You are the new Japanese rugby coach and have been tasked with raising the athletic performance of the Japanese team before this year's rugby World Cup. What routines and diets are you going to give your players to compete with Scottish and Irish?
You are the new Japanese rugby coach and have been tasked with raising the athletic performance of the Japanese team...
Jordan Lewis
Andrew Thompson
trenbolgna sandwiches 3 times a week.
David Roberts
Hardmode: you can't feed them PEDs
Liam Nguyen
Preemptively kill myself to atone for my failure.
Jonathan Roberts
eat a lot of meat and veggies and run a bunch
Matthew Hughes
Elk meat
Cooper Peterson
I forgo winning this years world cup and explain a master plan to the athletic directors wherein we take our japanese female athletes on a breeding trip to the United States to copulate with the top gridiron football players, basketball players, and track athletes. All candidates scouted out and selected for varying positive combinations of height, speed, coordination, explosive strength, and athletic IQ. We leave them in the Japanese Embassy in the United States, which has now been repurposed as athletic breeding ground and ship off the babies to Japan as they are born. We raise the babies Spartan style with a focus on Rugby and win every world cup for the rest of forever starting 15-20 years from now. To double the reward we create a trust fund for the project and direct 60-80% of investments into Las Vegas futures bets wherein we say Japan will win the future Rugby world cups. The low odds based on Vegas not knowing our plan means low upfront investment costs. On the backend, we'll make billions.
Aiden Scott
You would think they could just throw a few sumo wrestlers in the front row and dominate every scrum. Will probably go better than the fucking wallabies
Oliver Fisher
import coconuts 15xF
Connor Cruz
Same as the Scottish and Irish, make a shite village in a piece of shit County with nothing to do for miles so when kids grow up, the only activity is sport so you passively force them to play rugby, the ones with a talent for it will really excel so you train them separately from the incels and they become the next big team.