/nofap/ august status.
7 days in, and boy oh boy this is a tough one. i've only had sex once since the 1st of august and i feel a strong urge to binge porn and masterbate 24/7 now. the only positive thing i'm experiencing is a slight boost in my energy levels
how are you holding up?
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I didn't fall for the nofap meme so I'm good.
Can't see my reg fuck buddy until saturday night but I got a date with a chick from bumble tonight hopefully I can fill her up. Been thinking about my ex a lot though she has the best pussy I ever fucked so far no one else compares.
how long were you together?
godspeed with date.
>be at party
>on 6 month nofap
>user why aren't you drinking
>"if I get drunk I'll probably rape someone."
Was it based or cringe
Never touch your dick again.
About 8 months for me she was physically perfect. Unfortunately she wasn't emotionally mature enough for a long term relationship.
your never getting invited to a party again
100% cringe, you can't make drunk rape jokes in public stick to anonymous boards with that shit.
sounds like you made the right choice then. good for you.
so... how many times did you get laid in that period?
4 day here, third was the worst. But I'm holding up, stay strong frens
I fucking did nofap for two months while away on business with the intention of having sex with my girlfriend when I returned. She fucking broke up with me the day I got back. Still doing nofap.
Nofap has nothing WHATSOEVER to do with fitness.
test has nothing to do with fitness? alright0
oh fuck. what a cunt. what's the hardest about nofap?
nofap is unnatural
nofapers are brainwashed slaves
That is user, it was a tough a call but I think it's for the best in the long run hopefully I find someone who's just as good or better
Trying to differentiate between genuine sadness due to the end of my relationship with a woman I thought I would marry and sexual frustration is pretty hard.
>implying pseudoscience of nofap has significant influence on test
shiggy diggy
Lmao man those people think you’re a creep now. That makes you sound DESPERATE. If you’re desperate this signals to girls that you aren’t getting any, if you aren’t getting any from anyone they’re going to assume there is a good reason. Peace out nigga, you cucked yourself.
i'm 27 and on my 4th year with my gf. now i'm only into relationships that are good for the long run. only had one gf before - that lasted 2 years and was toxic af. should've left her after 6 months, but yeah...
fuck. heartbroken and sexually frustrated - the worst mixture. time is your friend here. that and heavy weights. good luck, man!
Been training BJJ, hitting the gym and meditating in the sauna. Could be worse.
>i've only had sex once since the 1st of august
shiggy diggy, ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
fuck. i love going to the sauna, however i'm a rookie when it comes to meditating (read: doing 5 minutes guided meditation every day for ~10 days now). might try out the combo once i get the hang of meditating.
... yeah?
jerked after 6 days. currently on day 0. not doing it for meme benefits, just the only actual benefit of fixing my dick sensitivity which is fucking terrible from excessive fapping
Are there usually other people in the sauna?
>stop fapping so you can get "more energy for other tasks"
>don't get anything done because you constantly have to fight the urge to fap
that depends on how you said it. if your intonation left even the slightest possibility that there might have been a shred of truth to it they'll consider it cringe
i have two options. the one sauna is usually used by other people while i'm there - the other one smells like ballsack, but i'm almost alone every time
how many times does one have to jerk off daily to fuck up the sensitivity in the dick?
Damn bro I'm 27 too I hope things work out great with your gf
i think once you get over that initial horniness, you see that its possible to resist the urges. godspeed, cunts
>peace out seacrest
thanks man. judging by your ex's looks i'm sure you'll find some gem one day soon!
This is autistic as fuck, but I meditate by getting hot as fuck in the sauna and then humming youtube.com
This obviously only works if you're alone.
That pic is girl bumble girl I got a date with tonight this is my ex. Short and blonde is my type though
>but I meditate by getting hot as fuck in the sauna and then humming
fuck. oh wow. i almost choked from laughter just from imagining the old folks who frequent the sauna walking in on me sweating and humming.
what do you achieve from humming? i'm in the "learn to think about your breathing" phase atm. humming would distract me; and especially if i was sitting in a sauna
she's cute as well, however i'm not into piercings. i get a feeling you're from the uk for some reason (?)
I broke yesterday by fapping to videos of myself doing pull-ups naked. A-at least it's not porn right?
>i've only had sex once since the 1st of august
Is this really a problem for you people
>from the uk
Lol nope Myrtle Beach SC
lol'd
> you people
please elaborate
aight. that place looks really nice for a northern based eurofag like myself
It's a pretty cool city. What part of Europe are you in? Are there less fat chicks?
i'm in Denmark. the chicks here (and rest of scandinavia) are super fine! occasionally i see a whale though.
Banged the wife twice since August 1st. So far so good
My jealousy is enormous I used to live near a bunch of Norwegians all the women were absolute 10s
>married
>had sex only twice in a week
I’d kill myself desu.
Usually if you're married both you and your spouse are in their careers. Sometimes you gotta let sex be the thing that lapses for a couple days so you can get more important stuff done. Like shooting, gym, building furniture. Couple activities doesn't just need to be sex.
norwegians are so hot, yeah. also, their accent is just amazing
update: gf came home, we fucked and now i'm ready for rest of august.
