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she kinda looks like alex jones desu

>her whole body is as purple as boogie’s feet
oof

>posts in the eternal /fph/ thread asking about an inferior /fph/ thread

Half of what was in /fph/ lately were reposts from voat.

>5 o'clock shadow
truly high test right here

They’re posted here, then on voat and then back to here. /fph/ doesn’t have OC

bpp

what the fuck are you idiots talking about keep posting fat people stories and shit

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Billy

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>tfw you want a bite of butter but actually is yeast

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Who the fuck thinks of buying bite-sized butter as a snack

Sarah Huckabee Sanders NO!

Would probably smash for novelty

Zeee Germans!

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A dumb Brit on tour

based and high test

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That arse is a half meter thick, mate. Are you going to use a broom handle?

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I feel bad on hating on mentally ill people, since some of these are actual retards. To answer your question: yes, people do eat butter as snacks.
Reminder its ((((them))) fucking us up and you should start nofap so no one in your bloodline even after hundreds of years will be like this. Start working hard.

topkek, unexpected ending

the nurse and her patient

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>nofap
nice leddit meme

>buk eckt mekht fet eh hu ma pefekht
holy shit this guy makes german sound nauseating when i don't even know what he's saying
last vid btw

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what the fuck am I looking at?

Why not just bring a butcher's knife and chop off all this shit?

Mate you wouldn't get that far. The festering stench that would escape as soon as you spread those cheeks would annihilate your consciousness.

Like how the fuck do people even stay hard around these things?

hey czfag

It’s clearly paint you fucking retard

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Cthulhu incarnate

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Classic. Gets me every time.

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Am I the only one who just wanks for free. Was I doing it wrong all this time bros?

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Why?

Just why?

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Mods!

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>low t.

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The Amazing Bulk

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fleshlights are pretty nice and fix death grip syndrome if that's a problem for you.

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kek

>comfort food
Whoever invented and normalized this shit should be burned at the stake.

Aliens won't visit cuz they're afraid of getting caught in your orbit, Samantha.

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girl on the right will probably get fat too.

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It's called keto

CZ makes revolvers now?

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>Harry Potter related name
Didn't notice it until after reading. What a perfect ending

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it must be nice to not give a shit about what you eat at all.

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I'd buy one if they did. I was refering to the filename

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>implying she did not eat it regardless

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>eat block of yeast
>get drunk whenever you eat sugar
hmm... not a bad idea, really

do they take nude pics because they're too fat to put clothes on?

I tried a fleshlight for a few months, its definitely a different kind of feel and lasts longer than a normal session does. In my experience you get a longer build up and stronger finish with a fleshlight while with your hand you feel more pleasure during the act itself. I always came more when I used a fleshlight too.

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i'm ... i'm making a lemon cheescake tomorrow

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Nice trips OP
>be guy at my uni
>perfect chad genetics
>zero flaws facially, perfect features and great teeth
>thick and long blond hair like fucking PRINCE CHARMING from shrek 2
>piercing blue eyes
>6'5" with broad shoulders
>smart as fuck
>but theres one problem
>he's fat as fuck and has no muscle, maybe not literally obese but certainly very close
>even as a fat fuck you can still see his chad jaw, seriously mirin
>but says the classic fatty cope, muh genetics, muh metabolism and so on (while eating mcdonalds every day and not doing any exercise whatsoever)
This dude has literally everything but the willpower and really has potential to be a full blown giga chad. I'm gonna see him again when I'm back at uni, how do I save him bros? He's a smart guy so I'm sure he can be reasoned with

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have you tried reasoning with him?

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damn that .jpg had to get pretty big to get her in it

Yeah but that's when he resorts to the muh genetics cope. How do I really get it through his head that he's fat because of his shitty diet and lifestyle? Should I challenge him to clean up his diet for a month, would that be a good idea?

He does claim he wants to lose weight so I don't think he would be insulted by me making suggestions and trying to help

How can you have more than someone fat and disgusting and still be this bitter.

wings of freedom

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How many midgets could fit under that dress?