After much pestering, I have accepted an invitation to a social event

After much pestering, I have accepted an invitation to a social event.

How do I make social gains so I'm not a complete autist when I go to the event?
I have 4 days to train.
Seriously help though.

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Need more info about the event. Formal/informal? Day/night? Will there be booze? Work people or friends? All of this matters

Cocaine

when you go shopping give the cashier a compliment
also the next time you have a conversation with someone try to empathize with them and be a good listener

Practice talking to people. Cashier at store, coffee shop girl. Just a comment thats maybe a little funny. You also dont need to be the one with the stories. Just ask questions. Everyone loves talking about themselves.
>Go anywhere for vacation this summer?
>Cool, it must have been so beautiful, did you see MONUMENT OR FAMOUS THING?
>How was the food? I heard FOOD YOU KNOW FROM THAT AREA is amazing.
I'll make it easy. Vacation, their work, their school, their hometown, their hobby. Ask about those and think of follow up questions for the topic. If you are going to contribute, it will be relaying a similar experience based on what they said with maybe a bit of a twist, maybe you heard about someone else's experience in a different part of that country. They will like that you are interested in them and a good listener. Also great when you include what you heard about someone else and let them contribute to the convo.
Alcohol is king, adderall is not as good. Makes me blabber a bit too much and have a dry mouth, also makes me anxious for public speaking.

And its all about confidence and delivery. I told this joke to a partner at a firm dinner youtu.be/DRXjxvTKXDc and he used me as an example for how to network in his speech to the room of students.

Informal, night, no booze, work people.

Informal and no booze? Youre fucked autist. Are you having a potluck? Eat and try to enjoy yourself. Have a couple high balls balls before you go. Just ask questions and relay something similar.

just be yourself amigo.

phenibut, but you probably can't get it delivered that quickly

so these are coworkers of yours who had to pester you to go to a social event and youre asking Jow Forums how to be social? its going to be very bad OP. very very bad. you're going to go, you'll stand there in a corner not talking to anyone and leave and you'll just confirm your autism to them and become even more of a social pariah that im sure you already are at work if they had to "beg" you to go, likely cause they want to see how autistic you act in that setting. i would suggest not going

not trying to be a debbie downer and prevent you from making it but ive been in the same situation