What is the perfect breast size? Do you prefer cowtits or chestlets?

What is the perfect breast size? Do you prefer cowtits or chestlets?

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I prefer chestlets because I'm retarded and a manlet and have ba y hands

i would rather have meaningless sex with cowtits but your pic is more or less my ideal

Hmm why does your ideal girl look different from the girl you'd like to fuck?

if you have children together, her tits will look like shit afterwords

Around 8 to 8.5 and x6 to 6.5 girth

You also forgot pedophile and possible homosexual

somewhere in between
medium size boobies are great

I like both equally, but cowtits aren't insecure.

because i want to try fucking a girl with big boobs at least once. id rather marry a chestlet.

can you even read?

i care not about the size of the tit, but the quality of the tit

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>can you even read
isnt the chestlet your ideal? i assumed that meant life partner and potential child baring which would make them flapjacks

>tfw no insecure gf

What kind of tit would you consider to be good quality?

oh I thought you meant the cowtit girl would turn floppy and gross

Wasn't really into tits until my wife got pregnant. Now I'm obsessed.

>realise at the end of my wife's maternity leave that I have a lactation fetish
>we're not having more kids
Help.

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Not as great as you imagine

>Most of the time won't believe you when you say you find them attractive
>Had one call me a pedophile over being attracted to her (what the fuck)
>Even if you manage to convince them you find them small breasts sexy, they go "It's not about what YOU think, stop making it about you! It's about how I feel!"
FUCK chestlets, and I don't mean literally

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just get her to let you suckle once a day user :v)

Pic related is perfection in every sense of the word, I dont dislike chestlets but nothing compares to having a cowgirl

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I like them both for different reasons

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she would look fucking retarded walking around in public and isnt flexible worth shit

The perfect breast size is anything in the J-cup range.

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My dude, she doesn't need to be kept pregnant to keep the milk going. Just make sure her tits are drained daily and the milk will never stop.

You're the only fucking retarded one here

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The only thing that matters to me is the waist to hip ratio.
If she looks like a boy it's of putting but workable.

big ass nipples.

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About B or C cup. Smaller than that is boy chest and larger than that tends to be saggy unless you get really lucky.

Your pic is my ideal, in more than just breast size.

I find this disgusting somewhat but another part of me wants to put some really tight nipple clamps on those and pull on them so fucking hard.

>big tits
>ugly flaps of meat
>your attention is aimed at the tits
>can cause a back pain
>even worse looking when she gets older

>small tits
>firm
>you appreciate her whole body
>no back pain
>cute

as long as they are 2d, they are good

I just really wanna flick them over and over for some reason.

i like A size
but perfect? B size big or small (you call it) enough to fits right in your hand that is what a tit is about
huge tit lovers were not breast feeded when they where babys and now have to overcompensate

god I love Tessa Fowler

she's so cute

i like chestlets because they are more insecure and are less likely to leave you

Massive udders disgust me, I don't get the appeal.

I also find even a small amount of sagginess disgusting. For me the shape matters more, in fact it is the only thing that matters.

I basically only find breasts attractive when they are round, and for this reason, I generally find small tits by far the hottest.

I don't find fake tits attractive, and I very very very rarely find a girl with large breasts that I consider attractive. When I do find a girl with what I consider to be nice large breasts, they are probably what others describe as small tits, because for some reason a lot of men like big droopy flesh bags.

Personally I prefer an almost flat A cup over nearly all D cups I've seen. Ideal is a B usually.

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I like huge tiddies, but if I got a gf and she was a chestlet I would still love her cute little tiddies

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In my head, chestlets are in the same category as traps, if you hit A cup/B cup you're not a real woman at that point, it's like you're pretending
If you dont have tits you're the female equivalent of a dicklet except it's on full display at all times, kind of sad desu

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Chestlet for life.

is this scotty user?

