Tricep

You didn't get the joke

>rhomboids
>actually shaped like rhomboids

Adductors
Terrible at math

>abductors
>never been anal probed

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>abs
>they dont record statistics in australia

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>abductors
>get imprisoned in area 51

So you train one tricep instead of both that god has given you?

>abs
>they don't automatically brake

>hamstrings
>I'm vegetarian

>hamstrings
>are thick and don't taste like ham

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Then where's the third one you donut

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>trapezius
>never even been to a circus

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>biceps, triceps, quadriceps
>no uniceps

underrated

>decline press
>do it anyway

>forearms
>only got two

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>erector spinae
>still have erctile disfunction

>dips
>no chips

How the fuck is that supposed to work then? The only muscle I csn think of is your tongue

Now that I think of it the only muscle that only has one end is the tongue.

>lovehandles

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Quality fucking thread

>tricep

>being this bad at LINGVA LATINA

get the fuck out BARBARVS scum

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>girls dont love me

>elbow
>forms a corner

>what is love?

More like GO FVCK YOVRSELF dumbass

the day of the cross is near

>>get the fuck out BARBARVS scum
>posts picture of an Arab

>he doesn't realize that mediterraneans were all one race before being cucked by pedoworshipers after becoming decadent christians

>abs
>Don't pulse when I stop quickly

>dead lifts
>still alive

>Romanian deadlift
>can still find my wallet

>forearms
>only two.

heh

You have 2 arms right?

>TRIceps
Now tell me where the third one is you sentient Christmas pudding

>sentient Christmas pudding
thats a new one

>deltoid
>No rodneytoid

>hamstrings

>muslims don't have to cut their legs off

>doesn’t involve coitus
Based
Sounds perfect to me
This
The joke doesn’t really work, since that si exactly what it means

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>no alfoid
>no betoid
>no gammoid
>yes deltoid

>skull crusher
>still alive

>good morning
>shitty sleep

>skullcruscher
>actually slams the bar on forehead on first rep

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>bench press
>doesn't report on seats

>chin-ups
>still depressed

based mestari poster

kek

>hip extensor
>still a manlet

>powercleans
>still dirty

>Preacher Curl
I'm not religious

>leg extensions
>still 5'6

>military press
>loses both legs and ballsack

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>French Press
>not gay

>lunge
>es bregfest

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>elbow
>no arrows

kek

>dumbbell flys
>they don't

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Tongue is actually made of I think 4 different muscles working in sync. This dexterity is what allows human speech.

KEK

>face pulls

>face still attached

explain parrots than

Kek

>lovehandles
>can't handle love

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>try to reverse curl
>put it in nuetral instead

fuck bros I don't know if I can go back to the gym after this...

Best thread I've seen in a long time

>Concentration curl
>Not even in a camp

why is this stickied?

>Farmers walk
>they actually ride tractors a lot

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>baby don't hurt me

made me kek

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>that webm
GODDAMNIT

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>SS
>No big titty milfs to be found

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we're all gonna make it

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Never
Ever

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Fucc

>the replies to this

this is really easy to achieve. are you guys really this fucking love-starved?

>calves
>they are disgusting when cooked medium rare