I'll go first
>younger 70s era bowie minus messed up teeth and eyes
>schizo, depression, bipolar, probably a sociopath
ITT: post celebrity you look similar to and what's wrong with you
Jackson Parker
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Jackson Wilson
I actually made a collage of all the celebrities I've been told I look like. I'm extremely neurotic.
Colton Turner
Fight Club Ed Norton. (Except I wear glasses)
>depression
>insomnia
>emotional detachment
Easton James
Russel crowe from a beautiful mind
Complex ptsd
Depression
Anxiety
OCD
Adhd
Ryder Taylor
Made a collage because I was inspired by Rowan Atkinson and Addams' era Christina Ricci is usually what I get.
Only constant problem is the eating disorder, everything else comes and goes.
Oliver Russell
I've been told I look like samwise more times than I can count, probably the curly blond hair
>bi-polar
>insomnia
>alcoholism
>never finished highschool
>fat
>acne
>borderline alcoholic
>never held hands with a girl
Andrew Scott
>also too retarded to add picture
Owen Adams
>schizophrenia
>depression
>gender dysphoria
>autism
Daniel Allen
I get called an olive skinned version of Keanu Reeves and Johnny Depp by different people throughout my life.
>Avoidant personality disorder
Adrian Hughes
i look like the dude from boyhood minus the piercings.
years of porn addiction has led me to turn down more women than i can count. the past few years i've only fapped once a week or so but i think i'm slowly becoming asexual. i'm not a bad looking dude and can talk to women easily but haven't had sex in years, by my own doing
have a good degree from a prestigious university and deliver pizza for a living
Henry Rogers
keanu reeves and johnny depp could not look more different. all i know about your appearance now is that you have squinty eyes.
James Thompson
I think user meant a combination. A midpoint between the two, per se.
Chase Mitchell
I often get told that I look like these people.
Hudson Perez
In what universe do any of those people look the least bit like each other
David Richardson
he probably just has a stupid hair cut and is a moody white guy.
Luke Fisher
i'd love to see the comparison pictures
Justin Barnes
young ben stiller with Clark Kent glasses, I have autism and I barely talk to anyone.
Xavier Diaz
I don't know, but several different people have told me that I look like these people (mostly the first two).
The eyes, nose, and chin of the first two are pretty similar.
Yeah true, but I look like these moody white guys.
Julian Rogers
I look like him, except I'm a tad whiter, and have a longer hair cut.
>What's wrong with you
Not much actually, I'm doing relatively well. I do have an issue with controlling my masturbation habits, and I'm rather anti social, but outside of that, I'm satisfied enough with my life.
Angel Watson
>Eva Peron in unflattering photographs
>what isn't wrong with me
Seriously, I:
>general anxiety disorder (according to a doctor, I refuse medication)
>depression (according to a doctor, I refuse medication)
>vaginismus (self diagnosed)
>the epitome of the 24 year old goober or Pagliacci meme
>didn't get into graduate school
>anyone who knows me for a prolonged period of time gradually begins to hate me because my depression often causes me to be late, flake out, etc.
>piss troughs
>have a history of intense romantic fixations on a single person
>always ended badly
>getting to a point where I can't even imagine myself in a relationship
>obsess over the same 2D husbandos for close to a decade now
>hearing damage (tinitus) because I obsessively listen to music to help maladaptively daydream
>spin around in circles for at least two hours a day to calm down
>have turned down prestigious scholarship opportunities because I need to do this compulsive
>am a bad person
>cheat in school
>found out sister miscarried a few days ago and haven't called her
>have an overbearing and oedipal mother who, even though she loves me, I treat cruelly and ignore
>have seriously plotted getting revenge on the men who romantically rejected me
>often use tragedy to get out of doing things / excuse my tardiness and depression
>wasted potential
>read Dickens and Baudelaire when I was 14
>now I'm ten years older and exclusively watch children's cartoons and read children's books
Help me, lads.
>looks like a Jew
>is neurotic
Kvetch somewhere else, yid.
C-cute...
>porn made me turn down women
I sort of relate? Fanfiction ruined my expectations of men. Is it just that women are uglier than porn stars - because more porn stars aren't that hot, I find. Or is just that you see no point in appeasing a woman when you can jerk off?
>been told you have crazy eyes
I'm just imaging Alex raping someone to You Make My Dreams Come True.
Kayden Hernandez
You wouldn't happen to be @ropefuel on Twitter, would you?
I don't think their eyes or mine when relaxed are crazy tbqh.
Luis Thompson
>ropefuel
>Twitter
No. Can't say I know who that is, either, considering how I don't use Twitter like a fucking degenerate.
>doesn't think he has crazy eyes
Sounds like something a person with incredibly crazy eyes would say.
