Tfw can't even jerk off into a condom by yourself anymore

>yeah blacks never rape

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2 bulls 1 cuck 1 whore

Only the worst kind of person would buy something like this.

>Rapist finds condom
>Can't open
>Rapes without
>AIDS rape nigger baby from woman
Bravo, SJWs. Bravo.

>Dog reportedly ran home, potentially seeking help
I'd drop that dog off at the shelter the next day

Where the fuck do you live that you need four people to get four hands? Some failed thief rehab center in brazil?

Why would a rapist choose a condom like this? Who the fuck does this deter?

>"its okay, let me do this"

what did he mean?

he spent a semester as a youngling

This, whats the point of even owning it, I thought thats why you got a dog over a cat.

>Why?
kek brainlet

domestic dogs get people to do a lot of shit for them, it's not out of the realm of possibility it actually did run home hoping to recruit help. glad to hear it's doing ok too.

You choose an condom like this so if you bother to get questioned by the police you can point out you used the super high tech "consent condom" so it couldn't have been rape.

Who the fuck would buy this? A couple that wants to make their first time "special"?

It's basically just symbolic user. Sjws can virtue signal to themselves and pat themselves on the back because they both consented to sex with their partner for the hundredth time, but this time there's proof that both of them consented.

>Hame homie help you open consent condom
>put it on and stalk park at night
>rape women
>cant get prosecuted because she consented
>the consent condom is proof

Ding ding ding, I was about to post this
I fucking love this idea, as long as you can get her to consent and open the condom with you, you have physical evidence that she was consenting and all she has is more he said she said that you can (probably rightfully, but who knows maybe you had a buddy open the condom with you before you went in the room and fucked some passed out girl) call out as more false accusations.

just get a fleshlight, they're gonna be around alot longer than whoever is manufacturing this flash in a pan art project

this is great for men.
>get drunk at party
>fuck girl with 4 hands condom
>she wake sup the next morning
>cries rape
>but YOU have the used consent condom in your pocket when the police come talk to you AND a photograph is it being opened with your party slut

clean

yeah but women can supposedly reject consent at any time. All she has to say is that she changed her mind and told you stop but you didn't so now its rape.

Him, her, Jesus, and her lawyer.

>its fucking real
Guess I'll just go raw then, that's too much effort

The police try not to waste time on those.

4 hands my ass. just rip that shit open

Maybe, but heres the scenario I have in my head on how this actually deflects false accusations that come from two people fucking when they're browned out or whatever
>you use the CC, without her really remembering because its common place or whatever
>she eventually regrets it and starts down the path of falsely accusing you of rape
>at this point you get the proof that you used a consent condom, which if you're already being this paranoid should be the actual wrapper and sit on it while she hopefully forgets and makes the claim that she just never gave consent
>either at trial or when your lawyers cross examine each other it will come to light that a consent condom was used that she never admitted to in her original statement, making her a liar from the start and making her look worse if she goes "oh well yeah no I actually remember that now, but uhh I just revoked consent after we both agreed to open the condom"
Its a long shot I guess, but its better than nothing?

It's to target white frat boys, not rapists.

it was probable a stupid tiny toy dog so best it could to is run back and i mean that would get attention
niggers are afraid of most dogs

If you're flexible enough you can just use your hands and toes. OR JUST FUCKING CUT IT OPEN

Just cut the fucking box open you goddamn nigger

>i used the super high tech prenup, s-she cant take my assets, your honor
heh, gl

>implying frat boys aren't pack rapists
They can just get a bro to provide the other hands. I mean, you might need to get a third bro to hold her down, but you were planning to take turns anyway.

knives are bad user. they hurt people.

>fingerprints incriminate ya boi
>prosecution argues yall were gay lovers and you raped her to prove your straightness to the hood
>become prison niggas bottom bitch for 30 years

do rapists even use condoms

Lol not fapping into a cum shirt
Based cotton can take years of it

Where I come from you're not a man if you don't own a knife

This dude was weird as fuck. I used to go to school with him.

This
I spent a lot of time training my dog to actually help me, if a nigger came around they would at least get bit.

kek, when the news broke was there a web of astonished and bemused gossip?

I don't think a rapist would use a condom

>a literally useless gimmick that only serves to inconvince you
>A POWAR FULL STATUMENT
>SO BRAVE etc. etc. lengthy media circlejerk

if someone still didn't know what "virtue signaling" is this is it, corporate edition

>leave a unique identifier sitting in some cunt that could ruin your life at any point until your death
they'd be a stupid rapist not to

l think it's cute, even if ineffective.

Honestly, there wasn't. People were angry for a brief moment, but then the story faded away like most news around Cincy. I believe he was in a mental ward for a while before this attack. Back in school he was extremely quiet and would have random outbursts of pure rage to the point of tears. I wasn't surprised at all when I read this.

Unless it's made out of metal you could just you some good scissors or a box cutter knife. Some anons already said this and they're right.
tic tock roastys

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A man who has sex with a woman and 30 years later he gets rich and famous so she tries to file rape to get his shekels. Can't be rape of both people have to open the condom.

what are you, some kind of trump supporter. get your toxic masculinity no true scottsman bullshit outta here.

The way it works is that there's two buttons on each side and you need to press all 8 at once
You don't need two people because you have 10 fingers, you can easily press all the buttons by yourself

what if I have a broken arm or am an amputee

this is ableism I tell you

then you won't need a condom my sweet boy

This is clearly just some art piece meant to make a statement. It's not like these are going to replace normal condoms, people in this thread are getting upset over nothing

Are you kidding? It is perfect becuase if we get it open clearly she consented

>buy a bunch on consent condors to be safe from rape claims
>meet girl in club
>we go home
>she helps me open the consent condor
>we fuck
>next day
>she claims i raped her
>show police the consent condor
>she tells police that a friend helped me to open it beforehand
>go to jail for 10 years
>mfw

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what if she doesn't put out though? shouldn't you have a friend help you open a back up just in case...?

>consent condoms
>implying that shit is going to protect me from false rape accusations

nice try faggots not falling for that shit.

I'd bet 1000$ I can open it by myself

Since when do rapists use condoms? They are rapists why do they give a fuck?

>make an inferior product
>no one buys it

society aka (((they)))

They probly don't wanna catch a disease from the sluts they rape.

>pretend sex doesn't exist
>feel like i'm living in a different dimension than everyone else other than the most autistic nerds

which one is the real reality??

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Helps prevent against DNA evidence i guess

jokes on you i dont even jerk off in my condoms anymore because they hit the expiration date quite a while ago

>implying anyone will actually buy it
What is the fucking point? This isn't going to be the only option for a condom and if it was it just wouldn't sell because opening it would be too much of a hassle. It would especially be a turn off if you had to do some bullshit puzzle box before you can have safe sex.

What If I use my hands and feet?

are u grl?

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How did men become so cucked that the consent of women in anything matters to them? Women are weaker than men. By any logic, it should be the man's will over the woman's. We give these inferior, pear-shaped cunts too much respect.

YOU are doing literally anything to make your own life more miserable.

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>she opens consent condom and still cries that you raped her

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Well it actually is a surprising first step to combat false accusations. Kek, this looks kinda sjw but might just bite them in the ass

>lmao I've changed my mind
fu

DO you think rapists use condoms?
>just lie there for a sec while I put this condom on thanks. Oh also it's a special soncesnt condom, so give me your hands