Bros I'm gonna get summ pussy this weekend and I wanna look nice in the sheets, what can I do?

Bros I'm gonna get summ pussy this weekend and I wanna look nice in the sheets, what can I do?
I'm thinking bloatmaxxing followed by a 20 hour fast with a lot of honey and garlic.
Thoughts?

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Have sex

Dont be a faggot

Eat an entire onion then fast for a day. Nothing more nothing less.

dude just like switch the light off lmao

it could have all gone so differently

That dude would look so much better with a full nights rest and a week in the sun

Raw garlic and onions just before the date for optimal test.
Take a few bites discretely during the sex too if you can. Easier during doggy.

Please no garlic, you'll stink

Start with ss gomad pronto

What the fuck? How about losing your autism, that would help a lot.

kek

>this turbo NEET can get pussy and I cant
Feelsbadman

Don’t eat any weird foods like garlic and onions you’ll stink, chocolate if you want it’s an aphrodisiac, just take a few grams of citrulline and arginine before the date to make your dick game slap like Ike Turner, wear a condom

Fuck, isn’t this the guy who did the El Paso shooting? How did he get away with it?

I know what arginine does but why citrulline? And is there any proof of chocolate being aphrodisiac?

Citrulline does the same thing as arginine but they work even better together, idk about chocolate that’s just what I’ve heard, don’t drink too much you’ll get whiskey dick

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Thanks bro I'll also be on 12 days nofap when I meet her is that enough?

Nofap is retarded and bad for your prostate, if you do it you’ll bust on the first thrust. Cutting out porn is a great idea though, use your imagination or if you really need to, an old style pin up probably would be fine, but definitely avoid internet porn or hentai.

No, he will never look even a little bit better than he does in that picture. In fact he wont look a fifth as good ever

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