HOW TO GET NEETBUX (FREE MONEY)

Step 1
>If you have a job, start going in late and walking around looking real depressed (just be yourself)
Step 2
>Either get fired or stop showing up
Step 3
>Take a week off and apply for random jobs. Try to do at least one interview. Fail miserably, act depressed and uninterested in the interview
Step 4
>Go to hospital and tell the clerk you're suicidal and need help.
Step 5
>They'll commit you for 3 days. You can't leave during those three days. Just watch movies or bring a laptop and shitpost
Step 6
>Now they'll release you, but more importantly you get PAPERWORK. Proof you were committed as well as possible prescription papers
Step 7
>Immediately file for disability. You'll get an application. Fill out everything and ATTACH THE PAPERWORK as proof.
Step 8
>Recieve disability interview. They are either rude or chill. Just say stuff like "I'm going through a really hard time and it's hard for me to hold down a job. I want to get back to work but I need to fix my mental health first."
Step 9
>Neetbux.
If they ever take away your neetbux, just repeat the process.

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What countries give money like that? USA?

Thankyou based statesapper. If i ever live in an office cube ill do this.

The Land of the Free baby

no problem bro protect your sanity at all costs.
wageslaving isn't worth the soul destruction it can cause.

Somebody post that uncle remis, greentext about getting neetbux

here guys gonna dump this more detailed (and a bit more complicated ) way to neetbux

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dont even remember how old these things are

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it says the date right there, 2010.
holy fuck that was almost a decade ago. I've been on neetbux for almost ten years???

has anybody been successful at this.

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Step 1
>be yuro"poor"

Step 2
>Neetbux

You lazy piece of shit, go to work and save the neetbux for people who ACTUALLY need it

ill keep em coming neets

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shutup faggot I overdosed and almost died in my bathroom. I deserve neetbux, the system made me like this.

3rd to last , hang in there

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>need to have worked 18 months out of the last 36 to qualify

Im really only posting this because of how creative whoever made this was.

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there you go neetfuckers, happy neetdom

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And it's 130 euros a month btw, just checked

If you do this you cant buy firearms anymore, so thats a nope from me.

Just think if it wasn't for people like us (mentally and physically fucked up one way or another) there would be no hope for universal basic income or robots taking over the work.

Why wouldn't robots take over the work you ask! Because the fucking plebs seriously wouldn't see it as an option if we weren't forcing it to be a possibility worth pursuing!

And you can take that to the fucking bank.

did this they offer you like 800 a month and if you earn more then 1300 a month youre no longer qualified its a joke
how the fuck do you survive on 800 a month

>buying firearms
why don't you just order full auto ones online? they get shipped straight to your house in 1-3 days and the prices are lower than gun stores.

Im actually disabled and only make $750. It's a fucking joke. I use all my money to pay the bills but my parents have to pay my electric (hate them having to do that). however if I make more than 1300-1500, they'll cut me off.

Can you leech some side hustle, like fiverr?

possibly. but dont really have a skill at anything. just an extra $250 a month would help me a lot.

YOUR RIGHT TO OWN A GUN WILL BE TAKEN AWAY IF YOU DO THIS.

If you don't give a fuck about guns, then go right ahead. but remember the peace of mind of owning a rifle. The inner peace you can always maintain if you have a rifle at home, your loyal friend, who will be there for you, a sacred object that offers a simple promise: "If you need to check the fuck out of society for any reason, be it a need to get away and become self-reliant, or a need to escape societal collapse, I will be there for you." I would never give up my rifle for some paltry monthly sum, and i know some of you may be the same.

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go to goodwill and buy designer shoes and sweaters for 3$ each and sell them for hundreds online
I've seen people get 900$+ for boots they found at goodwill. There's many online stores for used clothes. leatherup is a good one for boots.

Guns are for pussies, though.
live by the sword, die by the sword.

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>the strong don't need guns
yepp, because when the war breaks out, it only takes your fists to win the war. If you don't have the ability to deflect bullets with your hands, then you are just simply a pleb. If your chest doesn't naturally absorb the energy coming from pieces of metal flying at high speed, then it's just not cut out for you.

you're retarded if you think an assault rifle is useful on the modern battlefield.
you should have been stocking up on drones, c4, cyanide, etc other subterfuge tools.
Also as soon as Trump passes the "red flag" gun grab bill (which he will, WH has already endorsed it) your name is already on the list.
Cross reference every gun owners online history and boom, you're thrown in a FEMA camp for being a potential terrorist.
gg