Would you like to be a part of a FFM throuple?
Why?
Are you a robot, or a fembot?
Would you like to be a part of a FFM throuple?
I'm a robot and it'd be cool to have 2-3 fembot wives.
>Why?
Why the fuck not.
Based.
I think 2 would be ideal because 3 might be a lot to handle.
Make them feel comfortable and accept the 3way relationship.
Impregnate both of them, so then they can breastfeed each other's babies and consider them their own, since it's all part of the family.
>Would you like to be a part of a FFM throuple
No
Not only is polyamory degenerate, but its a waste of time and resources. Eventually, one of the three feels left out and exits to find their own thing
Infinitely more can be accomplished by two people that are focused on each other and motivated to make a good life. Until then, focus on yourself and become better everyday
Robot here
Not really. Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of cool pros to the situation. But the cons outweigh it.
>twice the bad moods and periods you have to watch out for
>you have to hope they get along with each other always
>because if they do fight, you can't console either of them without looking like you're picking sides
>if you piss one off the other will probably get pissed at you too
>always on your toes about not appearing to pick favorites
>more food you have to pay for
>sex is always more tiresome because you have to satisfy two women
>if you only have sex with one of them the other will feel left out and again the issue with favoritism
>twice the amount of anniversaries, birthdays, and family members to remember
I could go on but this is already a sizeable list.
Well, that's only if they're retarded basic bitches. If it was two chill grills that aren't walking temper tantrums with hair triggers then it would be fine. The problem with an FFM 3 way relationship is that you need to find two of them, while even finding one is basically fucking impossible.
to be in that relationship and to get them both pregnant at the same time is literally my sexual fantasy
No
I want love, not some gross harem shit
Robot
Robot.
No. I want a relationship with a girl who I can be comfortable and relaxed with. I don't want to have to perform a balancing act of pretending I care equally about two girls and making sure I'm not too affectionate with one or the other. I want to be able to snuggle up and watch a movie with a girl and just think about nothing for a while, that seems pretty much impossible in a poly relationship.
I suppose I might be OK if it was more like "me, my gf, and our housemate who we have sex with" but I think even that would be too much for me.
you're not a robot you're a retarded orbiter
Christ no.
Also- why are all real-world polygamists so ass-ugly?
>twice the bad moods and periods
Women in the same household sync up.
Sometimes entire college dormitories will do this (only with religious/backwoods schools where the girls aren't on hormonal birth control)
>Women in the same household sync up.
Because they were meant to be bred together: >only with religious/backwoods schools where the girls aren't on hormonal birth control
This is the evidence of how degenerate sick and unnatural our society has become.
This shit ruins their fertility and changes them in ways they never expected.
Is that list supposed to be top 10 reasons why you're a beta incel, or something else?
I don't get it.
>hurr I called him the i-word!
Please tell me how these aren't valid arguments.
it says more on your part than theres.
They can't find anyone to actually love them, so they seek out fellow ugly degenerates
Basically this thread is "fuck ugly people and their ability to be happy.". Gotcha. Fucking normalfaggots piss me off.
No, one bitch is bad enough
No, I just want one girl to love.
I just want a normal family.
I've tried before, and it really didn't work out, I guess mostly cause they were more focused on eachother and I was kinda just there. I basically bailed out.
I feel like 2 is cutting it close user. What if one gets hit by a bus or something? Or if you want to breed them but one turns out to be infertile and you have to kill her?
How am I an orbiter?
>Would you like to be a part of a FFM throuple?
if we loved each other
>Why?
because we love each other
>Are you a robot, or a fembot?
fembot
Be my fembot 1/2 gf.
Consider what you have to look or be like to willing settle as #2 wife.
what if you could only fuck one of us
Why would you think that person is telling the truth?
I don't feel like goint to detail with this shit, but I'll tell you something.
Most of what you said is just a perspective, the beta perspective.
Take this for example:
>sex is always more tiresome because you have to satisfy two women
What you should've said was:
>sex is awesome because you have 2 women, besides the obvious variety and awesome threesomes, you can also have them eat each other out, etc. truly amazing
I don't wanna roast every single one of your points, you just paraded your betaness, that's all.
Would you consider the biological children of the other woman your own?
Would you feel comfortable sharing children like this?
>What if one gets hit by a bus or something?
How is she gonna get hut by a bus if you live in the countryside and all she does is raise the children and tale care of the home?
>Or if you want to breed them but one turns out to be infertile and you have to kill her?
Oh, come on.
