How do I get as big as possible in a month...

People still cosplay this shitty webcomic?

you underestimate how motivated i am

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It takes years to get big. Trying it in a month is a waste of time.

Fellow cosplayer/manwhore here. If you're getting big you're not gonna want a batshit crazy Homestuck girl lmao. Start lifting and watch how quickly your goalposts will move.

Its not about motivation its about discipline ,also post body faggot

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What you ask is only possible with roids, my man. Your balls will shrink and you’ll get bacne and stretch marks.

Start now and you might make it till the one that happens next year

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Motivation wont help in a month. Channel it into gains this year and by next year, you can get all the herpes ridden roasties.

You don't know shit, dude.

Post current pic.

In my mid twenties after my gf of 5 years and I broke up, I went balls to the wall with training to get in shape again for conventions (conventions and cosplay is basically mating dance/showing feathers to the weeb crowd)

I had benefit of starting as a 155lb skinnyfat.

I would literally ride bike (at push pace) to work, to the gym, to get groceries, dinner, etc.
Easily more than 50 miles a week excluding the 2-3x weekly distance rides I would do (~20-30miles in a day) along the greenbelt when I didnt have work/off day.

Was only working part-time and wasnt in school so spent every minute not working training.

To give you an idea of the intensity....

Background: I used to be a competitive swimmer in middle school/highschool. Swimming in winter in unheated pool. Water would be 60 degrees. It was expected to just jump in and swim to keep yourself warm.

I applied the same principle to bike riding in nothing but compression/bike shorts and shirt.

The most GAR experience of my life was riding bike in ~45-50 degree temp with light mist. Cold enough to see your breath.
After 2hrs of riding, my entire body was emitting condensation/steam like a goddamn anime. I was a literal cloud/fog of body heat (calorie burn).
I remember telling myself that if I stopped pedaling my body temp would drop and I would freeze.

Weight training twice a day most days.

Perfect diet

1 month is simply not possible.

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Based and redpilled
Sorry, ngmi. Your shortsightedness is why you're generally a loser

The fat you're such a DYEL is proof positive you're not going make it

>mfw user's calendar has at least 21 months

Americans with their month/day/year format

>hadn't made it back when HS was a thing
>now 32 year old jacked-dad body but married and no longer in the big city
>never gonna bang grey chicks unless I take a chance on a massive road trip

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Roids, daily workouts, eat big, sleep big.

I couldn't recommend that road for an absolute beginner though, you should have started a year or two ago, start now and think about next year.

There's always hope user

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Thinking more about this....your goal is very transient and motivation of a one time bang with a specific cosplay isn't gonna be enough to get you through it.

Cosplayers arent wearing their cosplays all the time.
And when she takes her cloth off, the parts under the clothing won't be grey/will be rubbed off.

Why not just go for an ultra pale big titty goth succubus?

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Honestly cosplay thots are a lot more common than perfect, pale 24/7 goth cuties. in any case, sauce?

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Go as Gamzee instead

This or Karkat, get all the Terezi's

>Karkat
Your a bottom aren't you?

>tfw always had dirks hair and body naturally
would probably be better if my muscles were a little bigger though

anyways i just want to be strong enough to cosplay rando because this is the most aesthetic ass motherfucker in the world

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>perfect, pale 24/7 goth cuties

Let this be the fire that fuels your inner soul furnace.
You gotta bite, claw, and bleed your way to what you want/believe.

This is literally what a whole lineage of your ancestors sacrificed for...you to find a mate suitable to pass on your genes and make a better version of yourself.

Dont settle for some random thot/distraction. Waste of time.
The most finite resource you have.

My wife and I hooked up at convention (we had known each other for a couple months prior). I actually stole her away from her bf at the time. She ended up staying with me instead of him and her 2 male beta orbiters who went to con/she was sharing room with.
She came home with me and never left.

She was wearing steampunk/gothic outfit.

Been together since 2011.
We are expecting a child (shes pregnant).

If a girl, will raise her as a tomboy and will try my damn hardest to be an example of what a good father/man is. All girls later seek men similar to their fathers, I dont want her chasing after some soiboi.
If a boy, will raise to be virtuous and full of integrity like Captain America. All boys idolize their fathers. I want to be his superhero.

Sometimes dreams come true.

“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity"-Seneca

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damn post more of those thicc titties

My cousin does cosplay. She’s not particularly hot, and I’m happy in a long term relationship with an attractive girl, but I secretly want to fuck her in her cosplay outfits.

That's pretty naughty of you user

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You could literally lift big the exact optimal amount and you'd still look the same.

It takes AT LEAST 6 months to start looking like you lift, closer to 12

Assuming you don’t want to bloatmax, it’s not possible, you can only build 1-2 pounds of muscle every month. Your best bet is to bulk over the next year or so until your next con.

Unironically roids

Tfw no nepeta gf

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You forgot to eat bro

I've filled out a bit since then and know how to eat to maximize lean gainz.

*same blue shirt for reference*
Had to increase shirt size recently to L because arms getting thicc

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nigger that looks like some native american nigger

Thanks.
Actually about 30-40% of my genes are native american (Texas region).
My family has been here since before canary island/Spanish colonists (well before english colonies).

Native american look is what I'm hoping for....will make my turok cosplay that much better.
Pic related....my reference shots along with the ONLY turok cosplay in existence that I can readily find.

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chief squatting bull of tribe go-mad

8 x 6 squat bench
8 x 6 deadlift military
twice a week for two weeks, 70% of max increasing to 75%
third week hit breathing sets of 20 for what you are confident you can do by 12 under constant tension.
recover last week with light cooldown, you will grow if you do recovery right.

post more cosplay thots