This is my neighbors ass. She invites me over to lick it and her pussy and fuck. She goes to church 2 days a week and teaches bible study and wears a chastity ring. She has had two boyfriends and didnt put out because she is saving for marriage. Casual hookups dont count as long as you dont catch feelings, she says.
And no of course we dont use condoms.
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Where the FUCK can I find a girl like this? I want a fuckbuddy who's trad in the streets but a dirty whore in the sheets...
Teaches bible study, yet doesn't read the book she teaches I see.
Well now..
I thought we all knew that Church girls are almost always huge sluts.
Listen, I don't care what you do, but when you're done with her, can you expose her for the hypocritical whore she is? Especially with her church. Please do it, you'll be doing that church a world of good.
Show a picture of her face so we can judge it.
Most Christians don't read the Bible and just cherrypick what little rules they know of Christianity to follow.
it really is a clown world hehehehe
You could try church, but Ashley doesnt even make out with guys from church until its official bc she doesnt want word to get around. The asslicking and blowjobs and chokeplay are only for fuckbuddies who practice different religions or an atheist like me.
Shes TECHNICALLY had sex with 6 guys, but that doesnt count ;)
Highly doubt it's most of them, but I'll believe that a decent amount of them are/do this.
Not really shocking at all in all honesty.
>can you please give women a disincentive to have kinky no strings sex with guys like you?
>can you please make sure this girl who has several fuckable girlfriends will tell everyone she knows youre an asshole?
This is why youre a virgin buddy. Learn to work the system
>the absolute state of christcucks
Holy shit. Who would've guessed church girls sleep around?
>dude just doxx her lmao that will def convince her to keep getting on her knees for you and calling you daddy on saturday nights before she does it for her other daddy on sunday at church
Nah, fuck off
do it in a way that she doesn't know it was you who exposed her, think of something. idgaf about being a virgin, i want my pure christian virgun gf someday and people like her are making this hard
When you tell your little girl from childhood to get on her knees and beg for the father figures approval, and then line up to taste a piece his body...
Yeah, she's def an uggo. lolllol
>dude you should definitely ruin her life for letting you tonguefuck her asshole and cum inside of her because some douchebag fell for the 1950s family sitcom meme
I am laughing too. how did this shit get so fucking bad. also arab women are behaving just like western whores.
>dude dox a qt church slut to prove she is worthy to a bunch of robots
As soon as I posted a face pic you would just say I got it from some girls social media, so why would I care?
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I hope you listen to this OP.
Yes. What do you care? You'll no doubt move to the next whore before long,
Can confirm. In college I actually had a date with a Persian/Iranian Shiite Muslim girl that turned into me staying in her room for 4 straight days. She actually fingering my asshole while riding reverse cowgirl. We started with condoms but rawdogged on the last night. She was my girlfriend after the second day but then after the fourth night while I was at work she called me and dumped me, saying her exbf took her back.
Hopefully I will :))) I know my older neighbor who is probably around 37 or 40 is going through a divorce bc she gets drunk and calls people in tears on the porch. I bet shed be an easy target
How old and ugly is this hag
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What is even the point of this? Just to brag? Stop being so useless and post more of her ass
Well while you're having fun with her OP tomorrow I'm going to make this guy give me a prostate orgasm while I say no homo
ok faggot
keep this pathetic shit to yourself next tiem
Well I was hoping robots would feask me for advice
Not gay though didn't you read my text I said no homo I've got a GF you incel
Have fun but use a condom! I know I dont so its hypocritical but Ash clearly doesnt have HIV.
Why do underage anons LARP like this?
Thank you if after the 3rd time I can't get off anally I'm going back to being a straight dom top like I was for the rest of my life
fuck off back to Jow Forums fucking faggot nigers
I am indeed Jow Forums and that is indeed how I get laid. I was a virgin until 23!
24 and pretty. Im 31 and a manlet but Jow Forums
>24 and pretty
BS, post face or GTFO
Dude epic psychological gambit there!
She is a small business owner (well really she sells artsy shit) in town and Im not ruining her life to appease some faggy incels
Reminder this is what the "pure church girl" people fawn over. They're the same slut as any other roast, just in a different environment.
>Im not ruining her life to appease some faggy incels
says the faggot making a brag thread on a "faggy incel" board
kys
No shit, im an insecure douche. But i fuck with tasty buttholes. This could be your life too. Get Jow Forums and stop jerking off to anime
Not that user but can you tell me how to get Jow Forums? Do I need to go full autist and count calories?
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god damnit why cant my gf be a kinky church babe
shes very christian but in the new age way. but shes clearly not into anything kinky and it sucks
i just want to smack and throatfuck a girl jesus christ
This is why women shouldn't be allowed to teach bible study, the Muslims at least have that right.
>he licks the poopshoot
kek what a beta bitch.
Only the lowest of Ts don't eat ass
do you clean her toilet with your tongue too fuckboi? i don;t give bitches oral they give it to me and then get fucked. only beta boys willingly clean a girls waste whole.