I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL AAHHHHH what am i supposed to do everytime i want to jerk off i argue about it with myself for like 5min and then just give in and do it like i have no control over myself. how am I supposed to do nofap to build discipline if i have none? help pls
>Nofap since February
>porn has gripped me now and then but am otherwise not inclined
I’m gonna make it
Nice bro
>their accent is just amazing
Yes so much better than typical southern american accents. I have to get my ass to Europe
>Sometimes you gotta let sex be the thing that lapses for a couple days so you can get more important stuff done
>Like shooting
Americans, everyone.
>i've only had sex once
go fuck yourself chad drink lava
Next time you want to jerk off do sets of 25 pushups until you can't even fathom jerking it anymore and stop watching porn.
>if you aren’t getting any from anyone they’re going to assume there is a good reason
This, women have no personality, even if she thinks a guy is cute, if her girl friends say otherwise she is going to avoid him.
Cuck cope
she has another man dude
Someone please post the "5 types of nofapper" meme
Today I broke my 10 day streak. Dear user, I can tell you, those 5-10 seconds of numbness are definitely not worth it, period. Going monkmode now. I'm going to try a different approach this time, every time I get the impulse to check Jow Forums, I am going to go read 5 pages of the book I'm reading at the moment plus eat a handful of almonds.
LETS GO!
nofap since July 26th for me.
girls eyefucking me all the time.
>gf tells me she's horny
>tell her to wait until I get back from gym
>feel too tired after gym and do nothing
My semen retention is going smoothly.
Day 97 here. Never feels this good in my life
Hard fasting -- especially, eating earlier in the day and fasting for a longer portion of the night -- is a nice companion to this.
Otherwise, it's been pretty uninteresting for me this August.
>fapping is unnatural and created by the jews to keep the white man down
Depends on how you said it and how attractive you are
>bumble
yikes
Not even to piss? Or to clean it?
Doobies! Doobie brothers! I’m smoking doobies with my brothers!
based michaelposter
nofap meme is superior to the porn addiction meme, but falling for neither is superior to both
high test desu
I brake my streak everyday feels good
It’s based, the other guys responding with “cringe” get all of their social interaction from tv shows and are insecure DYEL skeletons.
>fuck buddy
You are dumb. Imagine that you’re married and your wife was the one who wrote this. If that idea doesn’t extremely bother you, then you’re utterly fucked. In either case, get your shit together and start living a virtuous life.
I thought it was an october/november thing?
Last year I made it ~32 days without cumming. I continued after that but it wasn't the same.
My plan was just to keep it within me until new years eve and just spray semen all over a swedish girl when i went to stockholm
b&r
Went on holiday in Norway couple of weeks ago; pretty based, but expensive. The women look pretty good, but goddang everyone of them had a tattoo.
based cunny poster
Cope. Fuck buddies provide regular sex and keep my test levels high
Kys fag
I've got tattoos myself so it's no big deal for me. In my area it's very common probably about 1 in 3 have them
I am the one you replied to
Firstly, men and women are entirely different which is why they are held to different standards in all regards. Secondly, I am not delusional enough to imagine that I'm going to marry some fictional pure virgin straight out of an anime.
Day 126 of NoFap but my PIED hasn't been cured. Have any other anons got success stories to console me? My girlfriend left me because I couldn't get it up and I explained to her it was because of my pornography addiction and she fucking flipped and told all my friends. I'm thinking of ending it all now. I'm not even Jow Forums I just fucking larp on here like one day I'm going to start lifting and have been doing so for years, I just like the company desu.
pathetic
Go to the doctor fucking retard
based and patrician pilled.
I broke a 54 days noporn and 5 days nofap streak last saturday because I was high on mdma and amfetamines. Had a >50 days noporn streak before that. I haven't fapped since then, so I'm on a 4 days streak right now and still going. Amfetamines are my worst vice, I always break my streaks with that shit.
Fuck buddies destroy the utopian society poltards want
Nothin beats spanking it on speed
Why should I? PIED isn't recognised by any medical body yet because they're lagging behind in terms of recent research so they can't help me. Supposedly female company is good for a reset so I'm considering buying some Viagra and seeing a prostitute. Do you think if I explain to her I'm looking to rewire she'd understand?
yeah, unfortunately
Stop watching porn
I've only edged to porn during my NoFap though so the dopamine release from orgasm hasn't altered my frontal lobe
that's not good for your prostate though
finished a 90 day streak last year and a 30 day streak recently. it wont cure your autism but makes you more focussed and motivated for sure.
How?
Married and on no fap.
I think I'm finally over it..
I remember even during the act of jerking off mentally asking myself what i get out of this..
I know it throws me off irl for days.
And whatever it is that I'm jerking too is just a false desire..
I have no interest in being with someone else and if i even catch myself looking at women I'm actually internally disgusted with my eyes.
...I dont even really want to look at them in that way.
For real there is a line between knowing someone is attractive and the abnormal jerk off eyes.
Seriously had to develop a split personality to overcome fapping.
Fk the other guy, he just wants bad life choices.
Tfw I'm finally over jerking it.
every boner should be finished with an ejaculation, otherwise your virility wears out. Believe me, I have experience in this.
Fapping isn't, porn is.
Fapping to porn is the genuine problem with 90+% of people who get started on no-fap
>8th week of first test cycle
God I'm so fucking horny.
Almost broke a 2 day streak now.
Not even to porn, just girls streaming
(non sex webcam sites)
I need a gf sooooooooo bad.
user. Don't say things like that. Was it a girl you said that to?