Bone Chilling Sentences

"You're not witty at all user"

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"you used to be cool user"

>normally I get my period right around now... but...

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>where is the old you user
>the old you didn't give a fuck what other said or thought
>the old you didn't care

>Let's play spin the bottle user

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>brb, i gotta put these bones in the fridge

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>What the hell is wrong with you you weirdo

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>"{insert my name here}"
i legit get spooked every time somebody calls me by my full name

>user, what was that on your screen just a second ago

I remember when I was like 13 my older brother was a WoW addicted NEET who hadn't left the house in years, I said to him once:

>You used to be more of a person.

I said it really nonchalantly and genuinely, too, it wasn't something I said in anger during an argument or anything like that.

10 years later, now that I'm a depressed cyborg who only pushed through university and got a job out of fear of being like Satou from Welcome to the NHK, I feel really bad about it.

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>She's out there for you, user! Don't give up!

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>Why are you acting like we're friends? We're not friends, user.

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"We weren't talking to you" while glaring at you, despite just talking practically right next to you

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"How tall are you?" -

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"Ewwwww (laughs) I would never date user!! He is ugly and a creep!"

"user wouldn't even make the schools top 500 hottest guys list"

""Why are you so quiet its weird?

"You look bewildered what's wrong with you?"

"I will ways be your mom it's ok that you are gay user" I'm straight...

"Oh gross I have to be partners with user?"

"I caught user looking at me today what a freak"

(Look at anons small dick! It's a baby dick!" I got depantz in gym underwear came with it and I tripped everyone saw

"No one would ever date user"

>Why are you always wearing a hat user?

I have never seen anyone my age balding worse than me

I can go on and on

"You actually thought I waved at you! Omg"

"Het stacy you should act like your going to ask user out, no way stacy he might shoot up the school"

"Do you ever buy new clothes?"

"I only invited him to come over because my mom made me"

"Does anyone want user in their group he needs a partner again?"

"user why dont you have a gf yet are you gay?"

>5 feet 4 inches
this

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>haha I'm gonna spray you with my bone-chilling spray

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>So... What are your plans for life? You gotta move forward sometime

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"You don't understand her pain user, you've never been in love, you've never had a girlfriend. it's a tough time for her and you need to learn how to understand."
-My Booomer Dad talking to me about my normie sister's BF. They got back together a week later.
I-I have been in love before, dad. This was not even a week after I got out of the psyche ward too.

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Why do you always wear the same clothes?

I've read that post before, sorry to hear that.

>"You don't understand her pain user, you've never been in love, you've never had a girlfriend. it's a tough time for her and you need to learn how to understand."
>-My Booomer Dad talking to me about my normie sister's BF. They got back together a week later.

You just gotta get out there and hit the bricks, son. Keep putting out those gf applications and be yourself, champ.

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>Online friends aren't real friends, user.

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>go over to play some spin the bottle
>girls all laffin
>bottle lands on me
>"hey user let's just hug ok"

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fucking ow

goddamn

>people playing girls kiss the boys in primary school
>girls chase literally everyone other than me
>when they do catch me they straight up refuse to kiss me

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>"OMG user You Are So Cute/Adorable"

Why do women think this is ok?

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>described positively by a woman
>still complains
Your personality seems to be the problem here, user.

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Stop trying to mingle, user.

Only a woman wouldn't understand why a guy wouldn't want to be called cute.

I think I saw you the other day. You need to wash that ballcap, sport

"You've lost your mojo."

>user, your breath stinks
>Here user, let's go use some mouth rinse
>see, my breath stinks too! Now it doesn't stink!
My dad when he came to visit a few days ago. The patronizing way he said that really got to me, he said it like I was a psycho or something. There was no sarcasm in his voice. Yet I still can't motivate myself to take care of my body.

the most suffering a normalfag will ever experience is not getting their dick wet for a prolonged period of time or having some pathetic love squabble

>Do you have worms in your brain?

