Place chicken in pan

because I live with my folks and my autistic ass doesnt do my own shopping. My parents insist on getting me cheap frozen meals that have next to no protein despite the fact I'm basically the one paying for groceries and the bags of chicken they do get have to be rationed or they'll be pissed because "we just went to costco 2 weeks ago eat your fucking corndogs." Ordering protein is my work around.

Should I be taking the skin off my chicken before I eat it Jow Forums?

>wanting harmful xenoestrogens leeched into your chicken rather than taking two minutes to prep a chicken before work

Because I go to the gym after work

>Should I be taking the skin off my chicken before I eat it Jow Forums?
no

move out user

no the skin is tasty and worth it

That's even more reason to have a slow cooked chicken waiting for you when you get back

>take plastic bags
>fill one with herbs, spices
>fill one with potatoes, beans and peas
>place bags in slow cooker
>put slow cooker timer on one hour before i come home
>have perfectly cooked meal ready to serve with almost no dishes

double no.

Because a chicken cooked this way tastes like bland depressing shit. Slow cookers are alright but they aren't a silver bullet, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

You don't know how to cook, obviously

No, faggot. *You* don't know how to cook if you insist on using a slow cooker this way or that it's the same thing at all. Dipshit. Go to /ck/, binge read seriouseats.com, binge watch America's Test Kitchen at least and get the fuck back to me.

Agreed. They're good for stews/chili/curry but a whole chicken would be far better roasted or butchered and fried in a cast iron if you have a culinary skills.

Season the fucking chicken then.

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

Meant for

LEARN TO FUCKING COOK Jow Forums GOD DAMN

do the plastic bags not melt in the crockpot?

kek

nice pasta
>getting this angry over a little rebuke

this guy gets it

hope this is some obscure meme. otherwise you are a sad sad person.

>uses roids for stuffing his chickens before baking.

Mmm molten plastic in my chicken love it

whoever posted that was a discord tranny and/or jew obviously

Why would they cook the chicken with plastic you dickhead?

You put plastic bags in your slow cooker?

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i think he is referring to the plastic box they slide them into. guess he thinks the chicken will melt the plastic causing particles to stick to the chicken - which you eat.

>placing hot chicken on cheap plastic won't dissolve the plastic in micro molecular levels

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>place chicken strips in plastic bag, add mustard
>cool for 4 hours
>knob of butter, pan, max heat
>fry for couple minutes

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Using stoves and cookers without being present is a fire hazard.

no it won't, food grade plastic is made specifically for that reason, even regular plastic is more resilient than you would think, you can boil water in a plastic water bottle or plastic bag for example

there's also sous vide bullshit which cooks in "Food-grade" plastic that I don't trust at all and I strongly suspect is a gigantic fucking meme

literally every water bottle I've ever sipped from that's been in a slightly warm environment (85F) for any reasonable length of time tasted of plastic and gave me an instant migraine.

enjoy your xenoestrogen

you prob fry your chicken in aluminum foil as you scrape off the teflon coated pan for even more flavor

Please go over the details, how long do you have it cooking and what herbs? I marinate it and use the oven, your way scares me if there's a chance I can leave it cooking and burn my house. Also, do you make stock with it?

A supermarket near my house made this too and I really liked at first, then my brother said it tasted sweet and I couldn't deal with the sweetness anymore, since then I noticed it probably had a good amount if directly sugar.

This doesn't make good birds, it good for chicken as an ingredient.

If you insist on being lazy with the slow cooker try tougher cheap cuts of beef or pork. This is a waste of a good whole chicken. You ruin your potentially delicious gains bird.

Move out stop eating frozen food

>Please go over the details, how long do you have it cooking and what herbs?
youtu.be/G8Q3BSF9-1U
youtu.be/OETLkPgt_pw
ruhlman.com/2010/10/how-to-brine-chicken-quick-brine-recipe/

based NEET

protip: shove half an onion and half a lemon up its cunt hole when slow cooking

I need food before going to the gym. I’m not some mongoloid that lifts I am empty stomach

I just followed this method
youtube.com/watch?v=kFG2LNuhPIE

You need to use a slow cooker so you dont burn your house down

fuck off Crock Pot cucks!

this is a GRILLED CHICKEN THREAD

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Well then eat the chicken before you go to the gym

I LITERALLY go from work to the gym. It’s on the way to my apartment.

>he never cooks his own dinner at home

Not gonna make it

I do cook dinner at home. You’re missing the point. I go straight from work to the gym, meaning that precooking chicken does me no good since I want to eat before going to the gym.

>meat
Fuck off

>vegan
Cringe

If you think you have no use for pre cooked chicken you are simply wrong.

