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chip shop chips are always soggy as fuck because they wrap them in paper and all the moisture get everywhere

the literal best chips in the world are as follows:
>rooster potatoes (lowest water content)
>use an apple corer to take out 2-3 'cores' or potato each
>blanch in boiling water for ten minutes (this actually removes more water from the potato)
>let cool
>deep fry at 140 in duck fat for about ten minutes
>rest them and let cool for another ten minutes
>second deep fry at 180 until golden brown

you will fucking cum in your pants when you take a bite

i'm eating while thinking about my scottish friend, imagine eating with him nice

if he could talk to me again i would be thankful to him

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I used to fap to this very frequently, what's more, I used to time it perfectly so that I would finish at exactly 3:02

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Are there any Nazi Apus?

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Modafinil can give you a slight euphoria but it's main utility is for alertness and focus - it's a really subtle effect but great for studying.

>I'm after where the body feels somewhat energetic but calm at the same time?
You should try MDMA if you haven't already.

Talk about Pokemon with me, you fuck

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Have you posted this before? I don't know if it was this song but I remember you posting something similar completely anonymously and I guessed it was you, you posted that sweating pepe in reply asking how I knew

>Modafinil can give you a slight euphoria

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Try watching DeepSlutPuppy 8 or any of the Sissymaker vids by EmperorHypnos
they splice in clips of girl bands into the porn stuff and it turns out really hot

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Explain how this is a fedora post

I'm almost certain I've seen one but I could make one if you want lad

For me it was this song

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I think I might have. Although probably like 2017. Haven't seen this video in a while and I remembered the good old days when it came up

>shippy watching sissy videos
pfft

It is 02:35 in Bangkok. I went to sleep early because my sleeping pattern was already fucked and the flight didn't help. My face still feels fucked from aerosinusitis. It's difficult to get back to sleep because of how hot and humid it is. Luckily I'm not sweating that much but I still feel sticky icky all over. Gonna have a shower at 6am and set out to exchange my currency. The rates at the airport weren't great and by the time I arrived at the guesthouse the currency exchanges in the city were closed. After I exchange my currency I'll set out to the hospital to register and meet my doctor. It won't take long and then I have like 4 more days here and I don't particularly know what to do

>Try watching DeepSlutPuppy 8 or any of the Sissymaker vids by EmperorHypnos

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Don't mind me lads, I'm just here dropping a sick fucking banger from the classic days.

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*snorts crushed up modafinil pills*
>in this moment, I am feeling truly euphoric

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>You should try MDMA if you haven't already.
Any tips on how to procure this? Deep web seems like such a fucking effort, especially if you want to tumble your coins for plausible deniability.

Do I need to have watched DeepSlutPuppy 1-7 to follow it?

'euphoria' is a word associated with the fedora hat

Wonder if SCEA will ever open that fish and chip shop? Tim's Plaice, it'll be called.

the only thing that makes gayuri's cock hard anymore is fedoraposting, please let him have this

just recalled this little ditty
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Generally no, they're quite episodic, but if you want a sense of the continuity and overall progression of the series then it's worth checking them out

r-r-r-r-rent free!

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I have too on a few occasions, and 'womaniser'

Remember when that and this song by Tatu played pretty much nonstop?

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Classic.

Always thought crona or ebin posted fedoras

>be me straight male
>have one pokey bum wank for a laugh
>one turns into a few
>addicted to pokey bum wanks
>start watching tranner porn
>just ordered a dildo
Don't make my mistake and become a massive faggot.

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HNNNNNNNNG

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excuse me, cute girls still make my willy the big willy

I too use to think fucking a tranny made you gay, but I checked with a solicitor and they said it wasn't.
The more you know.

Take lots of pictures of buildings and stuff. Eat lots of nice food
Maybe find me some sweets to bring back:)
Hope you're okay

Title reminds me of:

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Find a drug dealer in real life otherwise it's the only option. I get all my stuff from the deep web and it doesn't take much effort at all.

The main hassle is buying bitcoins and transferring them to your market account, this can take 20 minutes. I've never 'tumbled' my coins though, seems a bit overkill IMO.

Poley was the original fedora poster here, Shippy, Ebin and me also post them

alright there kyle

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Yeah got any high quality Apus?

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If you want a tatu song to fap to

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Nelly furtado rings a bell as another frequent fap too

Crona never posted fedora except when self deprecating with the lads because everyone used to fedora post him

And that solicitor's name? Mayuri.

In my opinion, buying from the deep web is more reliable because you can buy from a trusted vendor that has literally thousands of 5/5 reviews. With your average drug dealer, you are usually getting some shite mixture of drugs that only contains a tiny amount of what you're actually buying.

It's a shame I've already used my Peter hitchins image once in this thread already

>just ordered a dildo
How big? How long before you want 'the real thing'?

