Tfw elephants naturally go into a state of musth where their test levels increase by 60 to 140 fold and they become...

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>>tfw elephants naturally go into a state of musth where their test levels increase by 60 to 140 fold and they become ticking time bombs of unbridled horniness and rage
same thing happens to me when I see your mom

#wanderelust

please post more thot wrecking elephants

>having 100 bitches scrape your skin in the same spot every single day

cholesterol is also a steroid

>estrogen in the water

*Sips reverse osmosis water from stainless steel bottle*

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Memes aside, how do I reduce estrogen levels? I'm at 47 pg/ml I think, which is slightly above the upper cutoff. Test levels are fine but not great (650ish).

Did she die?

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0*140 is still 0

>The Chad elephant

hope you installed filters everywhere friendo
>2010+9
>still showering in estrogenic water plus testosterone killing shampoo
>still having unfiltered toilet water allowing estrogen to get into the air through evaporation

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>still manages to poke her butt out for the gram

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>not using copper
ngmi

Today I learned that elephants are extremely based.

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Bob Ross reincarnated as an elephant

Doesnt that lead to brain swelling roid rage that ultimately kills them? Was is the elephant so based

Based, man i fucking love elephants we need an elephant general

There are countless ways. Look up natural herbs that boost test. I'm not talking about gimmicks, there are studies out there.

he knows exactly what he's doing

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lmao why are there so many of these

Based elephant chads

here's why

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>gimme dat phone nigga, u aint ready foh this shit on gawd

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Mrs. Hands

Mr. Trunk

I realize now that was a stupid question.

Damn, that Oliphant is a better artist than me...

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aaaaAAAHHH NO NOT THIS VIDEO

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lol he eats it

>average Jow Forumsizen's first time in bed

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Gotta hit dem macro's

And then they eat the poo poo

U mad wyte boi?

why not post in /elephant/ general anons?

nice torso joe

Lose weight, have sex

Is that why the Chinese grounded up ivory for boner pills?

My wife had an elephant as a pet when she was a kid.

She'd better stay 23 miles away

fuck that girl is hot

the elephant knows

never forgets

>others pet the elephants trunk
>rude girl just takes pictures
>elephant punishes the rude femlet
Based creature

He also tries to take away her phone, just to teach her a lesson

Good thread

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Just lick up that liquid that's coming out of their head

>manlet who had good social skills since childhood
>autistic Jow Forumsizen

thanks

>Eating braps like peanuts

no fucking way

>ywn shove your hand up a womans ass, grab out her shit then eat it

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Who is she, I wonder?

whew

I'm crying I fucking forgot this was a thing!

since when did grocery store filters remove fluoride? the only way is through distillation. that's why drinking vodka is good for health, because you are getting 60% distilled water, the only pure water. then that distilled water attaches to toxins and carries them out via urine.

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Kek

I wish I could do that to a girl.

There was a study where they were giving women test and asking them to rate their bitchiness.
Not all of them actually got the test and not all of them were told what they were getting.
They found that the most bitchy group were women that thought they were getting test but were getting a placebo.
The least bitchy group were the ones getting test but did not know it was test.
So essentially they were using the test as an excuse to "roid rage" when it was their own cunty behaviour.
If they didn't know about it the test actually seems to have improved their behaviour.

kek

whatever it takes

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how do (You) manage to function as a grown human being.

Elephants can't digest their food properly on the first go, so they eat their own shit to get all the nutrients

>why am i not an elephant
the fucking state of this board

Elephants also get sex once in every 4 years.

That can't be healthy.Imagine painting with you mouth and getting paint whiffs all the time.

Based nofappers

lmao how can one animal be so based

Largest brain of any terrestrial animal

Fuck I can only imagine how hard they beat it to make it do this.

what the fuck so he's actually stealing another elephant's gains? that's fucked bro

>not realizing the best artists are addicted to drugs
>also not realizing animals are food and food only unless they can paint like bob ross or clean peanut butter off my wang

You can pay for that kind of thing.

I actually dont get why they go for their tusks and not the musth juice, which is actually filled with testosterone and pheromones.

yes

Stop fucking your dog, user.

beat me to it...

>*teleports behind you*
>steals you macros
>nothin personal kiddo

oh no

>tfw an elephant mogs you

not fair bros