>B-BUT I AM STRONGER THAN YOU!
>M-MUH MUSCLES
two shots. all your wasted hours at the gym, gone.
B-BUT I AM STRONGER THAN YOU!
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Brody Thomas
but im not an american?
Jack Wood
no problem a well placed pipebomb can't solve
Asher Roberts
Grayson Hernandez
Who the fuck is working out to defeat bullets? Is this meme some from fat autist?
Ethan Edwards
What if I also have a gun or 20?
Aiden Harris
what the fuck is the point of this gay ass thread, kill yourself OP
Jordan Rogers
First of all:
>”don’t try to improve yourself because you might die one day.”
Cringe and bluepilled. Second of all, there are only about 40,000 gun deaths in the US every year, 2/3 of which are suicides. That means that if all other deaths are murder (they’re not but I’m being generous), then out of 320m people, you have about a 0.00004% chance of dying from being shot any oven year, or about 0.003% chance over your lifetime. Also most people who get killed by guns put themselves in positions where that’s a likely outcome, like being in a gang. You have a far more likely chance of dying from cancer or a car accident or being a fatty.
Tyler Johnson
>fast twitch muscle fibers accelerate to grab his wrist, force flexion while raising his arm and dodging out of the way
>open palm to the throat
>he drops the gun and clutches at his windpipe
>uppercut his nuts
Liam Campbell
>Jumps behind you
>Grabs you by the belt and cuff
>Pulls you down to the ground and starts benching you
yeah yeah thats what i thought *tough guy*=
Jace Smith
Found the fattie.
Joshua Gomez
oh no no no you walked right into this one buddy
see, since ive been going to the gym and ALSO doing my cardio it mean i can simply outrun this stabby cunt
europa wins
america lose
Ryder Jenkins
>tfw not burger, bong nor live around nigs or mudslimes
Charles Watson
Implying strength wont help with weapon stability
Daniel King
You missed 13% of the population committing 50% of the murder. Don't love around said 13% and you're good
Mason Wood
>when you die you lose everything
More at eleven
Daniel Bennett
>explodes in his hand
Jason Butler
>gets shot by the police while fumbling because he dropped the clip and his fingers are covered in nougat
Matthew Hill
Who could love a black person let alone 13% of them?
Angel Evans
Adrian Garcia
You’re right but that wasn’t really my point. My point is that fear mongering over firearms is retarded.
Asher Garcia
>gerber
Lol
Camden Lewis
A person on foot will accelerate quicker than a bicycle.
Sebastian Clark
>WATCH OUT KID IVE GOT A GUN I COULD KILL YOU
*heh* what you have is bullets, you’ll be dead before you could even reload.
Austin Baker
S-sugoi nee... *blushes*
Carson Stewart
see ya later nerd
Xavier Richardson
I wish guns were never invented.
Swords are so fucking aesthetic and much more in line with Jow Forums philosophy.
Jacob Russell
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time to stop posting buddy
Dylan Bell
>He thinks fit guys don't own weapons
Tyler Walker
I would just flex and the bullets would bounce off lol
Thomas Foster
based shoting poster
Blake Scott
Classic Jow Forums martial art, the way of the pipe bomb
Chase Mitchell
okay? are you gonna fucking press E and teleport into the passenger seat for the .2 seconds you're at pace with the car?
Tyler Hughes
No I'm gonna make a hard left and watch you smash into a light post tryna follow me.
Jose Clark
You also forget the fact that 49% of the population (males) commit 70% of the crime. Just don't live around dudes bro
Landon Martinez
How many of these man are part of the 13% group of population?
Blake Ross
Swords still work
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Justin Wood
2 shots fat autist in prison for 25 to life
Rather be dead than a cell block fuck toy
Jonathan Gray
Jokes on you, Americans are evolving an immunity to bullets
Oliver Evans
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Brandon Hughes
Colton Cox
Guns are an equalizing force. They make it so a 100 lbs woman can defend herself against a 250 lbs man.