B>C>A> everything else

I actually really only care about shape. Size is totally irrelevant to me. But large breasts are overwhelmingly more likely to be saggy or floppy or ptotic, which I find gross.

So as a consequence, I'd be fine dating a girl who was totally flat, but I would not be okay with someone who had saggy breasts. But size is purely a side-effect and a statistical anomaly, not a concern in and of itself.

Bra size isn't just cup size user. 32C and 36B are basically the same.

Got to test em all. Flat is justice.
Anything medium or less is good, saggy milkers or flappers or inflated balls are just pain to deal with.

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It depends on her overall shape/frame. I don't really have a preference: big boobs are nice in their own right, but smaller ones tend to be more shapely. Also pic related

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Yea I think so, got it from that thread earlier this week

>flat = loli

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Chestlets are awful lots aren't even flat like men are no instead they're flat and have a huge fucking trench in the middle

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The tits don't matter user.

Do guys ever stimulate their nipples?

>Do guys ever stimulate their nipples?
No that's weird as shit.

Chestlets. No question. My gf have cow tits.

yeah it feels good, i guess i'm sort of a fag but i don't care

It doesn't do much and it just mentally feels weird. They're definitely more sensitive than a lot of body parts, but not really in a pleasurable way. More like how your palms are more sensitive than most areas. It's just not a sexually pleasing thing. The prostate on the other hand feels fucking great.

Chestlets, I've been here far too long.

Now and again I give it a whirl. Doesn't really do much for me, though. A little bit if I'm already fapping. My navel is actually quite a bit more sensitive, and pleasurable, than my nipples.

I fucking feel you man but I was on the other side of the spectrum. "No i'm just fat and it's probably just baby fat anyway" like shut the fuck up I just gave you a compliment and you're already fishing for more

I unironically love all breast sizes, as long as it doesn't get into too massive and gross sizes. Anything normal will do for me.

I do it regularly, not so much for stimulation but moreso for the feeling of a nip between my fingers. I don't think it's too weird, I don't get off to touching my nips, it's just, ah, "supplementary material."

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I think the only reason you'd refuse this is when you 100% given up hope but as a man who can lucid dream I'd bang this NP

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Yes. lt's fun when it gets hard.

your pic is the perfect size

flat if you cant use her chest to measure a foundation you need to get rid of it

Flat is the best in my opinion. I share the opinion with a previous user. I would love to fuck a cow chested girl. But in most situations I prefer flat girls.

Large chest means extra fat, and who want a fat wife?
Chestlets all the way, with the added bonus of more sensitive breasts, as the nerves are less spread out.

D cup or more. I want my kids well fed

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Depends on the frame, but personaly B-C is THE BEST.

For the love of god, someone please tell me who the girl in OP's pic is, I swear to god I saw her in a movie. I can hear her voice in my head.

I tried reverse image search but it turned up nothing, i'm starting to lose it over here.

Go ask I'm sure they'll identify her easily.

https:\\discordapp.com\invite\vvftDyy

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https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn

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I have my choices...

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Chestlets with nice round breasts. Every time. I fucking hate cowtits, disgusting.

b cups stand for best cups.

Big tits are obviously better, they're more rare and everyone stares.
Big tits on an obese person though doesn't count.

Sidenote, I don't hate smaller boobs, but there's nothing sadder than small saggy boobs.

The one in your pic. Big tits implies she's older than 15.

smol is best

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As a chestlet, reading most of the replies makes me feel nice and warm inside. Thank you, robots for your patrician taste!

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OP here. The girl in the pic is called snugglepunk and she's a pornstar.

Really any size, as long as they're perky and not saggy.

Flat is justice.
Also, the girl should be small enough so I can fuck her womb... my dick is only 7 inches.

Really? I have some reservations about searching that name.

Reminder that robots also claim they don't want Stacies.

I've got a big pp so I want a girl who matches me, but I guess I'd still be happy with a chestlet as long as I could bully her about her embarrassing lack of breasts.