moms been talking about trying to move to a beach sometime next year and said I was welcome to come with her. I've decided I don't care if I end up being some homeless guy I can't continue to leech off her. If she where a bitch I could at least enjoy sucking the money out of her but she works so hard and loves me so much it hurts all the more to know that I keep failing her. Hopefully by august I am in a better place

That sounds like a lawsuit my dude, you should look into it.

A lot of lawyers offer free consultations and don't get paid unless you do.

Uppity bumpiddy

>your age
29
>how do you maintain your neet lifestyle
mommy
>how long you have been a neet and how long do you plan on being a neet
Five years. Ill end it this year tho one way or another.
>are you a virgin
very

It's 2019, as soon as she walks into court the judge will bow down and give her the gavel to beat that user with.

you used to be me. the only smart move i made when i was you was buying a boatload of video games. they kept me sane as years flew by being a shut in.

why will it end my fellow neet

>you used to be me
what are you now? hopefully something good
> the only smart move i made when i was you was buying a boatload of video games. they kept me sane as years flew by being a shut in.
how is playing games a smart move? i really dont enjoy gaming(or really anything at all) and am trying to quit.

>your age
23 in a few weeks
>why you're a neet
ive applied literally everywhere multiple times. my local grocery store interviewed me 8 times. the interviewer said thats pretty normal, to just keep trying. i felt getting groomed and wasting all that gas money was a waste so i stopped. what a fucking joke. is it legal to waste your time like that and never once considering you?
>how do you maintain your neet lifestyle
my dad wants to throw me out to be homeless. mom stops him last second
>how long you have been a neet and how long do you plan on being a neet
4 years roughly. i want to stop today but no one will ever hire
>are you a virgin
ordered an escort when i turned 19

a NEET. my dad finally made some calls to get me a job. 2 years of him telling me to take the metro to mcdonalds interviews and he finally helps me. it took him long enough to realize the job market is nepotism. but the hours were unstable: 22 hours some weeks, 12 another week, 0 another week... so i left. i told him the commute isnt worth if i only work 2 days. if your parents are useless then guess what: the odds of you getting a good job are the same as some 3rd worlder.

unironically 3rd worlders actually get good jobs, they are cheap work force so everyone is glad to hire them, they don't complain, they literally do anything for money, a lot of IT companies have hordes of them and pay them good

I dont buckle my seatbelt while driving. Id I don't face fatal impact, then maybe at least I am injured enough to have an excuse to not have to try as much, to finally have a legitimate reason to sit and not feel like bad and like a guilty, shameful, anxious sack of shit about it.

>21
>several mental and physical illnesses
>I get neetbux/disability/help from my dad
>2 years so far and probably forever
>no

>your age - 27
>why you're a neet - brain aids
>how do you maintain your neet lifestyle - govt/family/friends
>how long you have been a neet and how long do you plan on being a neet - 5-6 years.. until i crave the dollar enough to get a job
>are you a virgin - nah lol

Thread confirms my suspicions. 99% of you get help from mommy and daddy. The privilege you enjoy has made you lazy and pathetic.
>muh mental illness.
>muh anxiety
Nah man. You are just way too comfortable eating junk food and consuming media on your parents dime. If you came from a low class background that didn't have the means to support a worthless leech failson you would have no other choice but to get your shit together and get a job even if you think that such things are beneath you. Enjoy your coddled lifestyle while it lasts. Sooner or later your parents will get some health issue or die and will shake you off of them like the parasites you are.

seething wageslave detected
COPE
back in the cagie, wagie

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>16
>drop out (unofficially)
>stay at home live off of my dad
>about a month and until the semester ends
>yes

yeah yeah same old "le wagie" memes.Like your life isn't actually shit. I am the one who's coping. sure.

good. im ready to die when winter comes. i dont have anxiety...i just have never seen a job that has upwards mobility or pays fairly. likewise i cant wait to see your taxes skyrocket to feed the incoming influx of africans, wagenigger. youll never be able to complain about it on npcgram either because das rayciss. keep working hard! youll get a raise if you do!

