Oh hi neighbor, come sit with us. we're bored!

>Oh hi neighbor, come sit with us. we're bored!
what's the most correct move here?

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>uhhh ummm uhhh
*piss stain appears and gradually increases in size before their eyes*

>pick up the girl closest to me, cradling her in my arms.
>carry her inside to a bedroom.
>muffled noises.

You walk up to them slowly and start staring at them, smiling lightly.
Once you're done, you start laughing audibly and say "whats up girls".

Say alright, sit down with them, talk and entertain them, befriend the white shirt and red shirt because the other two are ugly and whores.

You girls like cocaine?

I feel sorry for you if your visual pleasure response is so desensitized that you think they are ugly. Those girls are 10/10, you would have to be very successful and rich to have a chance with tem

Unironically
2,3,1,4

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>10/10
HAHAHAHAH, the girl in white shirt looks like a goblin

ask them the golden question:

youtube.com/watch?v=jUddpHOovvU&frags=pl,wn

you girls like huffing gasoline? there's a van parked in a walmart parking lot that doesn't have a lock on the fuel lid. huh? what smell? oh, yeah, that's me, sorry. haven't taken a shower in 3 weeks. there's some weird fungal growth that started on my taint because of it. no yeah that's life

fuck, rape, kill, lol

>Sure thing, let me just get more comfortable.
*Takes off pants exposing my little penis*
>Ahhhh, much better :D

They're teasing. I've been successful in asking females three times. None of them were like that either. Not gonna waste my time. Probably walk on. The one in green is prob the least popular of them, might have a chance.

Based. This is how i was gonna rank em too. 2 and 3 are very close tho, almost tied.

Unironically
1,4,3,2

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the fuck is this pathetic shit?

>2 last
unironically VERY wrong

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I want to tickle that first girls belly

The two niggers look disgusting. Only the blond Scandi loli is qt.

they are all models and all above 6'0", manlets.
They'd have to kneel to even see you down there.

unironically 4,2,1,3

I love small tits as much as anyone, but is there even one boob between the four of them?

Sorry I'm busy, homework and such

>would you girls excuse me, I have some business to attend to.
>jump off balcony

they genuinely look nice i don't know tell them about any random thing thats on your mind girls are easy to talk to since amongst themselves they're overwhelmingly content with bullshit and nonsense

>Sure, you girls smoke weed?

KEKsicles2

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I guess I'd take a seat and awkwardly stumble through conversation while contributing very little.
The girl in the white shirt is the most attractive one there.

Quands of truth

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none of them really stand out as being that attractive, good thing they are in a cage ready for meat processing

This one speaks only the truth.

Actually I need your opinions on something... one second... okay take a look at this :))

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Based and dickpilled

Imagine being so lonely and sad that you pretend to believe this to fit in with Jow Forumstards

three > one > four > two

There isn't a single nonwhite in the picture, you fucking idiot.

4>1>2>3
Only right order

No, the one in the black appears to be Hispanic or Native American

*stare at phone and keep walking*

>Sure, can I bring my puppy?

>We LOVE puppies! Can we pet it!!??
how to proceed from here?

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>Sure you can pet him.
>Do you girls know how to play twister?
>It's fun!!

fpbp orejanoil

the lol is the most important part

>2 last
yiiiikes...

That bitch annoys the fuck out of me. I'm tired of seeing her dumb face and her stupid smile spammed here.

>green shirt
>ugly
i don't even like blondes but you clearly like dick

you are retarded holy shitt

Sorry I killed my puppy. *run away*

What is the context/scenario?

Is it one of those horrifying shared-balcony apartment buildings and they're on the other side of the low dividing rail? I only have ever gone outside on those to smoke or to tend plants if I'm growing any.

I'd probably play along with being involved in their conversation as long as it took me to do the thing I was actually out there to do. If they were interesting, authentically join in. If they're not interesting, say "Well, it was nice meeting you." and go back inside when i was done.

D-do you like proto punk
I HEARD THEM SAY THAT THE MEEK SHALL REIGN ON EARTH
PHANTASMAL MYRIADS OF SANE BUCOLIC BIRTH

Sorry girls I've got to go home and work on (fake job that seems impressive to them) followed by a smirk and kiaba theme in your head but just a creep

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I would come over and light me a cigarette, inhaling and exhaling slow before becoming based AF

"Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically"

4>all the others

They all look too young

Sit down and chat.

>stare at them
>say nothing
>turn exactly 360 degrees
>run away

>Just because I'm forced to live next to you doesn't mean we are friends. Fuck off.

Giving those whores the red flag.

you're bored because you're boring.
then I dab and fuck off.
Next time I see them I ask if they're still bored or just distracted from their vain existence (2 dabs)

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Sit on the floor in fromt of number 2 because she's 100% going to playfully rest her feet on me.

Sure, yeah.
*Sit down*
So what's up, then?

Sorry, I'm busy.
Another time?

Sit with them and stare them in the eyes and only answer short answers to the inevitable row of questions coming your way until you are asked to leave or they leave.

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Irl: i would blush, say that i dont have time, go home and be sexually aroused because they looked and talked to me

Sit with them and roll a huge blunt

The one in black is so cute what the fuck

Hahahahahaha I will always love this site

I was about to play disc golf with the bf. Want to come? You can have the drivers and mids while we throw only the putters to make it fair.

Uhhhhh mmmm ughhhhh ppfff

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Ask them If they would like to spark up a bowl

>fungal growth started
>no yeah that's life
Unironic kek

2 has very cute toes

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Sauce my dear fen

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l-r

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King, original obviously