/r9gay/ - #681

No but you can use my throat as a fucktoy

No fucking clue. This happens to me. But when I'm not interested in someone I just never respond to begin with and don't lead them on.

i just spent 90 minutes drawing two boys hugging each other. i should be sleeping but im glad i did this. goodnight r9gay

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Reminder you have shit taste and should kill yourself

go back to jerking off to underage crossdressers prison gay

That's pretty cute
Didn't comment on the new pages because I didn't see much to comment on

I can only assume he's shy and didn't decide yet

Fuck allergies so much I want to breathe again

But you're not in Finland

Me want big boy bf. In fact, I DESERVE a big boy bf.

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i can be user, if you're so willing to prove how much of a tough guy you are...

Talking to cute guy online, knowing he's out of my league, pretending I don't want to squeeze and kiss his cute little faggot face. I think I will have to kill myself in my own brain.

>one shot at life
>not born a qt catboy
the universe hates me

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Just slap on some cat ears from amazon and you are good to go

Wow what a dead thread
>tfw no bf to enjoy spring with

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what makes you think hes out of your league user? are you a pathetic neet or something?

I am currently cleaning stuff...

i am always bullied by being ignored in these threads

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(You) but in an original fashion

@51884621
not giving a (You) out of spite because you're annoying
also hytale is shit

I want a bf. I want a bf now.
Not a shit tier one. A good one.
I have done everything right. I deserve a bf. Now.

>I want a bf. I want a bf now.
>Not a shit tier one. A good one.
>I have done everything right. I deserve a bf. Now.
What good stuff have you done?

you're a literal incel lol
you deserve nothing friend

Nobody has done everything right, but you don't need to
Slow your roll, user, tell me about yourself

I'm a volcel. I wouldn't go near the faggy degenerates that make up 100% of the irl dating pool.
I mean, that's a complex question for anyone to answer without specifics you'd want to know. I guess if I start with bong medical student...

>tfw no brexit bf to write obituary for

you don't understand
i want a sensitive tail and ears with a barbed penis
wait am i a furry

My butt is fucking sore from exercising, but at least it'll look nice in a month or two.

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Good boy, will you let gentlemen plow it
;3

you can write my obituary user, as long as you kill me first

I'm talking with some nice cute tall guy right now and I like him and I will go out with him soon but yes I'd let my bf do anything he wants, I just hope my big peen won't scare him or others in the future...

>as long as you kill me first

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Lucky him!
>tfw will never have a bf because I am not short or tall

late meow bf post

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whats wrong with that senpai
oreg

Haha....of course not... why would a disgusting, ugly neet post on here... heh...

CATBOI ETHNOSTATE

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Based and entitlementpilled

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japanese senpai is effay

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All the people from here I talk to when I add them trying to get a bf start friendly and interested, and after two days at most start being very distant, uninterested, and end up not even answering or straight up ghosting me? Why? Could it be that I am unlikeable?

Done with cleaning, time for baking.

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someone pls play hytale with him

Fags are as flippant and fickle as girls. Most ghost me in a week cuz the cum in their brain makes them incapable of having the decency to tell me they're done talking. But hey I'm not bitter or anything.

>tfw no non normalfag bf to play Smash (ethernet) with

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I'm giving up. They're always "let's take it easy etc, give it time", but they also get very uninterested so quick, like two days at most. At first they answer immediatly etc, then it's only a few words, then they don't answer at all.

dude lets be honest, its probably because you're painful to talk to

I don't care about height personally, honestly the fact he's 20cm taller than me is probably more of a bad thing since I can't kiss him without asking him to lift me or something... But it's okay I like him for his personality.

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I doubt doubt but it's okay, everyone has their likes. I hope you two have it wonderful!

So I can just go fuck myself then? At least fucking tell me. I'm doing all the work, messaging, trying ti keep things interesting by talking about interesting subjects, and i only get "yeah" until I get nothing at all.

If youre not a "cute boy" then they wont care, its mostly prison faggots posting in places like here. Besides why do you think that its a good idea to look for a bf online, at least go to /soc/ its much better unironically.

Not that user but get bent, nigger. See me in fucking king of fighters 98 and see if I don't smoke your sassy ass.

tfw no cozy belly bf to tease
Let me see your fucking tummy, retard!