>be me
>wake up before 10
>have my morning workout
>do origami/read books about origami
>mom brings me warm food directly to my room, I thank her and she tells me how much she loves me
>play vidya, watch movies/anime till dawn
>go on /nightwalk/s
>go back and sleep under my weighted blanket
>rinse and repeat
tell me how my life is shit compared to yours
>be you
>wake up at 6
>eat cold ass food
>commute to work
>stay in wagecage till 3 or whenever your shift at amazon ends
>go back to an empty home
>put shitty food in microwave
>spend wagiebux on alcohol/cigs/drugs to cope with your shit life
>go back to sleep crying thinking you will put in your resignation tomorrow
>but you won't
>you will never escape the wagie life
>wake up and repeat
really makes you think

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>If you came from a low class background that didn't have the means to support a worthless leech failson you would have no other choice but to get your shit together and get a job
that only applies if you live in some third world country without any social security

>brain aids
true dude

20
in education. I dont wanna just collect a disability paycheck. I wanna be great, career wise. :^)
hopefully will never be a neet (standard unemployment doesn't count), fingers crossed
yes, but by choice. I like the single life

kumar doesnt make a lot though. you ever been interviewed at those places? advertisements say theyll pay near 20/hr. but once you arrive at the interviewer tells you since you have 0 experience you start off at 8-10. they never give you a raise because they dont want to. demand one and youll be replaced by another dinesh. if you do have experience youll be deemed overqualified for the only available position, the entry level position

I think you are posting in the wrong friendo, wagie general is that way next to mcjob general

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>19
>because I have too much anxiety and dropped out of year 10
>my parents because they think I'll get a job soon
>for a bit and until I kill myself
>other than molestation, yeah

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>22
>mental issues...
>mommy
>tried to work and go to school a few times since 18 but mostly neet
>no

>20
>dropped out 3 weeks into college
>live with parents. spend all day trying to learn programming and playing chess online
>one year. hopefully not much longer once i can get a non retard job
>got laid plenty in high school

>21
>Always been very agreeable and a "good boy". Did what I was told until one day I realised "you guys are just as clueless as I am, why should I listen to you?" and that I was just an empty shell, A ditto conforming to everybody elses will. Dropped out of college with this realisation (combined with the complete lack of motivation and social connections there). You might even call it a late teenage revolt.
>Live with my parents. Soccer mom still treats me as a 12 year old child, no responsiblity and no expectations of me
>A little over a year now, I honestly wish I would stop being NEET but its difficult
>No

if you get 150 a week and don't pay rent you're living the dream basically

26
never had any motivation to do anything, also kinda scared of people
get disability
nearly 10 years and don't know
yes

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>18
>waiting to turn 19 to get GED
>intense procrastination and the imbibing of alcoholic beverages
>about a year, and not for much longer
>yes

>35
>surrender (cont...)
>family is relatively affluent.
there may or may not be money enough for me to keep this up forever. or it just runs out one day and i'm homeless.
>off and on since i basically no-showed out of my first time in college.
have worked off and on and lived various solitary states but mostly stayed with one family member or another
>no. lost at 15.
she got pregnant. - though actually i think the kid actually was not mine. My family did the upper middleclass protestant thing and kept me on lockdown while they dealt with it. One day my mother got off the phone with, I don't know who (OBGYN?_, but grilled me about date of conception. She had a date which was a solid month later than the last time I slept with this girl. I was felt so guilty that I said that I was with her on the date. I was literally delusional and kept up the farce in my mind for a decade since.
I don't know when it hit me precisely but there was a point where I was like,
>"You know when a doctor says the date of conception is a month outside when you sex a girl that means the kid isn't yours right?"
Last phone conversation I had with the girl was like a week after birth / adoption. Last line went,
>"everything went wrong. I feel terrible"
>"Yeah? You feel bad? Well I hope you feel real fucking bad for the rest of your life." *click*
Words still ring in my ears. I think it was a curse. yeah i guess im the scoundrel. Part of me wishes this scenario played out in an older homogeneous agrarian community where the shotgun wedding was the solution and I just go to work on the farm... hell.. i'd even be nearing grandparent status by now.
Then again - the kid wasn't even mine. was it? though I'm still blamed for that (never spoken of).

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>(...cont) post 15 have had cataclysmic cyclical depression that pretty much fucks up every bit of forward momentum i've ever had
>spent the last year actually in college again & working part time (lol rideshare, content mill writing)
>also applied to a few hundred brick & mortar jobs but got rejected from all
>applied to a tech school and they didn't even respond to my application to reject
feeling maximum fuckit at this point.
I don't really have other places to speak honestly
but even here i'm the odd man out as the Grand Elder Neet AMA.

Ok. Let's consider you are a has-his-shit-together doing-just-fine guy that comes to R9K threads to heap his scorn upon everyone else. Everyone else is pathetic. You are just fine. That is one theory.
Or - perhaps you are working yourself tired for a dissapointing garbage life. You continue to plug away for your garbage, earn garbage, get treated like garbage and here are a bunch of sad babies not even working for a similarly garbage life. And that just burns you up inside. You're overcome with resentment over the discomfort you put up with for your sad little life. You have to deride those just under you as the most worthless and avoid the fact that we are right next door to you.

Cope wagie.

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you need a friend boss?

