How to talk to normalfags if you dont like TV

I have never watched a Star Wars or Lord of the Rings movie in its entirety for example, it's just too boring

Seems like every roastie and her cat wants to talk about netflix tv shows and I have no idea what to talk about, I cant remember the last movie I watched

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Why do you want to talk to them?
I'm kind of forced to because of my job, but holy shit the NPC meme is literally true.

>one thinks about reality
>boyboy thinks about fiction
>tfw notice I'm the latter

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same situation, either get a hobby or don't even bother I've completely dropped out of speaking to people and it's both one of the best and most depressing decisions I've ever made

Okay, maybe Star Wars and Lord of the Rings aren't for you, but you don't watch movies in general and you're basing your opinion on an entire medium solely from its most mainstream examples. Are all books also toastie tier because you can't read through Twilight or Hunger Games? Sounds like you're pretty retarded

How do you spend your free time? Just aimlessly web browse until you're tired like a sad pissboy?

Why don't you get a VPN and be a film nerd?

Why would you need a vpn?

So you can torrent them and watch a specific one you want every single day. But you won't watch that many because the hedonic treadmill is very real.

Also access streaming services from other countries. Canadian Netflix seems to have way more movies I like.

Where do you live that you need a vpn to torrent?

I'm using xfinitywifi with my stepmom's credentials. Communications between me and router are not encrypted unless I install their app, and I don't want anyone here intercepting my traffic.

Its not hard just don't be autistic about your own interests and make sure they know you aren't interested in TV shit, so long as you are somewhat good looking they can tolerate that you are only interested in some obscure video games.

Star Wars is rich with homages, allegory, subtext, etc.

You're probably a brainlet if you don't enjoy it.

Most isps throttle your connection speed if they see you torrenting

Most Star Wars movies are shit and for normies especially nu-Star Wars

Don't talk about tv then, duh. Don't you have another hobby or interest you can share? Maybe you follow the news and current events or maybe there's something you're looking forward to you can share and see if they're into. A lot of normie guys play vidya and watch sports or lift. Talk about your pets, people like animals. Normie girls are way harder to talk to but weird ones are nice, you can talk about where you're both from and what you like to do aside from media stuff, like hiking and cooking, maybe you both collect something, have dreams of doing certain things before you die. Most normie girls like to talk about themselves so ask them what they like to do in their free time or what their opinions are and you'll be okay.

>DUDE SPACE LMAO
>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENECE ECKS DEE
Don't pretend you're not a normalfaggot too.

Why don't you just make friends with people who have the same interests as you? Why would you want to fit in with people who watch movies if you're too slow for LOTR? Just bee yourself. If you think you're just a special snowflake who can't find friends, uhhhh... alright bro.

Narrow interests are shallow interests. Knowledge is like an open-pit mine. You can't go deep without going wide.

Pretty much this.

You think about Dark Souls, anime, pop history and video games.

OP is likely a sadboi without any interests, just aimlessly killing time until tired and repeating every day. Not even a subhuman gamer, can't even take the initiative to pull something to watch instead of passively having it pushed.

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Is this OP?

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>OP is likely a sadboi without any interests, just aimlessly killing time until tired and repeating every day.

Yeah, it seems like anhedonia to me. If he just had other interests he thought were better, he'd be spouting about them to "impress" us.

>I wanna talk about Dostoevsky, not capeshit!

The absence of anything like that in my post makes me think he is too depressed for anything but YouTube and shitposting.

>Mario
>TV
But I do get your struggle when with family. Every joke is an autistically loud modern family reference with them.

what the fuck with all the triggered soi wars and lord of the soi fans here? OP don't waste your time with those shitty franchises, Tolkien is shit tier literature and star wars is shit sci-fi, and you're in the right of focusing your mind in more important stuff than mindless entertainment

>I have never watched a (...) Lord of the Rings movie
Are you retarded maybe? You can just talk about the book you had to have read.

I love the part where Legolas is surfing down a waterfall shooting his bow like machine gun just racking up kills. Truly epic.

I'm going to take that as a yes.

>wallpapers of space
>more important

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see what's in the top 100 on youtube everyday. i guarantee you they will be talking about something in there.
thank me later

screw you op im still excited for the new season of the clone wars tv show.

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The original trilogy is decent. If you like anything outside of that, you probably drink s0ilent daily.

You're a boring fag. Get interests first.

Episode 8 is the best.

Are you uncomfortable with your mortality?

>thinking about fiction is not a robot thing to do
Nigger who do you think plays MtG? Yu-Gi-Oh? DnD?
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Germany has like $100 penalties for pirating a single movie. A guy I know had to pay 120 yuros because be once pirated deadpool. What a shitty way to get caught, too, I'd at least want to go out with some OG Fallout or an obscure porn thing like that Liru game.
(Both of which I have pirated before. Streaming your PC to mobile has never had more meaning.)
>You can't go deep without going wide.
It's unironically helpful to have some common knowledge with normies. It's not bad to know about/watch marvel movies etc. I consider the brain cells lost as a payment that society requires for me to at least partly fit in.
I appreciate the bad lines of the prequels. Yes xeddit killed the fun in them, as xeddit tends to do. Still though, I'm not going to judge a meme based on the people that surround it -- I listen to Avril Lavigne and browse Jow Forums unironically, I don't care about my image lmao

You you not read any books you can talk about? Most of the women I know like to do that. Do you think just looking at color-manipulated wallpapers makes you smart?

I hadn't watched any Marvels since my mom wanted to see the first Iron Man, but I gave Black Panther a shot because anything that angers redditors and gets review bombed is usually interesting. It wasn't boring. I would have seen Captain Marvel with one of my hags who wanted to, were it not blatant military propaganda. Saw Jordan Peele's Us instead. Pretty good.

You have to put in effort. I actually learned the basics off all sports and some popular athletes just so i can follow a conversation about them. If you can't put in that minimal effort then ur fkd

Incels. I'm reporting you to.the feds.
Have fun in jail you domestic terrorists

>I would have seen Captain Marvel with one of my hags who wanted to
Who are your hags? Why don't you have any respect for them?

>were it not blatant military propaganda
You might just need to lower your power level

>Black Panther
>angers redditors
I thought they were all happy because "Yassss black ppl r kings, slayyy"? Wekanda forever or some shit.

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Is it strange that every time I see that war footage my first thought is how i'd like to marry that loli?

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