Will do when I get exploring. I don't know how much money I'll have left over. I need to keep 1000 baht for the return taxi and food in Austria. I have to buy my family stuff first before anyone

The fedora meme should be banned. Official studies have shown that 1 in every 3 /britfeel/ posters are actually autistic.

The fedora meme only demeans our autistic lids.

Where is poley today? I have something important to discuss

I think I only like this song because I get a big dick over surf rock which is what's backing up the chorus.

>there are lads in this thread who don't keep thousands in foreign currency about thier bodies at all times

playing an interactive movie (not a game honest)

You revoking his honourary white status?

I used to keep $50 and 50 Euros on me

Hope Britney is doing ok these days

It's the Philistines way of arguing.

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I'm not an internation spy

No, I was going to commit and accept the invitation to watch Hamilton

8 inches, doubt I'll take the full thing. I don't like men and would never take a real dick. Got the least penis looking one as possible too. Just like me some pokey bum wanks.

Aw, you're a cutie sometimes Shippy. Poley will be pleased.

I wonder what Sergei skripal is up to these days

Oi, do you guys remember all the shit the teachers taught you in school? Or any of it at all really?
I got Bs and I dont remember shit.

Anyone got that apu were he is in a wheelchair?

had a big takeaway, leaning back in my chair now listening to gary numan and chain smoking

>I don't like men and would never take a real dick
yeah you probably thought you'd never order a dildo either. Fingered by bumhole a few times but never that into it

hope you know he referred to this outing as a potential date on his blog

Only from the classes I actually liked which was very few

not per se, but I could probably relearn it very quickly had I the need

this the one lad?

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>Potential

As in, it might be with a bf, or if not it may just be with a friend

I remember that you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

But apparently no one fucking else does so that was a waste of time.

I got a B in German and I had two connection flights in Germany yesterday. Couldn't remember much but I was still capable of ordering on the plane in German and saying Englisch bitte

I can read your post so guess so

mwaahhhhh the french

Nope, not a single thing. I unironically learned more in a 15 minute algebra video a week ago then I did across several years of Maths classes. That video concisely explained the basic fundamentals of how you can't add shit that doesn't have the exact same letters after the number, something I never once heard from the teacher. Any time I made a mistake, they'd just cross out my work and write the answer like I was supposed to understand how they got from the start to the finish without an explanation.

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You've literally ordered an 8 inch penis to ram up your arse.

Come on mate, you're bisexual at the least.

speaking of, does anyone else remember not being able to read?

I have one clear memory of pretending to read as a joke

if this is SP ordering dildos I'm gonna be fucking livid

I feel sorry for noncehunters in Nigeria. I mean you could find a bloke chatting up 11 year olds and you couldn't do anything about it

this is an informal setting
so
you
dont need to talk with proper grammar
lad

What? Surely they would just string him up then and there.

I remember being in hospital when I was 5 and asking my mummy what the letters were on the eye test thingy. Not because I couldn't see them, I just didn't know them.

I am a pure, gay watch osifer having gentleman

>current year
>hasn't read the complete works of thomas sowell

AOC is 11 there

What lad? You can add to different variables in algebra.
>2x+4y+11z
Do you mean for example that this won't be
>17xyz?
I think Khan Academy is a very good resource for learning maths up to a-level standard.

people even do it in books now, but it was drilled into me so hard I always sound like a twat

yeah thanks mate
he's got to fight the wormy wu somehow

Someone told me the story of the time a friend went to Nigeria. They saw a girl on the street and they gave them some money. Then the girl asked what hotel they were staying at. It took a few hours but then they realised what she was on about. Pretty sad stuff.

Well where's the problem? You could say the same about American noncehunters and here.

No lad I mean like

2ab + 2ac = ?

In school I didn't understand the answer would itself be "2ab + 2ac" because you can't add ab and ac together.

We're talking that level of fundamental algebra and incompetent teachers.

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I wish it would warm up properly lads. Its sunny but at the same time it's cold and windy

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I thought Chris Hansen was the only American noncehunter

It actually makes me angry how terrible my education was. Public schools are dire compared to private schools.

Fuck the Tories.

>Year 1/2
>The question book itself was what you were supposed to write on, there were no textbooks
>Year 3, change classes
>Teacher looks at me like I'm retarded and berates me when I start writing in the question book and not the blank textbook like I was supposed to magically know this
Still remember it, still pisses me off.

Also something that's been grinding my gears lately - hearing kids call Secondary School "High-school."

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Private schools have become dire too. This all stems from the destruction of the grammar school system

Fuck labour for abolishing grammar schools

Pretty much. Tories fucked primary and secondary education and Labour fucked over higher education - the whole "we want half of everyone to get a degree" thing was one of the stupidest fucking decisions ever made by a human being.

Agreed lads. There are some really terrible schools out there. Mine got shut down a couple years after I left year 11. Didn't have teachers for 2 subjects for an entire year. Mental.

I wanted to be a teacher is a proper working class school to help kids out and to push them to achieve their potential. But it wasn't meant to be.