>18
>"Gap Year" but really am too pathetic to go out and wageslave, and I keep telling myself not to go to University to preserve what little pride I have left, because if I go I'll end up making a fool of myself by pretending to be smart when I'm really not.
>live with parents and it's fine to still be living with them at this age
>NEET for about 3 months and I optimistically plan on being a NEET until next year, or permanently if I get diagnosed with something
>Yes

>19
>Recently graduated my country's equivalent to high school, too lazy to do anything at the moment
>live with parents, spend shit loads of time on the internet
>about 6 months, likely won't be neet for much longer
>no (lost it yesterday)

>19
>dropped out of trade school and am directionless now since i banked my life on that
>live with mommy and daddy, shits embarrassing
>one month. no idea. things keep looking grimmer and before i know it ill be in my mid 20s still living with my parents if i dont change something.
>no

>>your age
22
>>why you're a neet
I'm lazy
>>how do you maintain your neet lifestyle
Parents
>>how long you have been a neet and how long do you plan on being a neet
6 months , 1-6 months
>>are you a virgin
Yes

>20
>depression, I'm improving though and hope to have a job by the end of the year.
>welfare, I get enough to live somewhat comfortably
>2 years hopefully I won't make it to 3
>Yes

>>your age
25
>>why you're a neet
Dad told me to quit job because i am "qualified" for a "better job"
Nobody else seems to agree
>>how do you maintain your neet lifestyle
Parents forced to let me live with them because i am only NEET due to listening to their advice
>>how long you have been a neet and how long do you plan on being a neet
10 months. I apply to jobs daily
I want a job ASAP so i can work to retire by 30-35yo
>>are you a virgin
No

22
I hate working every single job I have had has been hell on my psyche and I do not see the point of working just to survive when I do not even want to survive, I have seen many people I know work their entire lives and all they have to show for it is debt and a life they're just as unhappy with as when they started.

Sheer luck or work for a few months then quit and live off that

About 3 years in total, I plan on riding this out until I either die or miraculously recover from my mental illnesses

No :o I had sex once in my life in school when I was 17, I think even if I tried now though I would not be able to even come close to getting a girlfriend ever again.

>18
>don't want to wagecuck or waste my time and money paying back the gubmint for """"""""higher education""""""""
>live with poorfag parents on bennies
>about 10 months now. failed highschool and didn't want to go back to make it up. hopefully I'll be a NEET forever or at least until death
>perma incel

>19
>hikikomori with social anxiety, school gave me depression due to being a loner so dropped out, my grades were shit because I didn't have any motivation
>for over two years now, my mom supports my lifestyle because she feels guilty that she may have been the cause of me becoming an introvert
>yes, and probably will stay forever
I sometimes think of killing myself for real, but I'm too scared of it, I feel that it will devastate my mom and some of my family, and that there's still time for me to fix things up

>>Gf
Fuck off Norman mate

tfw caught in the neet dilemma
>feel bad for mooching off of parents
>really don't want to work
>only solution seems to be suicide, but what if it's scary or my mom gets sad

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>work
>mooch
>die

obvious choice right?
fuckin' idiot

I don't think it is
They're all bad

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>19
>failed my math finals like a retard a couple times, makes it impossible to get even a basic job.
>I clean my neighbours house for some petty cash every few days, buy weed and snacks with it.
>almost a year, hopefully not more than a couple months.
>yes

>27
>mental illness is the best explanation I have. I have a CS degree but have only done minimum wage labor before because of severe apathy about building up experience/applying for jobs.
>live with parents and pay them for expenses out of my savings. I am able to reduce the cost by agreeing to do chores
>was a NEET for two years before briefly getting a job and have now been a NEET again for the past six months. I may attempt to remain a NEET indefinitely or only make money by making and selling apps because it's a far cry from typical wagecucking where you have set hours, a boss and are forced to interact with customers and coworkers.
>yes

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discord
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/neet/ server, come join lads

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It's just a preference, you haven't "repressed" your sexual desire. I am always horny and yet 3d porn doesn't do much for me

>20
>HATE WORK HATE LIFE
>being so sad my family pity's me even financially
>10 years
>of course

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>22
>i suffer from schizophrenia and general laziness
>scandinavian NEETbux
>ive been a NEET for 1.7 years so far and I plan to be it for the rest of my life
>yes

>20
>went to university, did good first semester, lost it second semester and dropped out
>my parents pay for everything, my parents kind of think i'm crazy. stared punching my door out of anger and broke it, this happened around the time of the toronto van attack, parents thought i was going to go ER or something
>1 year so far, starting school in may again, my gpa is fucked though, like 2.8 or something from failing a whole semester of courses
>yeah khhv incel

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>Sooner or later your parents will get some health issue or die and will shake you off of them like the parasites you are.

They're the only people most of us associate with so once their gone it's time to rope anyway.