Robert Johnson
Kayden Jenkins
This. OP's probably an American who has to go to the convenience store and is venting his frustration. There is a big chance he might get shot tonight.
Jayden Hernandez
speak american ya autistic fuck
Tyler Nelson
lol
Jose Nelson
Over 90% of all murders are done by non-whites
Am I reading this correctly?
Caleb Scott
How about poverty?
Connor Murphy
ITT boomers coping their lack of 3pl8 bench
Hudson Gonzalez
>can move faster in the shoot and scoot while wearing plates and combat load because i'm Jow Forums as fuark
only one of us is walking away from this fight and it's not gonna be you, lardass
Brandon Torres
Use gains to smack gun outta his soi hands then grape him
Parker Sanders
ok you shot me and im dead. now you’re in jail and a dude smacks the back of your head and takes your honeybun. what you gonna do without your glock, tough guy?
Nathaniel Green
Yes. What's concerning is you.sound surprised by this fact. If memory serves if you look and blacks and mexicans they alone account for somewhere between 75 and 80% of all rapes in burgerstan (can remember the exact number). Mudslimes make up the majority of the remainder.
Jack Ramirez
It's muders per 100,000, not percent. There are a lot more white people in the US than black people, so the total percentage of murders comitted by white people is inflated because of that. Also This chart also doesn't include asians and hispanics.
William Morales
The chart says nothing about total percentages, retard. And the population isn't just black and white.
Jayden Anderson
asians count as whites and hispanics count as blacks
Andrew Morales
How about having both muscles and a gun?
Carson Brooks
muscular people have a much higher chance of surviving gunshot wounds
Anthony Scott
It's per capita, not percent, retard.
John Perez
how about niggers?
Jose Mitchell
I'm not in the UK.
Checkmate burgers and brits
Blake Russell
I enjoy my hours at the gym. Wasted grocery spending more like.
Levi Baker
Is that knife? Hahahaha.
Logan Nguyen
Yea but if you don't lift you'll never be a sickcunt
Matthew Rodriguez
this is the first time I see jörg on Jow Forums
I wonder why he isnt mentioned more often he would fit in here so well
Nolan Bell
Josiah Foster
>Teleports behind you
Joseph Ward
But I have a knife too and being fit means I can swing it harder and faster than you. Checkmate, Christians.
Benjamin White
I go to the gym and lift you fucking mong. Physical fitness absolutely is critical in a violent conflict. Even when guns
Justin Smith
>so insecure he had to post his gun and his car
why are burger/k/laps so cringe?
Joseph Scott
go back to vaping you fag
Levi Anderson
It's a POS Forester and a basic bitch gun that cost me $450 total because if I ever have to use it it's going in an evidence locker for a year. Just used the pic I had.
Parker Lee
>Implying I wouldn't be wasting those hours playing vidya if I didn't go to the gym
Caleb Fisher
>his muscles are too thin to stop a flimsy knife from reaching anything essential
kek post body i need to see this
Tyler Hernandez
>"OY YE GOT A LOICENSE FAW 'AT?"
Hudson Young
Did you by chance study the blade?
Asher Robinson
Lol 12ga ftw
Jayden Roberts
>Sergo Oliva got shot 5 times in the stomach
>survived
Get fucked gun cunts. Muscles are the strongest thing that exist. You need a nuke at least to defeat muscle.
John Watson
Thinking that the existence of guns makes being healthy, strong, and fit obsolete is retarded.
But thinking that martial arts training makes you a badass in a world where guns dominate is equally retarded. I laugh at MMA people who claim that MMA is the true test of the effectiveness of a martial art when the reality on the street is a surprise attack by multiple attackers with weapons.
Joshua Walker
Joseph Collins
love the shoes
Parker Sullivan
>nuttin personnel, gun
Lucas Watson
>not having your own gun
Asher Davis
get a load of this tough guy
Wyatt Jackson
how come you dont train legs?
Henry Perry
Nice cope for being a dyel faggot
Zachary King
I do. Working to become dummy thicc.