Sup guys just got this in the mail. I need some last minute advice before I blast and cruise this shit.
Will I die?
Sup guys just got this in the mail. I need some last minute advice before I blast and cruise this shit
Owen Diaz
Adrian Myers
no but you're actually retarded
Anthony Jackson
U finna die baby
Joseph Jones
If it's good enough to increase performance and muscle recovery/growth in a fucking horse then it should work for me.
Blake Kelly
can you post the ingredients?
Robert Flores
its like a multivitamin for horses dawg
Julian Wright
youre funny op
Kayden Thompson
Active Ingredients per oz.:
Potassium: 2675mg
Sodium: 1750mg
Sugar (electrolyte): 1063mg
Gamma Oryzanol: 1000mg
Creatine: 1000mg
DMG: 900mg
Vitamin E: 875IU
Calcium: 550mg
Magnesium: 200mg
Folic Acid: 175mg
Phosphorus: 100mg
Thiamine (B-1): 46mg
Vitamin C: 40mg
Niacin: 35mg
l-Carnatine: 25mg
Chromium: 17mg
Iron: 10mg
Zinc: 8mg
Omega 3 Fatty Acid: 3.5%
Live Lactic Acid Bacteria: 1.5 million CFU
Lincoln Carter
potassium 2675 mg
sodium 1750 mg
sugar 1063 mg
gamma oryzanol 100 mg
creatine 1000 mg
DMG 900 mg
Vitamin E 875IU
Calcium 550 mg
Magnesium 200 mg
Folic acid 175 mg
phosphoruus 100 mg
thiamine 46 mg
vitamin c 40 mg
niacin 35 mg
L carnitine 25mg
chromium 17 mg
iron 10 mg
zinc 8mg
omega 3's 3.5 percent
live lactic acid bateria 1.5 million CFU
Jackson Brooks
provide after action report
thank you for your service
Adam Wilson
post a pic of the contents with something for scale like a quarter or your hand
Jaxon Garcia
thanks
Andrew King
Do it for science user. Please post results
Daniel Powell
...
Nicholas Flores
Adrian Wright
>cruise
Damn boi what are the portion sizes
Wyatt Anderson
Did you knowingly buy a suppository?
Henry Bailey
I swear a few weeks ago I saw one of you fuckers shitposting joking about this exact type of thing eating horse food or supps or some shit and now this happens.
I fuckin' love this board.
Cameron Robinson
yeah there was some dumb thread about this shit last week and this retard actually bought it
Ethan Watson
Looks tasty. Add some milk and good to go.
Mason Brooks
Based Horsepilled
Lincoln Bell
This is why Jow Forums is the best board
Juan Campbell
>No protein
>a fucking suppository
Charles Cruz
There are no roids or brotein in the ingredients list bud...Why not just take creatine
John Rodriguez
"Gamma oryzanol, an all-natural alternative to prescription anabolic steroids"
Owen Fisher
why would it have sugar if it's a suppository?
Henry Mitchell
>In the United States, it is sold as a sports supplement, but existing research does not support the belief that is has any ergogenic or testosterone raising effects.
Ryder Scott
Event horses beg to differ.
*stares at shaker cup*
honestly it tastes really bad, this is hard.
Carter Gray
O shit buddayyy. Post body while holding a paper that says the date and /fit. Post body and date every month. We need to track you for science. Pls
Charles Scott
post pics
Hudson Lewis
what would you compare the taste to? also post a pic of it
Justin Martin
>event horses beg to differ
in dogs and horses (in particular) but not in rats or humans (in particular) Clenbuterol causes crazy, anabolic-esque muscle growth. Just because it's gear for horses don't mean it works for you
that said, don't stop this thread you absolute madman, EAT IT, GET JACKED, AND PROVE ME WRONG
Henry Harris
>ITT op fucking dies
Carter Watson
It tastes like flat diaherra juice
Alexander Torres
Ya post pics
Lincoln Bennett
OP you're leaving humanity behind don't stop
Jace Roberts
user, you're a legend. Do you lift or do you just do meme challenges you read on the internet? Still legendary and still want to see your progress. Please make it and hit a fat neigh after you max out all your lifts
Connor Wilson
Keep going brah, youre leaving humanity behind. Stupid fucking horses can do this shit, you got this. Make them centuar gains.