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obviously they aren't pure but skanks if they engage in fornication with you
>This could be your life too. Get Jow Forums and stop jerking off to anime
do u even know whomst ur'e talking to?
faggot degenerate
Ps: she is hideous: you know this, i know this, we all know this
What does her butthole taste like? original
Im not him but holy shit, imagine coping this hard.
>casual sex is degenerate, not because I can't have it though
>she's also probably ugly lol
You obviously have low T and stupidity.
what ever you have to tell yourself beta male!
>Im not him
sure you aren't
>but holy shit, imagine coping this hard.
what is there to "cope" about? are you just spouting buzzwords son
>casual sex is degenerate,
yep
>not because I can't have it though
i have 100s of matches on dating apps son, what is the point?
>she's also probably ugly lol
no she's 100% hideous, hence why the pathetic OP (or you) won't post her mug, while at the same time making a brag thread
kys'you're'self's
Do you think she would be willing to get blacked?
>things that never happened for 69k
Shes a slutty white "christian" girl, of course she would take the BBC.
>Casual hookups dont count as long as you dont catch feelings, she says
The absolute state of roasties
I'm an atheist and I read the KJV bible regularly for its literary value and moral insight. Those lazy Godfags don't know what they're missing.
kys OP you filthy degenerate, but patrol the thot before you do
>oh wait, you're a fucking normalfag bragging on this board because you can't brag publicly since you're not chad
yare yare
her ass is 5/10 even mine is better
Yeah but have you confirmed it? If I were you I would watch some amateur interracial porn with her as foreplay whilst rubbing her pussy with my hand.
I hope you all know this picture is a the OP, and not a girl
that's hot
what does her asshole taste like?
I did but literally just lift and eat less shit and more chicken.
And no, not fucking tendies.
Why not cuck her with a slutty friend?
>implying i didnt pressure her into it
Lmao incel
>he wants to lick butt holes
how deep in the closet are you beta?
looks like a girl's room
At this point, continuing to not post a face is additionally fun so you faggots keep crying
reverse image search brought up nothing but sofas
found a really nice one i think im gonna go buy it
thanks user good luck with your hookups.
>become internet friends with a girl
>she's a total Christian
>goes to church, Christian college, bible study etc
>turns out she has had a lot of sex while getting her bachelor's degree
>she also said she wanted to wait to have sex with anyone she decides to marry
So weird. I don't care which part of the slut spectrum you're on, just own it and don't waffle
Usually just flowery soap at first but I rub pic related into her crack so she will be less self conscious about it
>Imagine being a virgin and using beta as an insult
Cringe
Post sauce to sexy couches
OP here. Theyre modern women, they want to have their cake and get assfucked bareback by it too. Just feed into their shit a little bit and make it work to your advantage.
>Why not cuck her with a slutty friend?
because im not a piece of shit
i think it'll be this one dfs.co.uk
Ship's sailing on that one, as she's taking forever to respond nowadays.
I'll try another church girl at some point
boring
i want to taste a musty, sweaty butthole. what's the point in licking artificial flavours?
eeeugh. Gross. Your dick almost gave me an acid reflex.
Thank you, I came!
>51894787
Honestly cheating is pretty much expected in 2019 so I dont think she would actually get mad
I have rimmed a musty asshole before of some single mom who had worked a full shift before coming over to get her ass licked and her pussy jizzed in. you do not want that user
>faggot OP takes a picture of his own ass
>probably a tranny
>all these anons fall for it
Yeah, this is why I don't follow the "just try to meet girls at church" thing. I fucking hate this world, I can't fucking find a good woman anywhere.
Thats the negro dick he intends to ride, I think
Why not BECOME the quality woman then?
Because that's even more fucking stupid than what OP is doing. I'd rather kill myself.
Yep you got it right I'm going to have him inside me if all goes well
Her ass looks lacking. I mean, I've got no girl butt to play with but... Just saying.
I dont see whats stupid about getting an easier ride (literally and figuratively) (literally as in a ride on a dick) by shooting up some simple hormones
Seriously HRT is dumb. If the. Technology existed, you can bet your ASS I'd be some kind of feline-man. I'd live in the jungle, and generally have a great time.
What I will not do is staple a cats ears to my head and invert my fucking penis
So about that condom... or do you like it raw, to feel the warmth and the veiny texture of the BBC?
Can you handle that size? Im straight but id love to give him a two handed blowjob just out of respect bc its like a footlong bratwurst
That's because we probably have two fundamentally opposed worldviews. I just want to die and probably will within a few years. I'd rather kill myself than partake in this bullshit world for the next 80 years.
The first guy that I bottomed to on Sunday we did it raw. I'm going to have this guy try a condom and if I don't like it then go to raw I guess. I'm not experienced enough to have a preference but yeah the first guy was as big as him
Also I'm straight too I figure it's not gay if it's BBC to suck or get fucked by it. I just wish the first guy came but we had to check out of his hotel or I would have played for at least 4 hours with him
Literally just looks like a man in makeup
Do you suck dick too? Where do these fellows cum
Yeah I sucked him off also for like 5 minutes but neither of us came. I was really nervous the first time and he wanted to keep fucking me
Weak Psyop. Only idiots believe in church girls.
