If you were the guy in this webm, would you be able to escape or fight back?

>fat girl pushing me down in McDonalds
>helpless as she pushes me to the ground, her french fry sweat spraying me with every shove
>I'm diamonds
>Miraculously my cock doesn't break on impact
mfw it will never be me (6'5" emperor of manlets)

I would slam that fucking goblin

>imagine getting ragdolled by a 4'11 slampig

Id probably be so aroused that id pass out from the bloodrush to my cockmeat

Anyone got that MSpaint an user made explaining the physics behind this woman's actions and why she's able to throw this guy around so easily?

imagine that slampig just degrading you in front of all your boys haha and them just spitting on you in the parking lot and calling you a pussy. wouldn't that be the worst haha

Haha, yeah, how humiliating haha

>those gays in the back laughing
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No but Ill tell you like my old football coach told me.
>wherever the head goes the body must follow
And
> DAMMIT user GET LOWER AND HIT HIM

ohh come on he doesnt fight back cuz "womyn rights"

5'7"
180 pounds on average day
Easy

Based Wes Watson. He'd split that fat chick's wig and then bust her cheeks.

>nasty hook
>couldn't knock out a malnourished female crack head

Please tell me more about your tiny testicles and low T

hes clearly trying to be a gentleman just avoiding her at all cast, just look at the way hes holding his elbow towards her while getting up.

his posture shows zero signs of aggression, bitch deserves a slap though for acting like such a fat slob without any manners just pouring her weight all over a guy and just keeps pushing and pushing it.

it's standard equipment

This happened at the Elgin st. McDonalds in Ottawa. I've always maintained that this McDonalds, and not the infamous Rideau st location, is the most wack McDonlads in Ottawa.

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>SSGOMAD

I'm 6' 1'' 250 and while I can only diddly about 400lbs I'm confident I could hold her off

6'1" 224 and I used to be a linebacker on my high school football team and defense on the lacrosse "team" and played football my first year of college, I don't know how it would go but I'm not gonna get pushed down by a slampig without fighting back

Low centre of gravity, wide stance, >150lbs = immovable object
+ she is using her bodyweight witht assistance of gravity to push him , rather than pure strength

This is one of thr few times beating a bitches ass is warranted. I fucking hate loud fat women. Ugly women literally ruin my day when i see them.

>nasty hook
And get countered, a straight right is all you need

i tried

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Underrated post

I work on a hog farm.

Those fat lazy fucks try to knock me over all the time from behind, they get boots to the head. i could take that bitch.

Alpha stacy shit test soi boi greg.
Not fit for wn movement she has no choice to take bbc

Brilliant, great job.

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I'd just ask her to sit on my face. I find diplomacy to be the preferable option to violence.

I know some Jiu-Jitsu, so I would be able to fight back.
The thing the guy is doing wrong is he's trying to get back up. All you have to do is get into X guard, the fat girl won't know what to do and you can push her hips back to trip her. Then you heel hook her and she's on crutches for 6 months.

Alright.

You've been transformed into your freshman highschool self. Do you step in and break it up? Or join in and help Stacy defeat the bully?

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Imagine if his tattoo read:
I (right pec) ‘(stirnum) m(left pec)
DAD (abs)
That would be hilarious

Doesn't look like she needs my help

This shit is the only upside for manlets, it would be harder to throw a manlet around like this, because their center of gravity would be as low as hers, making it more of an even playing field.

women fight so strangely. they never strike each other. it's just these weird open palmed hammer swipes. I could not imagine any of these to hurt, even if i was another 90 lb, 5'1" girl.

She got a couple of good shots in, especially that last one - but yeah it's usually some wild flailing/slapping

I laff every time I watch this

Yeah, I suppose. But they way they kept swinging while getting "hit" it looks like the fight would only end when they got tired and stopped. No damage could be done other than some pulled hair and coincidental scratches from nails during the swiping.

If a girl knew how to simply throw a punch she could win against 99% of the female population. Why don't they ever try it?

I'd grab me a handful of titty. That always works.

Heh, this is why manlets have the superior genes. That low center of gravity gave her the leverage to overpower the guy despite being fat and a women. Imagine the strength and power that a manlet could have if he reached dwarf mode. He would be unbeatable. Is it any surprise that the greatest heavyweight of all time was a manlet named Mike Tyson? Think of all the tall virgins he blasted out of the ring thanks to his ability to get so low that no punches could hit him. Truly being a manlet is much better than being a tall lanklet.

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They were being 'gentlemen', and that's not part of our society anymore.

