DO NOT look at the black hole photo when it's released. I repeat...

DO NOT look at the black hole photo when it's released. I repeat. DO NOT LOOK AT THE UPCOMING RELEASE OF THE FIRST BLACK HOLE PHOTO.

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but why? I think its pretty neat that they are releasing that to the public

People told me not to stare at the eclipse,i did that,and nothing happened. What is looking at doctored goverment propaganda going to do? Nothing.

It's going to cause mass hysteria, there are some things the human brain just isn't equipped to comprehend.

>they want to see what gods anus looks like
...why?

t.

Tin foil hat user

I disagree with you, it could have been said the same when humans first saw artificial light, there was no mass hysteria involved, brainlets will simply see the black hole as a image on the internet, people with actual braincells will apreciate the fact that they are alive to see a black hole
back to /x/ with your conspiracy theory bullshit, god is dead

what's there to appreciate about that?

>what's there to appreciate about that?
They will pay tribute to their new God.

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uhh? I dunno user, the fact that our technology advanced so much that we can see unique and mysterious things in space, the place where humanity should find itself in a few hundred years, if you can't apreciate that you are truely a brainlet

how does that affect me? what do I get out of it? I won't even be alive in 10 years

Thanks op. I didnt know this was a thing but now Im gonna watch it live. Btw kys you tinfoil hat /x/ larping faggot

>do not look at the black hole photo

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>it doesnt concern me
>therefore its not important
tell me how can I tell you are 40 years old, iq below 90 and unemployed wasting your life on alcohol drugs and cheap whores

bit ironic to resort to ad hominem when you're calling someone low iq, user

I think its pretty interesting that we get to see this, its a pretty monumental moment for astronomy
Even if all we can see is the outline of the black hole its still cool

you don't know what ad hominem means, I simply made an assumption on what kind of guy you are because your posts scream so, I forgot to add ignorant too

And I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you!
But I want it and I need it!
I'm addicted to you!
Now it's overrrrrrrrrr, can't forget what you said!

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calling me a bunch of negative things instead of answering either of my questions is definitely ad hominem

why the hell would it be gods anus? it would be shitting things into our universe then
unless youre saying our universe is god? thats even more faggoty

Fine it's his throat ya happy?

oh no its literally going to be el atrocidad isnt it? the great muttening is upon us

>calling me a bunch of negative things
are you a snowflake? do you think you are above the things I called you? then prove so instead of crying ad hominem, you aren't making any valid or credible point by which I can determine you aren't any of the things I mentioned. the fact that you call ad hominem simply shows I was right and you are literally seething right now

You tell em Satan.

you're the one making the claims desu and you've yet to answer why seeing an image of a black hole should matter to me

>mfw it's a ricardo

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you are actually low iq, I can't believe im wasting my time with you, if you can't understand for yourself why an imaage of a black hole should matter for you then I really can't make you, assuming things like that shouldn't matter to you is a sign of low iq
>be you
>why should an image of a black hole matter to me
>why should images of people on mars should matter to me
>why should images of human colonisation on mars should matter to me
>why should humans going to live on mars matter to me
>w-why should it matter that im one of the only remaining humans on earth
>w-wh-where is everyone guys pls don't leave

I guess I should start caring about what happened during the paleozoic era too then

no, the past if only worth as a learning tool so people can analize mistakes from the past and prevent repeating them, was humanity around then? no. is there anything worth to learn from then related to humanity? no, therefore you shouldn't care

time-space and gravity are relative. Its going to suck you in just by looking at the photo. say goodbye to your soul.

you do not recognize the bodies in the black hole

you do not recognize the bodies in the black hole

you do not recognize the bodies in the black hole

I would actually shit myself laughing

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sounds like you're starting to get it, just a little bit mayhaps, impressive for a normalfag that cares about "humanity"

Imagine thinking caring about some bullshit you have nothing to do with is essentially important to you and makes you more intelligent.
Do you also think caring about politics or worldnews is important even if they don't personally affect you because "hurrdurr you live in the same world, IT IS IMPORTANT AND I'M VERY SMART"