Gabriel Hall
She's a femcel who reminds me of you.
Please stop bullying me.
Sebastian Watson
Die Hard-era Bruce Willis minus the muscles, been balding since 16
Brayden Richardson
>not wanting to be bullied by femcels
get out
Aiden Myers
Young Anthony Michael hall
>depression
>violent behavior
Jayden Cooper
Gordo from Lizzy Mcguire was my childhood crush lmao
Aiden Hughes
I was kidding, but I wouldn't actually want to be bullied by anyone.
Brayden Evans
I don't look like any celebrities, unless this guy has been a meme long enough to count as a celebrity.
>What's wrong with you
I fucking look like this guy. Isn't that enough wrong with me?
Leo Roberts
3 people have told me I look like her but I really dont. I think its the bangs
Dominic Kelly
Michael Stipe
less gay and less bald
Xavier Morgan
not sure if this counts as a "celebrity" but multiple people have told me I look like him
Joshua Clark
>3 people have told me I look like her but I really dont. I think its the bangs
Aw damn 10 / 10 would stalk.
Are you tiny like she is also? Damn it WHY DO YOU EXIST
Camden Harris
I look like a younger version of Bruno Cremer
Daddy issues I guess
Andrew Garcia
I'm 5'0 but currently 122lbs
Isaac Lewis
>I'm 5'0 but currently 122lbs
So what you're saying is...you're fucking perfect?
GOD DAMN IT
Leo Smith
122 is still too chubby user. I'll be happier when I hit 96
Jayden Murphy
Pretty much every member of the romanov family but Anastasia in this painting particularly.
Which...Isn't super odd since my family are supposedly their descandants, no idea how closely descended though.
Dylan Russell
Trannies need not apply.
Zachary Jones
Not an irl person but i've been told i look like Gordon Freeman, just with long black hair since forever.
Joshua Taylor
Born with a vagina but noted regardless
Joshua Cook
>122 is still too chubby user. I'll be happier when I hit 96
Melissa Rauch is 5' and 120 pounds and she looks fucking awesome.
She has a great rack though, and that isolates some of those pounds productively. I guess there are less flattering ways to be 5' and 120 pounds.
Henry Nelson
I have exactly 0 boob
Josiah Hall
You know the rules, sweaty.
Timestamp
Ian Perry
>I have exactly 0 boob
Ah.
I see.
>Never mind
Jaxon Reyes
Not /b/
Thats fair user
Brody Ward
>anxiety+depression
>autistic when approached by girls
I'm not as lean as my lookalike but I have more muscle+height which only impresses guys unfortunately.
Parker Nguyen
>slightly thinner fat version jonah
>depressive alcoholic
Eli Brown
Christian Bale is the most common I get. I have also gotten an uglier version of David Tennant and been told I look like Captain America but before he went in the machine that made him strong.
Neither of which I am mad at. Just a shame my schizoid autism is too powerful.
Julian Peterson
I suppose aziz ansari but with long hair and a thick moustache, no beard.
>whats wrong with you?
I am indian
Camden Perry
>I am indian
oof
Jonathan Anderson
Ik some user would have said it anyway, so I just got it out of the way
Luke Hill
70s Jim Morrison but with a smaller, less cool beard
>depression, maybe bipolar
>very shy
>short-sighted
>ugly feet
>skin condition that causes arms, torso and legs to look terrible
>low attention span
>shit memory
>hard to motivate myself to do anything
>very indecisive, often find problems with every option I have
>weird dick
>cum very quickly
>shit memory
Landon Reed
They look like clones of each other to me.
Grayson Barnes
I have had multiple people on rate me forums tell me I look like the bald girl from stranger things and I have absolutely no idea why, I'm a 23 year old man. Have also heard ellen page and bowie a couple times.
Adam Jackson
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Christian Sanchez
discord
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/celeb/ server, come join lads
Adam Howard
Also Morrison
It the universe had b or a tray, i'dprobably end smoking in one of them
Brody Rivera
>zendaya
but im white
also
>anxiety
>depression
>ocd
Brody Diaz
too lazy to make a collage, but i get lana del rey, young liv tyler and jennifer connely, elizabeth gillies, and anne hathaway almost constantly when i do leave the house, i also get megan fox but thats usually online
Julian Thompson
>looking like that disgusting kike
my condolences user
William Jones
DISCORD TRANNIES BTFO
Based mods doing their work
Tyler Roberts
So by young Jennifer Connelly, you mean before the breast reduction?
>A guy can dream, right?
Bentley Ward
truthfully i didnt know she got one, i dont know much about her. but considering annes attributes i could guess yes?
Isaac Lee
I'm 20 in July, and my whole life I've looked like the "absolute unit" version of Stingy from LazyTown
Alexander Kelly
I play guitar too but I am not a lefty