>"Thanks for dinner user. How about we go back to Nat's place and play video games or suck dicks or something?"
"Thanks for dinner user. How about we go back to Nat's place and play video games or suck dicks or something?"
Gavin Moore
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Elijah Brown
No thanks. I've got a full night of shitposting on Jow Forums planned.
Jordan Hall
>Those built traps
Fucking hell
Zachary Jones
"begone thots, my soul will never be subjugated by you roasties"
Robert Garcia
I'm good, I only like genetic females. Thanks have fun though.
Alexander Butler
Based
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Michael Allen
>buys two traps dinner
>doesn't play touch-the-tips in return
Wasted opportunity bud.
Brayden Rogers
I would unironically play video games with a trap. I would forge a lifelong friendship with a trap and lead them on into thinking it's a romance/sex thing when really I just want to play video games:
Landon Hill
"You better have penises and fuck like jet fighters. I have nary time nor tolerance for roasties. And don't think I hadn't noticed your Nuka Cola hat, a subtle reference to one of my favorite game series. Unless we're talking about 76, in which case, you can forget the whole thing and I will be deleting you from my phone. Also, it seems that this establishment does not accept tendies as valid tender, so I will need you to pay for this dining experience. Also, I need to call my mom and tell her that she will need to pick me up from your domicile later. However, I must warn m'ladies that she will not be willing to pick me up later than 10 so do not dilly dally."
James Morris
whoa those are both guys??? for fucks sake all these times ive argued that none of the traps even look fucksble why didnt they post pictures of the fucker on the left? sue lightning wtf??? im straight but i would absolutely let that faggot suck my dick no hesitation and i wouldnt even really regret it afterwards, desu
Ryder Murphy
why do they always have such large noses
Evan Bell
>You better have penises and fuck like jet fighters. I have nary time nor tolerance for roasties
>However, I must warn m'ladies that she will not be willing to pick me up later than 10 so do not dilly dally."
Oliver Phillips
I know this trap it plays smash like an absolute demon. Boys really do make the best girls.
Easton Martinez
Ay tone... profifknfjal
Aiden Parker
Luke Jenkins
i stopped watching there videos after i found out mars was a nasty nigger lover
Isaac Ramirez
Tranny whores who take so much anal they can't shit right and wear diapers.
Get past the fantasy and they're disgusting creatures.
Ryan Foster
best post i have seen all month thank you user
Connor Collins
all homos are wicked
Caleb Cooper
>"Yeah sure, I'm good for it. I've yet to properly play Sekiro. It seems pretty sweet. Also I really need to pass Bloody Palace in DMC5..."
Sounds pretty pretty comfy.
Hunter Thompson
isn't nat the one with the fucked up cock head
Michael Stewart
What kind of fantasy world do you fags live in where people talk like this
Luis Jenkins
I couldn't tell these were traps until I looked at the comments. How the hell am I supposed to try and get a girlfriend (female) if I can't even tell which ones are the men
Cameron Rodriguez
Sue just talks about videos game now though
Carter Taylor
I would do the same without an ounce of shame
Brayden Russell
>he isn't constantly being propositioned by traps
Bwa ha ha look at this incel
Asher Campbell
who is the right one?
Evan Collins
>Natalie Mars
My favorite trap
youtu.be
Yes she literally did yt videos back in time
Id fuck her anytime she wants or play vidya ofc
Camden Martin
sorry id love to, but i have to mow my ute
Nicholas Davis
SHE WAS Natalielovescum on xhamter for years.
Aaron Morgan
I wish this homosexual revolution would stop.
Hudson Bailey
>vocaroo.com
underrated post
Parker Murphy
>"Heey guys, Scott here!"
Jose Jackson
SNNNNFFFFFFFF
an exquisite post
Wyatt Brooks
I genuinely feel sick even having trannies in my line of sight, fucking degenerates, burn in hell
Ayden Jackson
That girl on the right is kind of cute
Hudson Lee
That is a LOT of adams apple
Ayden Harris
Oh, you don't need to thank me: the entire bill was on Nat.
He's a desperate incel and he will pay anything for that legendary "suckdicks" thing. He didn't hear your "teehee joking" and "teehee I've got surprise thing below there sporting a ballsack".
I'm a MGTOW. I'm here only for free food, just like you. Nat believes I'm his wingman. He's virgin just like me, yet he thinks he can't be a man if he doesn't throw away his virginity. He's so desperate he's blind both about red flags and about actual chromosomes.
Being MGTOW, I just don't fuckin' care about relationships. I abstain from sex whenever I find out it would be a dangerous thing (false rape accusations, females trying to get impregnated because child support, etc), that's why I'm a no regrets virgin till today. You may have noticed I was not here to entertain you, even less impress you.
Also, both of you are fuckin' traps. Both of you and me and Nat were born with a penis. Doing anything sexual would be gay. I don't care about gay faggotry - I just enjoyed the free meal, and that's that.
Finally, not only I prefer natural females (XX-chromosomed humans legal age and before wall hitting), I would at most spend some ttime with a tomboy, as long as we split bills (or -better- the tab is on her). You know, a tomboy likes masculine things. I don't like the useless shit talk about femtraveling femshopping femgossip femhellokitty femshit. I'm not Nat. I'm not a faggot acting like he's interested in female shit counting time until getting some sex action (he's still counting; lucky him, 64 bit processors can count way longer than 32 bit ones). I enjoy my time because I value it. I enjoy my money because it was me to earn it. I don't like people wishing to leech off me, I don't care if it's a random ugly old beggar or a 10/10 girl.
>Burps
Oh, that's a Turkish tradition. If you don't burp after eating, then it means you didn't actually like the food.