this is the Fittest Man on Earth
he's 5'6
we, the manlets, are in fact superior
This is the Fittest Man on Earth
Ryan King
Ethan Diaz
maybe. you just aren't attractive to women
Xavier Hernandez
As a 5'9let I can stand on something if I need to, but a big person can never fit into small places like I can. I can't imagine how useless it must feel to be tall.
Dylan Green
>most fit
>to wear a kids XL
Christopher Wright
>"fittest"
> not the strongest nor the fastest
What the fuck does being the " fittest " even mean and why should we care
Adrian Diaz
What I would like to know is, why are there so many manlets on Jow Forums?
Jayden Ortiz
Crossfit is a garbage dump for people who want to call themselves athletes but are actually unable to compete in an actual sport, so instead they roid up and flail about like a bunch of halfwits on adderal.
Yeah no.
Ryder Cruz
>fittest man
You mean proven least prone to rotator cuff injury for dumb mechanically unsafe movements
William Gomez
there were like 2 injuries in the entirety of this year's Crossift Games
that's 360 athletes putting in 2000 work hours
Crossfitters are fitter and healthier than you
Ryder Perez
Matt Fraiser. He is the king of crossshit.
Jacob White
5’10-5’11 is enough. I mean, tall people on lamborghinis look really goofy.
Parker Miller
Optimal height for athleticism comes out to be about 5'9
Optimal height for attractiveness is 6'2.
Overall optimal height is 6 foot exactly, but Jow Forums would never admit to it in a million years.
Easton Moore
>fittest man
By who’s standards exactly?
Asher Anderson
why are the shorts so god damn long? They look like three quarter pants from the 90s
Camden Harris
>his socks
oh no no no
Jayden Anderson
Do people on this board hate crossfit for any reason, if so... have you tried it before saying you hate it? I've never tried it but something tells me that the strong hatred for crossfit on this board stems from everyone here being antisocial. Since it's a social event... hating crossfit could be a cope.
Jeremiah Allen
>crossfit
lmao
Nathan Diaz
6" inseam
Jonathan Harris
It all depends on where you train. The cross fit gyms are franchised, a bad coach = bad, injury prone gym a good coach = effective but expensive training
Ryder Smith
>what are boardshorts
Midwestfag spotted
Easton Davis
>What the fuck does being the " fittest " even mean and why should we care
It means dave castro wants your shekels.
Nolan Wood
compensating.
Julian Gray
He's nappy, but is he natty?
Hunter Gray
Absolutely BTFO
Jonathan Phillips
It's a shit company, it's shit programming (no one who does well actually does daily WODs), it's shit movements (amrap olympic lifts for time after cardio, wtf), its shit culty people, its a spectrum of coaching ability from shit to less shit
look up castro's 30s DL if you want to understand the entirety of crossfit
John Torres
Manlets rise up
Cope
Nolan Lewis
Liam Kelly
And he was in better shape