>brother >26 next month >has been obsessive about things since he was a kid >first it was fishing >he would literally only talk about fish >this lasted until he was 15 >cut to 2007 >he discovered runescape after seeing me playing it >pushes me off my computer and starts playing >refuses to get off for weeks >tell my parents, they ask me to be polite and share >eventually he gets his own >no lifes runescape for years >stays up all night, sleeps all day >fails all his classes >parents take away his computer
>he spergs out in the living room >hyperventilating >"R-R-RUNESCAPPPE"
>during this time, he discovers weed >where the void once was, he fills it >weed 24/7 >he becomes increasingly retarded about this over the next four years >thinks hes gonna be a big shot weed farmer >living with my mom and i >goes to my dad's to grow his plants >he goes over the legal limit because he's fucking retarded >beats my mother >beats me with a belt, destroys my computer for not letting him play runescape on it >gets kicked out >attacks my father with a pipe a year later, gets arrested >years pass, schizophrenia takes hold >so many sperg stories
i figure ill just cut to the very most recent time
>he gets out of prison after his third 5150 hold >he had been placed in solitary for a week >with nothing but a fucking bible >as you can imagine, he obsessed >i advised heavily to my parents NOT to give a schizo the concept of the afterlife >boomers that they are, disagreed and said i was wrong >he gets out, tries to convert his crackhead girlfriend to christianity >she refuses >he starts chanting "hail mary" at her >she freaks out and leaves >its at this point that hes fully convinced that shes a demon >his friend comes over to cheer him up >my brother sits there >tells the friend that shes a demon >and that he's "the demon slayer, like from runescape" >he then asks him "are you a demon?" >the friend freaks out and leaves
TL;DR, my brother thinks his life is a runescape quest
Thanks for sharing, OP. I have no related material but want to let you know I appreciate your OC.
Carter Diaz
your brother isn't retarded. He's RARTED.
Charles Morgan
My brother and sister are drug addicts. My mother is too but now she only does weed. 24/7 though.
Caleb Powell
more stories please any are fine
Kayden Lee
Oh fuck. You asked for it
>2016/2017 >this was inbetween the 5150 and his assault on me >he had me some le 56% mulatto girl >apparently they dropped acid at coachella together >she was married >that didn't stop them from fucking >her husband was a full on bugman >funko collecting >im not joking
>she kicked the husband out in favor of him >he's a natural born slob >refused to clean up after himself >no joke, he refused to flush the toilet >it "made his hands feel dirty" when he pressed the flusher >they started growing weed in her backyard >had some mushrooms in their closet too >retard brother goes over the legal limit as usual >56% gets pissed, tells him to cut the stalk >"no bitch fuck you!" >she calls my mom and asks her to talk him into it >my mom tries, he says he's "trying to impress team charlie
intermission
team charlie are one of the more important growers in california, he met them at a weedcon and they talked to him for a bit. he took this as a divine message from them to grow as much weed as he could to become one of them
he also had a stack of coupons they gave him which were dollar bills with charlie sheen's face on them, he regarded these as "actual money to spend with them" and flipped his shit when we tossed some out
back to the story
>56% has had enough >tells him to get the fuck out >"NO!" >she calls the cops, hes hiding under the blankets >they show up >chop all of his plants at the stalk >he goes full retard >tries to get her arrested for the mushroom in the closet, rats her out >cops realize this is more of a domestic abuse call than a drug bust >let them go >hes forced to vacate the premises
I believe you because you literally can't make this shit up, but instead of being a racist asshole maybe you could get your brother help for his autism and drug addiction.
Noah Reed
Don't listen to this literal gay nigger, these are gold keep going
Elijah Robinson
this story takes place shortly before the 56% one, back when he was still growing at my dad's
>he gets in the car to go to my dad's >my old man is pissed about how fucked his yard is >he agreed to let him grow so long as he respected the yard
you might be wondering, "user, what do you mean hes not respecting the yard?"
