How do i convince my friends that they're going to be alright whilst they're smoking weed?

How do i convince my friends that they're going to be alright whilst they're smoking weed?
I'm buying a few grams of Sour Diesel and my friends are a bit iffy about trying it apart from one guy.
I don't want just me and this other guy to be high because it'll be very boring (his first time trying weed).
Anyone know any good ways to convince people or any good strains for beginners?

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>How do i convince my friends that they're going to be alright whilst they're smoking weed?
By lying. Weed can (albeit rarely) precipitate psychosis and trigger early onset schizophrenia in those genetically vulnerable. Over the long term it does also lower IQ and working memory, and ambition. Amotivational syndrome as a result of a decrease in dopamine receptors - it's old hat but it quite literally is brain damaging.
>I'm buying a few grams of Sour Diesel and my friends are a bit iffy about trying it apart from one guy.
Don't push drugs on your friends. Weed is *not* harmless as you've convinced yourself.
>I don't want just me and this other guy to be high because it'll be very boring
Weed will get boring anyways. It'll also leave you more anxious and more reserved and less spontaneous less creative and less fun.
>Anyone know any good ways to convince people or any good strains for beginners?
Just lie to them tell them not to worry, just tell them they'll have fun :^)

that looks like donkey shit

good luck with your fried brains, fucking retards

Go away zoomer shoo shoo

Why are you on r9k? Are you a robot? A fat disgusting troll? I genuinely dont understand why you are like this.

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Sour diesel can be a good strain for beginners. Just tell them they only need to try a little bit, and that much won't trigger a bad trip. That should calm their nerves some, and once they try it they should be fine cause weed is fuckin awesome

fuck off you dumb normie, you norm fags have taken over like a virus.

How do you know im a normie? You just come across as such an angry bitter person. What did I do to you? If you dont like weed dont smoke it. You just want everyone as miserable as you, and when they refuse, you fling shit like a chimp. You can do better.

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>You just want everyone as miserable as you

says the pathetic junkie, why don't you get off the drugs and go do something productive with your life dickhead.

Weed and lsd/shrooms are the least normie drugs around. Everyone is on heroin/pills, meth or crack. Fuck off normie polfag.

>weed and shrooms aren't normie drugs
Where the fuck do you live the bible belt?

Its not productive to pick fights with random people and hit the refresh button hoping to get the last word on an online argument. But here you are. I don't even smoke weed. I hope you end up happy user.

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Where is that gif from good man?

nice projection, pathetic.

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consider respecting their decision to not do drugs and fuck off my dude

I live in an area where no one smokes. They only do xanax and heroin. You can't even buy weed, no one sells it. I have to travel to the city to get it.

weeds a nigger drug anyways youre not missing out

>How do i convince my friends that they're going to be alright whilst they're smoking weed?
Just tell them to take it very slow at first, take a hit then sit on it for a few minutes before going again.
>I'm buying a few grams of Sour Diesel and my friends are a bit iffy about trying it apart from one guy.
If they're really nervous, odds are it won't be a good experience. Just tell them that weed is pretty tame and that they should take it slow for the first time.
> I don't want just me and this other guy to be high because it'll be very boring (his first time trying weed).
Do you want your friends to be traumatized? They are your friends after all, right? Why are you putting your own selfish needs first? Just focus on making sure their first experience isn't traumatic you asshole.

Fucking this. I had a very bad moment when smoking weed: got very anxious, overrunned with fear, eyes were twitching a lot, if I closed my eyes I saw lines and colours, I felt I had a metal rod inside my head that went thru my nose to my mouth, mouth felt like sand, and felt a lot of "zumbing" in my whole body. Next day I felt tired as shit, my lower back hurt, my head hurted, and my eating necessities got all out of wack (didn't feel hungry and pushing food down my throat felt like vomiting). Fuck that shit.

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>If they're really nervous, odds are it won't be a good experience

Yeah, don't bother convincing people, OP. They'll just whine about "feeling weird" and be little hypochondriac bitches.

Is this how normalfag this board has got?
Fucking disgusting. This is the worst thread I have ever seen.