you walk into bar and this guy pokes your gfs ass with his CHEEKBONES©. how are your muscles gonna help in this situation
You walk into bar and this guy pokes your gfs ass with his CHEEKBONES©...
Daniel Bailey
Christopher Wood
What gf?
Jacob Edwards
literally can't happen. he dead
William Gonzalez
literally shake and be in awe at his autistic beautiful face
Blake Cox
Take of my shirt and make him caress my abs with his cheeks
Colton Morris
based sepuku chad
Jace Lopez
wouldn't happen. my gf is too ugly for him to be interested
John Campbell
Tell him it's gotta be a three way or no deal. Then I fuck him in front of my gf. Not because I'm gay for him but to assert dominance and let my gf know I'm the alpha in this situation.
Blake Gonzalez
Punch him in his other eye
Lincoln Smith
shut up cringelord
Jacob Baker
You're lucky I don't know where you live or else I'd have to fuck you too.
Nicholas Butler
i honestly think i'd be okay with david bowie cucking me
Ethan Butler
kek
Ayden Reyes
>Not because I'm gay
get out.
Anthony Barnes
how can one being be so perfectly ugly and so handsome at same time. literal yin and yang or whatever
David Taylor
>go to slap david bowie's shit
>his A.T. field activates
>your hand rebounds and your forearm snaps off at the elbow
Bentley Gutierrez
Hopefully my muscles will make him notice me too desu
Jayden Wright
steal his bones
Asher Turner
We do some fat rails together
Jeremiah Diaz
how
Jason Jones
give up and let him take my girl because im too ugly
Blake Fisher
you should hook up with this guy's girlfriend
Easton Torres
Post more Bowie.
Austin Flores
>A zombie pokes gf butt with cheekbones
I guess I say, "Zombies don't attack people in our demographic." and it fades from existence.
Levi Stewart
Punch him in the right eye so that it will permanently dilated as well.
R.I.P Bowie.
F
Justin Myers
You think death can stop him?
Colton Wright
I'm sorry, mate, you can't. Musk launched it into space in that Tesla. That's who was in the spacesuit.