>this stupid fuck has no concept of money >he worked a job at a pet store for a week when he was 23 >thats it >hes never held actual money that hasn't been spent on weed >or runescape membership >now remember >he's retarded >so pay attention to this very carefully
>my old man is mad at him because he's using ridiculous >copious >ungodly amounts of water >the water bill one month was like $150, the avg being $70 >my brother spergs out in the car, throws a stack of the sheenbux at him >"YOU WANT SOME MONEY?? HUH??" >my dad is covered in sheenbux driving at 40 mph >kicks him out of the car at a nearby sprouts
>my mom and i confront him that night >that stack of sheenbux he threw at my old man were a fraction of his hoard >"son, you need to work off the money you spent on dad's water bill" >he insists that he payed my dad >he actually insisted that the sheenbux were viable currency >to demonstrate a point, i hold one up to his nose >"what does this smell like" >"huhuhuh thats a dumb question" >"they smell like yugioh cards, they're not real money dude." >"YOU JUST DON'T KNOW THEIR ACTUAL CASH VALUE OMG"
I will go and find them asap to verify their existence
you have /absolutely/ no idea what you're talking about fella, don't act like you do
Jaxon Brown
and now for something special, a break from the chaos if you will
this was the time he used our entire kitchen as a drying rack for three months
>he gets a fat harvest one year >the only one he ever had >because every other time he had fucked up in some way and had everything taken >this particular harvest was the culmination of a "jazz queen" strain >literally the biggest fucking weed plant ive ever seen >it was like a christmas tree of bad decisions >we were able to see exactly where all that water he used went >he harvested it over the course of two weeks >laundry baskets full of the shit >it all ended up in our kitchen >on every possible surface, hung across the room on lines >it even overflowed to the fucking dining room table >i was unable to cook, which was something i actually loved doing >to even make a bowl of cereal id need to bring all the ingredients to my room >it was the worst period of my life >my brother was in hog heaven >the house reeked of weed from a mile away >we were in a good middle class neighborhood >it astounds me in hindsight that we didn't get raided >he dries all of it out >my mom buys him 40 ball jars to store the weed in >he fills all of them on the second day >literally more weed than any one man can use
now, logically speaking, this should have been a happy ending. my retard rainman brother should have been able to sell the weed through a dispensary, as was planned, and been successful enough to MAYBE attract team charlie's attention
but bear in mind
this is the fucking demon slayer and he doesnt think rationally
>he hoards it >smokes all of it over the next year >throws huge parties in our kitchen >invites the psychotic mexican with tourettes >into my fucking kitchen >they're smoking 24/7, watching videos about growing >i wake up in the mornings to people ive never met passed out on my couch >they'd eat all my food >it was pandemonium
He was so frivolous that he wasted nearly 2000 dollars of product
One final story before I go to bed and pretend my life isn't a circus.
>during that harvest >the jazz queen was so fucking tall it could be seen from over the fence in our driveway >he gets super paranoid >thinks people are gonna jump the fence >and take the loot
>buys a hammock with my mom's money >sits out back for weeks on end guarding the jazz queen >it neared completion
>it was summer at this point >gnats and mosquitoes were absolutely everywhere >and he was a germiphobe (recall the toilet) >on his endless vigil protecting his plants >he got bit by so many mosquitoes that it made him weak >he passed out on the hammock >didnt answer his phone all day >my mom gets worried, drives over >parks up the driveway and opens the gate, car lights shining on the jazz queen >my brother perks up >starts mouthing something, no voice >whatthefuck.jpg >"what are you trying to say?" >hes waving his hands wildly >"TRNHOFFTHLGHTS" >hes saying this through clenched teeth >his fucking vein is popping out of his head
>he stops trying to play charades eventually, walks up to us >"TURN OFF THE FUCKING LIGHTS! YOURE GONNA KILL MY FUCKING PLANT!" >screams >hops up and down >like a goddamn cartoon >"ITS FUCKING PHOTOSENSITIVE GODDAMN IT!!!!"
>he got in the car, covered in welts >punched the dashboard of my moms car >"YOU JUST RUINED EVERYTHING! SOMEBODY SAW IT FOR SURE! ITS PHOTOSENSITIVE GOD DAMMN ITTT"
thanks for attending guys, ill post some more some other time.
>dads side of the family who are mostly successful or what you could call middle class >have a bunch of uncles and aunties, 30 cousins or some shit, and fucktons of extended family, 2nd cousins etc, through my dads family, and almost all of them are nice people and relatively 'successful' >they've basically avoided all contact with us my entire life because of my dad being an outcast of his family or some shit so I know literally no one on my dads side >know my mums side but don't really to speak to them either, theyre all pretty much poor
>my sister >complete thot >soulless thieving sociopath >steals any cash or valuables left lying around >only interested in communicating if it's asking to 'borrow' money, and that usually involves a bunch of begging and sob stories followed by (if you refused) claims she's fed up with the world or maybe some verbal abuse (if you 'lend' her the money you never get it back) >usually has a cokehead chad boyfriend and they never see her true colours because her persona changes like a fucking chameleon. Either they don't see she's just a coldass gold digging sociopath or they just want her as a status symbol/ for sex
>brother >decent guy but also dumb as a brick >weed/ coke addict >scumbag 'friends' use him but he'll never see it >explosive rage fits are common where he'll smash furniture, put holes in walls and doors, wrecked our kitchen once >usually high on something when he does this shit, gonna run out and attack someone or something and my screaming mothers locked him in or whatever
>mother >bipolar >abusive >mostly verbal but she did hit us a bunch when we were kids >always tells my brother hes on the streets after one of his fits where he wrecks the house, but she never does it so we're just stuck with another ticking timebomb until his next explosive rage
>dad >abusive cunt when we were growing up, mostly violence or the threat of it >now rotting in a care home with advanced dementia