Knock em out.

Kek, never noticed that before

Cause the point isn't to cause enough damage that you actually hurt someone dum dum, it's just to cause enough that they won't start shit with you. If you actually give a girl a black eye, then you're that "crazy pyscho bitch" that everyone shuns or is scared of.
Same reason that when dudes fight each other a couple of bruises is fine, but if you break a dudes arm everyone starts getting twitchy and nervous around you. They don't SAY anything to you, but they'll change how they act real fast, even if you've been kind and friendly before and after you broke his arm.

I love this webm lmao

Damn, I guess I'm a bad person. If someone tried to fight me I would take that arm home with me.

woah there JB

They were actually fighting over Jamal. Black bitch called white bitch a hoe and that's why she did that time out motion.
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I'm not saying it makes you a bad person to break a dudes arm in fight, a fights a fight, it's just people act a bit more scared of you if you do break an arm. And girls are more sensitive to social stigmas than guys so they tend to avoid anything that would kill their social standing

I love how the guy looks like your typical gym body.

Can't fight for shit after lifting weights.

All non autistic people know to match violence with just slightly more violence. If a dude pushes you, you don't punch him hard enough to break his orbital bone, you push him harder to show you aren't going to be fucked with, and don't escalate further until he does.

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Legit that guy will never heal from this.

Perfect example of body follows head lmfao

Th two most important factors in a fight are your height and your weight.

5'6" is doable but you need to weigh more. I'm 5'7.5" and 180lbs but not fat. It's done wonders for my grappling and striking power when I'm heavier.

I'm just going to be honest here: If a woman ever tried to fight me she would be put down if I ever wanted to fight her back. That hypothetical woman should be happy that neither would ever happen.

Kill ornstein first.

>. I'm 5'7.5" and 180lbs but not fat
>but not fat
doubt

>tfw stacy will never beat the shit out of you

It was over after he got himself thrown down. Its way harder to push up then it is to push down. What I don't get is how it happened. He could've caved in her face if he wanted or knocked her drunk fat ass down. Most likely scenario I guess is he was trying to be gentle but got surprised at her strength, still pretty embarassing.

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freshman me in highschool could bench 180 so I sit both their asses down.

Damn this video made me feel good.

Stacy was calm, even had time to slap her phone out of the way. High functioning quick thinking vs surprised unfit sheboon.

Would fuck that bitch until she couldn't breathe holy fuck this webm never fails to get my hard
>short
>giant tits
>wannabe slut tier makeup
>thick powerful legs
>dog shit attitude
Just absolutely fucking begging to be drunkenly hatefucked into submission

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Mmmm

>missing shoe

nice high test post

just post the sauce, man

pull guard

Most likely so, although I have pretty high centre of mass which would create a disadvantage for me. As she is a fatty.she likely has stronger legs than me. Weight-wise I still have at least 20 pounds over her.

He looks untrained
I have no idea why the guy did not try leg-scissor throw while on the ground. She'd lose balance fairly easy.

don't underestimate short fat women. they are scary. they probably weigh 50lbs more than you and have crazy strong joints from years of carrying it around. i've been skinny all my life and would get crushed even though i'm tall and muscular now. fat people just need a little booze in them and they fuck shit up.

>freshman me in highschool could bench 180
pls be kg

escape, maybe.

The key is to activate your flight survival instinct and gtfo of there. There are some survival benefits of being a fast slippery mofo.

Dude I was so weak then. I'll probably make it worse.

This is way more brutal.

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wtf

cute belly :3

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This niggga looks like he posts a lot on reddit

Just go into rat defense after the first throw and cunt stomp her into a triangle.

When I saw this webm the first time it awakened something degenerate in me. I just want to say I wish I was that guy.

Id probably creep them both out resulting in them calling the cops on me. God I was so fucked as a freshman

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I'm 215lbs so I'll be fine.

this man is retarded he could have just pulled her legs while he was on ground and she would fall like a tree

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Fate of the zoomer

A perfect display of how a fit person can out fight somebody double their weight who is unfit and untrained.

The baboon probably though the little white girl wouldn't dare touch her because of her size. She has relied on her size to intimidate and prevent people from taking her on her whole life.

No you wouldn't. You'd piss your knickers then run away at the first opportunity

Bullshit. If you get pushed you punch. Most fights dont involve many chances to get a good punch in. If you let him punch first you are giving him the upper hand.

Damn that bitch got dropped but id probably die if that was me as a freshmen didnt start lifting till now

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