God I hope it initiates a demon eclipse

>why should I care about tensions in the war
>why should I care about my country going to war
>wh-why am I drafted oh god why is this happening oh god no no
the fact that you don't care about the world you live in is astonishing, everything can affect you in one way or another user, the fact that you aren't aware of this is very bad for you and it will be even worse when it actually affects you and you have no ideea why

>he doesn't want to get high on brain fuckery

>aware of the war
>go to war
>you're now in the war

>not aware of the war
>go to war
>you're now in the war

same result except one person worries about it before it happens

>aware of the war
>go to war
>you have time to run away from your country to someplace safe or make preparations or literally anything that can help you

>not aware of war
>go to war
>you now die in the trenches like a dog
one of these is not like the other

How can you take a photo of black hole? Its just dark circle with shiny outline

you're right, the former one sounds tedious as fuck

yes, and it can be avoided by being aware of whats going on, the same thing happened with communism here, the smart people who were aware of whats going on ran as fast as they could before they were the rulling party, the retards suffered under the regime for years on end

>look at photo
>driven insane and become the host of hellspawn

>don't look at photo
>forced to survive in a hell on earth scenario

What's the right choice?

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Nigga yo truly retarded, knowledge of the hood round ya it is extremely important coz then can work to make this rock a better hood for yo and every other true OG niggas, and for the lil niggas that will come

Punk ass nigga

By that logic we are all doomed and stupid from the get go because there are always things we don't know.
Shit happens man, and trying to care about literally everything because maybe that gum on the sidewalk will kill you might make your life harder than if you didn't care.
Also the point was that some things just really don't affect you and there is no real point caring about them. That war shit is a false equivalent, compared to say the news of a photograph of some spacecloud or the news that the communist party in a third world country won are most likely not going to affect me and there is no point in caring, if it evolves into something that does sure, but for now it's trivial to people like that user who is probs dead in 10 years anyway.

Yea nigga like make dat black hole ya bitch man lmao

>anecdote to gum on the sidewalk
I was talking about the really important things, the example I provided about the people that ran from the commies is just an example that sometimes being aware of things can actually help you, Im not saying you should bother with the small things but a photo of a black hole is no small thing, being informed about things never really hurt anyone, its actually in your advantage to be know about a lot of things, food for thought, you actually have something to talk about with people instead of talking about your boring hobbies etc

You do not recognise the god in the pit

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>Black hole
>Steals all the light

Why is NASA so fucking racist?

You still haven't said how the black hole photo is crucial and important to anyone.
>you can never be sure, it might be important
It's not known so 50/50 you are right on that one
>you can talk about it to seem interesting
"No"
I'm not a normalfag and don't smalltalk to begin with. Gathering pointless Infos for social image sake sounds pathetic.

Overall if the black hole photo becomes important I'll get wind of it anyway (E. G. If it proves God's or ayys existence) , but for now it's needless to let the TV on as soon as it comes on

>you can talk about it to seem interesting
I never said that, I said that its something that you can talk to with people if you find people interested in space n shit, im totaly against talking about things just to look important, also its not really smalltalk
>tv
you do know that the whole conference is on youtube, do you? who the fuck still has tv cable nowdays

You are right that getting knowledge is pretty much positive, but gathering, in the moment, needless knowledge and determing its importance based on assumptions is pretty much subjective.
Making assumptions isn't really foresight, it can also just fuel anxiety as much.

