Admit it, your life would be much better if you were shrunk and sold to a cute girl

Admit it, your life would be much better if you were shrunk and sold to a cute girl.

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I really don't see how

>have a giant cute girl to love and care for you
>most responsibilities in life would disappear
>all you have to worry about is making her happy
>her breasts and ass would be the size of houses to you

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>can't play vidya
>can't have sex
>can't do anything fun
>just have to sit there and watch her fuck Tyrone
Yeah, sounds great

>can't play vidya
True, but you can cuddle up against her and watch anime and movies
>can't have sex
You have a severe lack of imagination if you think it's impossible to have sex with her

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remember kids this is what anime does to you after several years of watching it

Another reason to love anime

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and best of all?
when she inevitably gets bored of you she can sell you to china to be a literal slave doing tiny details on chinkphones or something for the rest of your life

It shouldn't be too hard to escape and find yourself a cute Chinese girl to take ownership of you.

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This is a good sized bf

>giant cute girl
>big boobs
Even tiny guys only want stacey

That's not true, a flat gf is cute even when she's a dozen times your height. A big butt is essential though.

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Not really. It's just a fetish. Wouldn't matter if this guy watched anime or not. I never really understood posts like yours, you just sound like whining normalfags. I fucking despise bronies but I don't go into pony inflation threads and say:
>"remember kids, this is what happens when you watch western cartoons."
Because it's fucking stupid, they're into inflation shit because they're fucking weird to begin with, not because they took part in this one form of entertaiment.

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But we can't. If there was an option to shrink and live cheaply I would do it. Just give me a mini sword for protection

>shrinking will never be real
>cute user will never agree to be made doll sized and live with me in my tiny apartment
sad

It would only be tiny for you

There's a part of me that knows that agreeing to live with a robot at the size of a doll is likely going to turn out badly, but I'd probably do it anyways desu.

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I wouldn't mind, just keeping someone company. Staying up late, eating junk food, riding on a shoulder or in a pocket. Exchange stories. Sounds comfy

What if you're a really boring person who doesn't have any decent stories to tell?

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how 2 hav sax onii-chan

Spelunking, you go crawling up the girl's vagina and you squirm vigorously for her. Feel free to hump her vaginal walls.

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Me neither. But even the normal and non life changing things are precious. I'd love to be really close someone and just be able to talk about anything, no pressure to sound exciting or dramatic. Just having a really close bond like that is the best.

For research

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Just imagine getting shrunken, packaged, and sent to the home of some scraggly haired NEET Tomoko-esque lonely girl.

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