>not just buying precooked meals with scheduled delivery with calories precounted and macros prebalanced

Money wasting faggot

>literally misreading my posts
Precooked chicken does not help me in the way that a protein shake will. Why can’t you grasp this?

>he only eats protein shakes

lol

No, YOU fuck off nigger. This is a meat eater thread you piece of shit. Our thread. Not yours. Get the fuck over yourself.

It's not much more expensive than getting stuff yourself (at least where I live) and you also get the benefits of not having to count calories/macros and having a varied balanced 5-6 meal menu every day that you don't have to precook.

> freeloads by living with parents and still bitching
Either move out or get of this board underage

You have legit autism

>Obscure

Holy fuck I can't wait for summer to be over

>can buy grilled chicken at supermarket for $3 whenever I want
The state of you

>8 hours cooking chicken

enjoy your charcoal

nice, it looks like "Pollo a la Brasa" but burger version.

>Why do people use protein shakes again?
why not both?

EAT EVERYTHING!

>he doesn't know what a slow cooker is

I fucking hate people like you
“Hurrrrr 2 minutes topds dude!!!”
I cook like this all the time and you’re just being a pretentious faggot
Unless you just throw the chicken in and dont even wash your hands, shit like this realistically takes 10-20 minutes start to finish depending how good you are

You’re too young to be here kid.

You can do this faster with a microwave if you wrap the food in aluminum foil like a baked potato

No, it takes 2 minutes. That's literally it. It takes two seconds if you just put the chicken in the pot and dont season it. How the fuck do you turn that task into a 10 minute ordeal. You must just be retarded.

don't listen to this man.

Microwaved food is gross. There is no reason to have a microwave. Just reheat your food in a wok it tastes much better.

do you guys also put your leftover meat in a strainer and put it over a pot to steam?

Ok you go on living in your fantasy world,
Nobody wants advice from someone who claims 2 minutes to prepare that whole meal,
Or 2 seconds to grab chicken out of fridge, open package, put in pan, clean up, wash hands
>inb4 im taking you too literally
No, advice given in bad faith is just shit advice

He's one of those adhd retards, probably takes ritalin

It took me two minutes. Omg you are so retarded you are not even aware. I am so sorry.

Delusional

>clean up
What clean up is there? Are you so sloppy that opening one package of chicken and putting it in a pot causes a massive mess? How fucking autistic are you? You season it in the pan, that requires no cleanup. The only cleaning that needs to happen is washing your hands. Washing your hands takes 1 minute, tops.

>remove chicken from bag and place in slow cooker = 1 minute
>wash hands = 1 minute
>season chicken and add some liquid = less than 1 minute
>set slow cooker to low and go be productive for a few hours = less than 20 seconds
>less than 3 minutes work total
>chicken ready when they get home

Literally every child in this thread bitching at OP is an autistic neet who is lazy as FUCK and will never make it, ever

Op, youre spot on, but i would say
>Buy ANY type of meat
>add to slow cooker with seasoning and liquid
>let it cook until tender

Best source of cheap easy plentiful protein in the world, and anyone who says it isnt is a dumbass disinfo gains goblin

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>Best source of cheap easy plentiful protein in the world
but meat is more expensive than eggs and dairy

>people leave their stoves on whilst out of the house
how? id be afraid of something burning down

>searing hot food on plastics

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off*

Shouldn't you wash it?

This. I once tried a recipe for ribs in a slow cooker.

8 hours in the cooker and being drenched in a homemade sauce made it very tender yet the flavor paled in comparison to ribs on the grill, or probably even an oven.

Crockpots are god tier for big hearty meaty stews tho

idiot

its a slow cooker, it doesn't matter when you put it on and it takes seconds

I've been eating a ton of chicken thighs lately

>put down high temp parchment paper
>throw on some salt heavy seasoning both sides
>250f for 30
>turn oven up to 425f for 30
>take out and let rest 5 minutes

Crispy delicious kinda easy to clean up high calorie high protein high fat chicken. Can also use any kinda sauce you want on them too if you want. I recommend using a deep pan tho to catch grease splatter

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Slow cookers heat up and turn themselves off and then back on, don't see how it could catch fire?

>250f for 30
>turn oven up to 425f for 30
you cook your chicken in the oven for a fucking HOUR?
here's a better process that will keep chicken juicy.
>preheat oven to 425
>oil & season chicken thighs
>cast iron pan to HIGH
>throw chicken on cast iron pan for 3-4 minutes, maybe 5 if you crowd the pan
>turn off stovetop
>flip the chicken thighs and toss the pan in the oven for 15-20 minutes
Ta-da! I don't bother letting it rest because I plate the meat first and by the time I plate my sides, set the table, and pour my orange juice, the chicken has had 5 minutes to rest.

Lurk moar faggot