HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY DOG TO STOP LICKING MY FUCKING ASSHOLE EVERY CHANCE HE GETS?
I CAN'T EVEN WALK NAKED FROM ONE ROOM TO ANOTHER WITHOUT HIM TRYING TO STICK HIS FUCKING TONGUE IN ME AND I HATE IT. WHENEVER I'M NOT WEARING PANTS I HAVE TO WALK WITH MY HAND OVER MY ASSHOLE LIKE I'M HOLDING IN A SHIT THAT I CAN BARELY KEEP IN ANYMORE
WHAT THE FUCK
i just... don't have the energy to deal with this right now, man
Keep a piece of chocolate or broccoli half in and half out popping out of your chocolate.
The chocolate will kill the dog, however I prefer broccoli because he will probably leave the house at least alive.
Just stop having a delicious asshole, user.
what did i just read, user what the fuck.
my dog won't stop licking my asshole basically.
i don't know why he does it but whenever I'm not wearing pants he immediately rushes over to start doing the thing and I hate it. I've tried simply waiting for him to stop but it seems he won't stop until he literally can't lick my asshole anymore.
so whenever I'm walking from my bathroom to my bedroom I have to walk with my asshole covered, like I'm pulling out a wedgie or something. then I have to lock myself in my room until I can get clothed.
he'll even pull towels off me sometimes.
is there a way to train that out of him?
imagine actually letting yourself get molested by your dog
have you ever considered wearing pants user?
Honestly it sounds pretty great. I'd just lay down naked ass spread and let him do his thing. You get some pleasure and a cleaning, he gets whatever the fuck he gets out of it. Try it OP
why dont you just put on some boxers or something?
Stop covering your dildo with peanut butter before fucking your ass with it.
Is he neutered? Why don't you discipline him for it. Call him a bad boy
Did you try asking him nicely not to do it anymore?
OP trained his dog to lick his ass when faping and now he can't get him to stop. Classic
are you a fembot? I have seen a video of a fat fembot getting fucked by her dog because she's such a nasty white whore
I usually do but I don't want to be forced to wear pants in my own territory. I don't want to have to hide from my dog.
no it sucks, it feels weird and I'm not into it.
I want it to stop as soon as possible.
I don't like to put underwear on immediately after getting out of the shower. then they just get wet.
hardy-har-har
>Is he neutered?
no.
>Why don't you discipline him for it. Call him a bad boy
he doesn't care.
r9k's degeneracy never ceases to stun me
this, or do it back he's just greeting you user he obviously likes you.
if i ever had a dog, i would probably train it to lick my asshole and hump my legs. i also like it when they lick my face.
aat leasat its YOUR dog man. My neighbors dog keeps coming over and barging through my door to lick my asshole while im sleeping. hes so persistent. ive told my neighbor about this multiple times but he fails to see how its happening so he doesnt believe me.
What should I do? fucking dogs man.
Are you female op? Or a fag i taking hormones?
Your dog might have crashed gay, that's a serious illness.
op, train him to lick your dick.
it'll feel nicer and not as weird
no, I'm a guy. don't take any hormones.
but...that's bestiality
I-unno lole
Why are you showing your asshole to your dog?