Kubotong

tyrone is gonna get your boy pussy again no matter what weeb shit you're carrying in your pocket, just accept it

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Hey, as long as it works

>I have trained myself in the martial art of pegging, attackers beware

That would definitely fuck my enemies' butthole up.

We have a board for this.

okay but should he be going to /hc/ or /lgbt/?

is that an anal dildo?

Ccw you autistic faggot.

Europe isnt a country, globalist cuck.

Explain how you used it and what happened

Self defense tiers:
>god tier: gun and/or no diverse city
>good tier: boxing
>hope he doesn't have friends tier: bjj/wrestling
>I want to get stabbed tier: knife
>oh shit nigger what are you doing tier: Random gimmick tools/"martial arts"

What about using muay thai to kick your assailants in the temple

muay thai is pretty trash in the street against knives

In hs I used to jam people hard as fuck with pens when they triggered my yard rage
Definitely useful seeing it won't break like a pen

You know what is great about Europe? Prisons. Why are you afraid of killing someone and going to jail? You'll just get a couple years max and you get to focus on lifting and improving yourself wihout having to pay for anything, living in what's basically a hotel that you can't leave. So carry a knife
Also:
>Getting caught

get a flick stick

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Not all european prison are the same most are fucked

Muay thai's not bad, I've done a little bit of it. Not sure how well kicks would work irl, with multiple people, and muay thai tends not to give punches as much focus (which I get from a sport standpoint).

Because the prisons are full of hardcore mohammadians and you get shanked if you dont convert

>tfw no yard jams for pen raging with the bros

If it's legal and guns aren't, hell yes. Aim for arms/legs to not be lethal depending on what's going on, if you can.

don't know whether they're legal but you can get them for buttons on ebay

Oh yeah, great home defense if anything else, I have guns but I have one of those by my bed as well.

Also side note: You can just get a bigass screwdriver, I have one that's as long as my forearm and I imagine it'd work fairly well in an unlikely pinch.

Just carry a 6ft longsword you weakling.

Probably illegal if hes britbong. I thi k sadiq made forks illegal

Just have a jar of acid and a koran :)

If you've never been in a dangerous situation you are either 12 or 30 and have never left the house

Ok but fighting multiple is extremely dangerous unless you have a gun

I agree

Be careful where you carry one, possession of one of those is a felony in many states. If you can legally carry one, it could really ruin someone's night if you used it in them. Brass knuckles, batons, leaded gloves will fuck some shit up too.

Please dear god at least take one that doesnt look like a dildo

Thanks very much for the name tho, I was looking for a pen-shit like that as well, I saw this exact pen in a manga and thougt this was a cool legal and not paranoid (like a gun or knife would be) type weapon

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I hit a guy with the flat end and it did the same damage as hitting him with a hammer. he deserved it though. It tore open his skin and gave him a cheek bone fracture.

His stupid dad wanted to sue for money instead of just pressing charges. Which is why I got away with it.

>french
>thinks a glorified pen will help against cultural enrichment when the government deploys the military against its own citizens
Wew lad

Why would you bother saying this when first of all its mostly to feel powerful and just in case and secondly when last days just prived once again

>Be american
>get shot

I got the one in the OP's pic, my mom saw it and was shocked for a moment, she thought I was gay

Bitch that shit looks like a penis plug and a penis plug would probably be more effective than this meme tier shit because nobody wants to grapple the guy with the plug jammed in the hole of his exposed johnson

BASED AS FUCK

I am a commissioned private security (I am security for a few celebs). I carry this and use it when I am too lazy to use a taser/pepper/spray/baton. Never had to use a gun and can only use it when life is on the line and being shot at. This is one of my go to weapons because its legal in my state and it will kill you. This weapon is extremely dangerous and has the same properties as a dull knife. One hit from this and you're done, especially in the ribs. It will break your bones and pierce thru skin. Love using this because getting in fights is for the movies and you can leave with broke teeth and brain damage. But with this, I just have to hit them once in the ribs/neck/face and they go down. Makes my job easier. The reason why this is used instead of a knife is to avoid the state laws, so its basically a "legal" knife in my state. TIFWIW

>knives seem horrible for self-defense

They could be but most arguments against them are retarded.
>hurr in a knife fight (a fight where both dudes have a knife) both guys get fucked up
>as opposed to the fight where he has a knife and you don't which goes well for you
>the fight where you have the knife and he doesn't does not exist for reasons

I'll take the lower % antifa autist or high % nigger odds over having your government mobilize troops against its own citizens.

Not even burger btw.

i understood that reference

>bjj
Mfw you reccomend giving attackers a blow job as self defence.

Lmao

Dude Fuck I just spit my fucking coffee on my laptop faggot
Don't make laugh like that ever again you piece of shit !

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>Is a kubotan good for fucking your attacker's shit up?
Using it not only to fuck attacker shit up but also wife's
Safe if you put a condom on it first

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nothing happened, the only thing you can believe about that larpers story is that he is a manlet

pure larp

>itt retards retarding
Kubotans are alright because they can do damage and punching while holding one lowers chances of breaking a hand.
But... If you are fighting someone who knows a striking and or a grappling martial art they make take the kubotan and shove it up your ass.

Guns are obviously best.
Knives are great but if you're in a cuckhole that doesn't allow self defense firearms then if you stab an attacker you'll probably go to jail.

Avoiding non whites is a great self defense tactic.
If you learn Muay Thai/ boxing and bjj/wrestling you can do ok.

Unless you have a gun, running is always the best option.

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Oh and pepper spray is legit too but if they are high on amphetamines they may not be as deterred as you would hope.

>you call using a fucking anal toy a martial art?
>Just carry a knife or gun why do you have to be fucking weird about it.
>>I have trained myself in the martial art of pegging, attackers beware
>That would definitely fuck my enemies' butthole up.
>is that an anal dildo?
>>get a flick stick
>...using it as a longer dildo
>Just have a jar of acid and a koran :)
>Please dear god at least take one that doesnt look like a dildo
Based fellow frog poster
>I got the one in the OP's pic, my mom saw it
>Bitch that shit looks like a penis plug and a penis plug would probably be more effective than this meme tier shit because nobody wants to grapple the guy with the plug jammed in the hole of his exposed johnson
and was shocked for a moment, she thought I was gay
>Bitch that shit looks like a penis plug and a penis plug would probably be more effective than this meme tier shit because nobody wants to grapple the guy with the plug jammed in the hole of his exposed johnson
>Mfw you reccomend giving attackers a blow job as self defence.

WHY THE FUCK GAY REFERENCE ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY !!!!!

Not as effective as 3 rounds of your caliber of choice, that's for sure.

But I do carry one, I can have it everywhere, even in banks or airport, it's pretty nice.
And yeah, you can hurt someone very bad, especially is you get his head.

>not paranoid (like a gun or knife would be)
Cringe.
You live in France, there are shitskins every fucking where, and having a lethal weapon seems "paranoid" to you?