I am serious in this thread, and you are trolling.
No
As much as it arouses my dick in just couldn't have two wives
One girl already seems like too much to handle let alone two
And why the fuck would any person let their so date someone else as well? They clearly can't be sane
>Having more than the necessary number of women around you.
Literally why?
>not wanting a nonmonogamous relationship = fuck ugly people and their ability to be happy
???
Okay I was joking about that part but I'm not trolling. I just think 3 would be ideal, although 2 would be acceptable if I weren't able to locate a compatible third.
>And why the fuck would any person let their so date someone else as well?
Because they are dating them too.
It's a 3way relationship, poopiehead.
Well, I'm curious as to why, but the whole point if that you are both my slaves and I can do whatever I want to you, so no.
Do you really think someone would just come on here and tell lies?
Fair enough.
To answer your previous question
>What if one of them is infertile?
Then just breed the other one more often.
Get the infertile one to lactate as well, and have her help with breastfeeding.
Breastfeeding children longer makes them healthier and stronger.
Some scientists say children should ideally be breastfed untill 4-7 years old.
I just think the 2 wives would be much more realistic and practical.
I also want them to love each other.
I might be into all of this breeding shit, but I still want to give them love and respect.
That might actually be ideal
As long as she isn't fucking someone else
Bah. Sometimes you just want to nut. With this it'll be a circus act every time you just want to nut. You'll never have a quickie again without them starting shit
>poly relationship = sex slaves you can do whatever you want to
You're retarded. Don't get me wrong, poly is certainly degenerate, you're just also retarded.
Why are you making shit up? I didn't say all poly relationships meant sex slaves. Just that mine would. And I was exaggerating anyway I just want them to be very submissive.
Well yes 2 would definitely be easier to maintain. So ideally 3 but from a practical standpoint I would go with 2.
So that's 2 to go.
I don't think I would see them as my own, but I would be their mom.
nevermind then, I want to be a gf/prospective spouse
>I don't think I would see them as my own, but I would be their mom.
How does that make sense?
You would see them almost as your adopted children?
Would you love them the same?
I wasn't being serious about the slave thing.
That being said if I could only fuck one it kind of defeats the purpose, that's like having one relationship and one friend who hangs out.
I would want to have an emotional and sexual connection with both.
i guess I would see them as my children just not by blood. I would try to love them the same, but I wouldn't really know what loving my own kid would be like.
you can only have a sexual connection with someone you penetrate? we would be incompatible then.
What do you mean by this?
And would you help in the search for a second spouse?
Does the blood really matter to you?
I don't look at my family members and think of the blood, I just love them for who they are and what they mean to me in life.
>you can only have a sexual connection with someone you penetrate? we would be incompatible then.
Are you not into penetration?
Don't you have to have sexual contact in order to have a sexual connection? When you say sex how literal are you being?
>you can only have a sexual connection with someone you penetrate? we would be incompatible then.
Not him and I'm strictly interested in a monogamous relationship, but why do you say that?
I just don't know how i would compare as a mother with a biological child and a child that is mine by marriage. I would want to treat them the same.
>Are you not into penetration?
correct
I originally was talking about him fucking me so i thought that implied penetration
That was me asking. I took it to mean any sort of sexual contact whatsoever. If you're talking about a hypothetical situation where I only have penetrative sex with one, but still some sort of sexual contact with the other, then yeah, I'd be on board with that.
what if I loved her more?
Polyamorous relationships fail 99.9% of the time because it's not possible for most people to love 2 people equally. Someone is always going to feel left out.
Threesomes are alright tho.
I couldn't do it, having to deal with a one person relationship is stressful enough as is. Why would I wanna add on to that?
Also am robot.
If you're not into penetration, what form of sexual contact do you like?
Btw, I'm a guy who's not into penetration, and one of my best friends isn't either.
We do exist.
Depends how much more. If I felt like a disposable guest in someone else's relationship I would be unsatisfied. Emotional connection is what's most important to me.
>what form of sexual contact do you like?
oral and manual stimulation
Btw I'm the guy you've been talking to and I'm not all that into penetration either to be honest which is why it's not a huge deal. Except of course for baby making.
Where are you from?
Yes because I'm a virgin and sounds hot
No because I'm extremely insecure
Just think there are guys who have had sex with 2 girls at once and I'm still a kissless huggless handholdless virgin
>Where are you from?
america
Me too. How about you send me an email and we can talk further. [email protected]
I am part of one. Mainly it's convenient for us. Not Chad just lucky.