Brandon Gutierrez
I havent laughed this hard in a long ass time
Cooper Scott
People use mane and tail horse shampoo. What could go wrong
Liam Rivera
Can confirm. Gave me luscious locks
Elijah Murphy
OP are u okay??
James Perez
D-does this shit work??
Caleb Russell
Godspeed user, you're leaving humanity behind
Josiah Morris
This is going to be in the /fit humour 2019 recap
Ayden Moore
Mix with milk, bananas, and chocolate powder in a blender to fix taste and go on a bulk OP. If you drink it every rest day (except for two in a row or if you're doing full body) you're going to unironically see huge gains.
Dylan Wilson
How to get into horse mode? My grandparents have horses and I used to eat their food. Can I just go to southern states and buy some horse stuff?
Samuel Adams
What Wiki says about clenbuterol: Use over the recommended dose of about 120 μg can cause muscle tremors, headache, dizziness, and gastric irritation. Persons self-administering the drug for weight loss or to improve athletic performance have experienced nausea, vomiting, diaphoresis, palpitations, tachycardia, and myocardial infarction.
That being said, I'm rooting for you user.
Gavin Cooper
now you can chase a horse down and fuck it
Liam Davis
>creatine
SCP CONTAINMENT BREACH IMMINENT
Elijah Brooks
neigh
Tyler Evans
>This thread
Lincoln Allen
OP please keep us posted
Cameron Walker
Ok thank you for this
Juan Reyes
I was here with OP taking Horse mass gainer
Mason Ward
You were with the legendary OP irl?
Christian Barnes
Put me in the screencap nigga
Austin Kelly
Unequivocally based and horsepilled
Hunter Richardson
My mans out here bout to run the Kentucky Fried Derby
Chase Nelson
Me too, this guy is leaving humanity behind
Parker Edwards
this shit is why I wake up in the morning
Sebastian Nguyen
Eurofag
Christopher Rogers
Gonna make it.
Parker Long
Wtf
Is OP going to become a horse? OP can you still type or are your hooves getting in the way
Jack Williams
*an horse
*an athlete
Austin Ramirez
Based
Horsepilled
Isaac Ortiz
OP in 1 year
Do SS and GOMAD(horse milk)
Xavier Lopez
If this person actually drinks one serving of this, the clenbuterol dose is certainly going to kill him.
Michael Nelson
enchantress mai waifu
John Wright
holy fuck
Benjamin Gonzalez
this is OP in a week
Camden Wilson
GO BEYOND
Oliver Lopez
user, hand me now your natty card
Evan Fisher
Nolan Fisher
OP's gonna win the Pretty Derby and fuck all the horse girls.
Blake Gonzalez
One day you will return as a Centaur Chad, the brave. Wish you luck.
Justin Gray
top zozzle m8
Nicholas Ramirez
Your future qt gf is waiting.
Lucas Brown
>August 5th, 2019 we were all witnesses
Kevin Phillips
put me in screencap
Caleb Johnson
I don't know why you all freaking out he just took a multivitamin
Ethan Gomez
It has roids in it mon frere
Ryder Morris
no
Oliver Perez
Pls go back
Anthony Phillips
Trying to ruin this glorious thread...I wonder who would do such a thing. Pic unrelated
Eli Foster
>yfw OP doesn't speak anymore
>yfw we'll see him in the news in a few hours
Feels bad man
Adam Thompson
>an horse
retard spotted
Cameron Green
The secret to horse gains is drinking lots of water
Caleb Wilson
Is he dead bros?
Jason Phillips
Someone post that comic of the guy slowly turning into a horse.
Matthew Campbell
best shit i've seen all day
James Miller
When you die from transforming into a horse you will be remembered.
Sebastian Rodriguez
you're leaving humanity behind bro. you're about to unlock centaur mode.
Jaxon Thompson
gotta get that protein
Easton Ross
OP please post lifting stats and then compare in a month
Ethan Reed
Based
Adrian Peterson
so are you fucking dead or what
Jace Jones
DAY 2 BOIS LETS GO
FEELING LIKE A FUCKIN STALLION
*cries as chugging*
Nathan Green
The absolute state of this board
Alexander Jones
>reverse google image search that shit
>find out its not fake
what the hell