>He thinks we believe all his bullshit.
GO AWAY FAG
Due to the animalistic nature of women and due to their absolute inability to have any sort of higher desire or feeling, they miss all the core values of Christianity, or anything else for that matter. I have a christian GF who is doing pretty much the same, not much of a slut but had boyfriends before. She goes to confession and confesses her sins (premarital sex). In the time spent with her I found out:
a) She has no idea about the Bible. Only cherry picks stuff, was shocked when I destroyed her with the "I don't allow women to teach or hold authority over a man" when she was getting close to having a "oh, I'm a strong independent women trip".
b) She feels guilty for having sex before marriage. Not because of God, I don't think she even believes in the true sense. I think its daddy issues, but Christianity and an all forgiving father figure is a good outlet to get rid of the guilt.
c) She is not into religion because of faith, but because of the promise of FORGIVENESS. Deep inside of her there is a feeling that is telling her that the things she is doing are wrong, but as a women she can't fight any of these feelings on a deeper level and just looks for a father figure who will absolve her.
I still choke, fuck, and usually even hit her a bit. She loves it. She's a nice submissive girl if you go chad on her, she's an absolute demon if you let her run your life. The state of women in the year of our lord 2019.
Also, it is also a prime example of how lost women are in the world of today. Don't get me wrong, I condemn many things they do, but stop for a second and think about the power level a good looking body with a pussy gives you. All the opportunities and power you get over men with it. I think even among men there are few that wouldn't end up on a power trip if someone catered to them as much as men do to women today. I blame men for our failure to keep women in their place, to have a strong manly grip on the situation. Everytime you pussy out before a thot you move the overall balance of power towards a society dominated by women. I've probably been worse than many of you here, but I recovered (of course, you are fucked if you're without social skills and at least passable looks); anyway, I grew up with a mother that ingrained the ideals of a perfect gentlemen (really, no pun intended) to me. I had a rude awakening when I applied all that to REAL women out there. It was a rough ride but I haven't been without a women for more than ten days in the last few years. I think I lost the ability to love and therefore any respect I had left for them. Ironically that was the key to have success with them in the first place.
literally just lift weights retard
learn proper bench press, squat, and deadlift form and go from there
I don't think you can ever be CHAD, if you weren't born as one. Many people might think that the CHAD VIRGIN dichotomy is a vast generalization and stereotype. But every generalization and stereotype has a grain of truth in it. A women will always test you, often she will not do it as an effort she is aware of; they often do it instinctively. If you fail a few of these she will assume a position of power, once she assumes a position of power your leverage is gone and your attractiveness as a mate. Depending on how fucked up a women is, she might keep you around just to torture you and build herself up after she's ravaged by a true Chad. A simple advice is to stop being thirsty, be thirsty all you want when you're alone, but never make it clear in front of any women. They can smell it out like wolves smell blood. A common thinking pattern of your average thot (it is often subconscious) is: man + not thirsty, means he can get it = worth. Man + has a gf = worth. Man + submissive + shows that he would do anything for a chance for pussy = worthless. The common Thot never thinks along the lines of: "Oh, he gives me attention, gifts, whatever, what a nice guy he is", she always thinks: "oh, he gives me attention, gifts, whatever, what a STACY I am". The way to success is showing your worth, independence and pointing out that she isn't all that special. Women will respect you more if you're forever alone (and there is no sure way for them to know if you don't tell them) than if you're around thirsting after every hole available. Chad with enough cred can do that, because he isn't thirsting, he's usually conquering, you on the other hand need smarter ways to deal with your desires.
I will tell you something from personal experience. Many women have told me that they dislike if: "guys agree with them too much". You have to translate this from the meaningless lingo women use all day long to hide their true desires from dudes and society. It just means that respect is a sign of weakness for them. You have to move away from your manly idea of respect. If you're a man you give and take respect in the sense of worth. If you're respected you feel worthy, if you respect someone you give them an idea about the worth you see in them. It doesn't work like that with women, they will only respect you if you are relentless with them. A women has to be treated like a child; you can love it, take care of it, but you always have the dominating position. You know better, you lead the way, you make the important decisions. Anything a child says can be cute and interesting, but no one would take it as a way to steer your life. Women have the inherent need of a daddy figure that will lead them, once they feel that their mate is not a leader type, they lose respect for him and move out their radars to find a type that will. I've been hurt plenty, I've hurt even more. I have found no solution to the lifestyle I lead and to the emotional emptiness true knowledge of women gives you. You will probably end up like me with a love you deem as "true" that is forever lost, and a shitton of women behind that never really tingle your emotions. I'll end this with a thought of Chamfort: "One must make choice between loving women and knowing them; there is no middle course."
Later virgins