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"Haha you don't have any friends do you, user?"

>"Never say that again, fucking weirdo."
I never wanted to stab that bastard more than when he said that.

>"My bones are very cold."

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>"user that is bone chilling juice"

"Go away, user, no one likes you."

Do u need someone to talk to? Im here

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"hey user you're really ugly"

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poopy nigga

>"You're not funny"

>"Your message could not be delivered because you don't share a server with the recipient or you disabled direct messages on your shared server, recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends, or you were blocked by the recipient."

>What are you doing with your life user

These are the 3 that come to the top of my head, I'll probably think of more later if this thread is still up

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>user youre like a 5 and he is a 9

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>"There he goes again, talking about shit that nobody has any idea what the fuck is about,"

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>So what are your dreams / passions

>Why do you always sound so monotone?
>Why do you never smile or laugh?
>You used to be so happy
>Why do you never look me in the eyes?

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>I'm scared that I'm gonna leave and come back and see that you've killed yourself.

Provide some context, this post interesting

>"Im going to sleep and dont wake up anymore"
>Hearing her son screaming trying to wake up his mother in the background.

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I know that feel. Huge blackpill to take in as a little kid to know youre unattractive

I can't be the only one who thought of this (in a very original manner)

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Floss youre teeth you dumb nigger

Ok Abraham

at least your a 5 some are below average consider yourself lucky bud

>you ask weird questions

Sent from a friend, whose friendship is dying. Sorry if asking pretty standard questions (how they're liking the movie they're watching, preferences on music, how their day is going, etc) is weird

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>You got four fucking sons and everyone is a failure. Your never gonna get any grandkids from us.

My mom needed a reality check when i was on a bender.

Its about the comparison, i was in love with that girl

Also i guess she was pitying me so go figure, idk

How's your brother doing now? Is he still a NEET or did get get a GF?

Being called cute by a girl is a good thing. Girls are into girly guys now.

i can imagine that originally happening to me

>"Hey user why don't you ever talk?"
Also another one that stuck with me was
>"you seem very emotionally detached and unavailable"

why do normans think this is originally ok

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Just today, I got hit with

>you used to be so social, user

Why do I get the feeling that most of you dolts are still in high school?

>Excuse me, but am I supposed to be attracted to you?

>me: so don't worry about his new income. It won't affect your cash assistance for several months.
>client: that's good.
>me: any of his... old behavior lately?
>client: no, we've been really good. We're doing counseling like you said.
>me: you have the number to the shelter if-
>client: it's fine. We're doing fine.
>me: he seems good with the kids.
>client: he is.
>me: you know I worried a lot about you two... Glad things are working out.
>client: me too. :)

>"Well, prelim autopsy shows the toddler suffered 'massive blunt force trauma'. The ribs showed healing from older injuries. This happened before. The infant was beat up too but is now in our custody. She'll live... Sorry, user."

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>So what are your hobbies, your interests?

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None of these are as chilling as the thought of the words I'll never hear:

"Hey user, are you alright?"

>user your boicunt is to tight

That second one sounds so clinical. A counselor?

>You used to be so cute. What happened?

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>You are so quiet why don't you come out of your shell?
>You quiet people are usually serial killers right?

Both said from my dumbass boss in front of several customers. By itself it isn't too bad but seeing the customers either laugh at me or just pity me was the icing on the cake

>it's like I've lost you, like the old [name] died.
>it's like you don't give a shit. I know that's not you
^just heard that one today
>why can't you just be normal?
^what caused me to become numb to my ex for the rest of my time dating her

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Based vaporwave poster

>"Get your head out of your ass."

orig

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God damn, I hate this fucking game that left me forever scarred.

In high school some girls invited my friends to play it. They took me in because I was with them. When they girls saw me they all lost the joy to play and one of them even said something like ''If he's going to play I am not going to''. Everything was in silence until I shamefully got up and walked away.

I cried so much that night.

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