>you actually have something to talk about with people instead of talking about your boring hobbies
In this post it seemed more like you put great importance on seeming interesting in conversation, because "interesting science as opposed to boring hobbies". You didn't mention that it was only related to like minded people so it seemed more general

ey what that hole do

Take your meds, dumb scizophrenic

wait so not even a little peek just out of the corner of my eye is allowed?

its not interesting science as opposed to boring hobbies, a lot of people really don't care about how you chose to spend your time much less if you have autistic hobbies, I fold origami for example and I have yet to find a person interested in hearing about my fold-fu, instead a lot of people are actually interested in the ideea of talking about more serious topics, I couldn't care less about sounding interesting in conversations, I just like quality conversation and I believe your topics have to be on par with the quality you are expecting from the discussion itself, if I wanted to sound interesting in conversations I would rather talk about mundane things in a spectaculous fashion or incredibile stories

It's pretty much subjective and you are all stupid for arguing.
You are basically arguing over Schrodingers cat. It might be important but till now neither of you are 100% right. Neither if you care or if you don't

Fair enough, but it depends on who you talk to in this case. Also until proven otherwise the photo of a black hole is trivial knowledge, especially if it looks like something that we already imagined so it would just be "confirmation" on something that most people believed and said to be real anyways like the pics of the giant squid, but it might be fake too who knows

that would be the most hilarious shit

Kek
I want to believe

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I LIKE YOU
'CAUSE YOU GOT THAT SOMETHIN'
THAT I NEED IN MY LIFE
SO GIVE IT TO ME

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dubs for kernel of truth
trips for O FUG
I'm still going to look.
You're not the boss of me paranoidanon.

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i'd giv my butt to ricardo bruh i ain't even gay but he just looks like he'd treat you very good

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Black hole photo?
Where is it?
Gimme gimme

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Why don't you want to see a black hole user? Are you a flat earther?

in 70 minutes user

Where did paranoid user go? Did he overdose on his pills?

Real shit?
Where will it be posted?

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there is currently a youtube stream that will broadcast the whole thingy, it even has a timer, thats how I know, search european comission

youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kmx_M9QU
livestream for anyone interested

Thanks dude, i remember seeing the awakening of the Rosetta probe on ytb, that shit was great

Anti-life equation?

It would be cool if it was a combination of EVENT HORIZON and HALLOWEEN 3, and the black hole was a portal to hell and seeing a video of it would turn you into No-eyes Sam Neill and you killed people and shit.

So uhh anything happened yet?

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They just showed the picture. Apparently it's scientifically important in several ways, but if you don't have any prior knowledge of space stuff like I don't, it just looks like a blurry orange circle.

youtube.com/watch?v=lnJi0Jy692w
They have it on screen fairly frequently

If you're too lazy to go search for it.

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WHY IS IT SMILING

WHAT DOES IT KNOW

qwohahha spooopy

space donut

Let the maddening commence

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That my omniscience and quantum energy field has encompassed the entire universe with my quantum information to the point that I am rewriting the universe faster then the speed of light and influencing the past

Wait
Don't the Jets come out of the top and the accretion disks go around the center
If it looks like that...
Is it pointed straight at us????

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>it's just a fucking donut

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About as underwhelming as i thought

wtf brother you're right

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i wanna read flat earhter and conspiracytard theories about this

No fucking way
It really is a clowns world out there

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Pretty sure it's just tilted slightly.

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Looks like a donut in dark toilet water

>people with actual braincells will apreciate the fact that they are alive to see a black hole
The true redpill is realizing that it's something so distant and happening on such a massive scale that it might as well not exist, so it's irrelevant to our experience

SOLVE ET COAGULA

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What an original disappointment

I accidentally looked at it by googling it anons

why does it scare the shit out of me? Just knowing that's where matter, space, and time goes to die.

Now that I've seen it, my eyes are attached to this lower brain fear of death, I now know that death is a reality and this is what it looks like.

I've seen it. My frontal lobe is now attached to my lower brain, connecting my greatest fear to my understanding of what I see and smell and taste.

it's over robots oregano

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>Every disagreement on the internet must be a formal debate!!!
Dumb fucking pseudo intellectual.

/x/ is a cumulative waste of life, including you and your dumb and edge shit OP.
What did you think would happen?

>conspiritards were terrified of a blurry donut

*Notices gamma ray burster*

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Get over yourself, you pretentious faggot