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I'm not even joking, I'm months away from initiating my cannibal cult and a fascistic overthrow of the UK to ethnically cleanse it and reform the race to something truly great, before "accidentally" nuking Israel.
Do you want that? No? Then good quality bf now.

Probably, it's pretty sad through. Half are looking for cute boys (basically traps) and the other half is looking for complete doms or whatever.
I don't know, on soc it seems everyone's a complete whore, the gay kik threads are only for sex (and none are from my country anyway) and in the regular discord threads I only get added by people who just want to be friend and talk (which is fine by me).

>tfw no shameless, refugee loving, mentally disturbed, whorish 80 iq STD suffering Swedish bottom femboi bf

"I will now read my list of demands, which are to be met if the safety of Israel is to be assured. Demand 1: Boyfriend. That is all. You have 24 hours."

There are ideal bf/gf threads maybe try there, just dont talk to literal 18 y old zoomers which usually are also underage and just lying. Also since its mostly failed normies in there they can get relationships irl so they wont look for these online, and as much as /soc/ is cancer its still easier to find a autist bf there than here. r9gay is infested with larping normies with high standards so its just a waste of time here.

>he regularly posts and makes threads about being gay on a board where gay is not the niche
>he doesn't take his faggot thread to lgbt
sausage

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>Half are looking for cute boys (basically traps) and the other half is looking for complete doms or whatever.

I'm looking for an average non-effeminate guy, being an average guy myself. I could add you on Discord if you wish provided that you're European.

HAHAHA, if thats all you're getting them maybe you're just completely stubborn or cant take a hint

I don't know, maybe i'll try that. But I'm not good enough at drawing to use the ideal bf thread anyway. And the immense majority are american, australians, brits or scandinavians, very few are close to where i am.

im white so why call me a nigger, kinda falls flat dontcha think?

Where can just a normal everyday piece of shit homo find another fellow retard to hug, kiss, talk to, cook for, ect. I don't do weird stuff, I'm not a faggy femboy. Me just want bf.

I think i'm gonna suck my first dick soon
Is it safe to do it without a condom? Is swallowing safe?

>But I'm not good enough at drawing to use the ideal bf thread anyway.
Just put text in there, and there are also text based threads like that i think.
>And the immense majority are american, australians, brits or scandinavians, very few are close to where i am.
Still better chance than here, i live in a rural shithole in homophobic country and im a fat neet so im not even trying anymore.

I'm from western Europe, I'm average too and I'm just looking for someone who isn't faggy.
Take a hint of what? That they're uninterested in me and don't want to talk?

>faggy
I'm not by any means faggy. Eastern European here.

On earth, just socialize and get lucky. Try /soc/, dating sites or irl.

You'll be fallin' kinda flat on the ground when I get my hands on you, pal. Ain't no doubt in my mind, partner. Send me that steam ID.

>fat neet
Oh word?

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Are you an EU citizen?

id gouge your eyes out before you put your hands on me buddy, yes im an edgy boi
also
>Send me that steam ID
big red flag

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I am, and have the ability to travel wherever with ease in the long run.

>Oh word?
What?

I like otters, but baras have poor physical stamina so they can't do stuff with me.

I'm not trying to fuck you, goober. I'm trying to take it that ass in either skullgirls or KoF. I'll pound you down in one match and we can part ways like it never happened.

Sorry, I have a thing for big guys. Got excited.

but why would i waste my time on you? im not gonna play shitty steam games against someone with down syndrome

Big guys with big benis, mine is small

Hm okay I'd be interested then!

Great. Do you have a Discord or throwaway through which I may contact you?

Alright, fag. I refer to our first discourse, then: get bent. Be mean online, get called out in the fucking arena. Pussy out, then get bent, twisted, and maybe sit & spin, homeboy.

I don't really like big shmeat, honestly. Are you hairy?

Right, [email protected]

>Are you hairy?
Not much, mostly legs and belly

Nice, the best parts. what's the belly situation like?

Is self-deprecating post recogniser from southeast europe on here today?
Mutt medi/pol/ student britbong wants to know what he looks like and does with his life, because losing the highly imperfect guys I really liked (but assumed I could do better) is the reason I'm so lonely.

>what's the belly situation like
What do you mean? Its just fat.

Feeling a bit /devilish/ right now guys, im gonna do it!

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Maybe I'm getting a bit too invasive, my bad. I haven't jacked off yet today so I'm a little pent up.