Robots who (somehow) got a girlfriend; how the fuck did you do it?

Robots who (somehow) got a girlfriend; how the fuck did you do it?

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there are so many dumbass bitches out there if you dont have a gf it's because you're just not trying at all.

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I was handsome. That was how.

Fat giirl
Alcohol

Back in highschool i had the luxury of having the 666 locker number so there was a running joke of me being a devil worshipper. At the time i had just whent along with it but the school years got so bad that i ended up having to go to juvenile hall because everyone wanted to fucking fight me over it. Anyways a black chick asked if i would fuck her and i said yeh and that day we met outside of school and we became close fuck friends. Then we graduated and never heard from each other ever again. Pretty sick.

>fucked an animal
>pretty sick
im sure it was

Got a practice gf that I didn't actually like too much to learn the ropes. After gaining some experience, it became easier to get with girls that I actually liked. I then understood why girls are doing it that way and that I should have gotten a practice gf much, much earlier.

I'm not attracted to black girls either but come on. Don't be racist, man.

I had some lucky circumstances admittedly, however, reading these books helped tremendously beyond the shadow of a doubt.

>Art of Seduction by Robert Greene
>Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi
>Influence by Robert Cialdini

I am 5/10, go to the gym occasionally but not in great shape by any means.

you know you would do it too

Go to b and stay go to b,thankz and bye.

why the fuck you faggots never say exactly HOW and WHERE you got them??? fuck you

I'mMy lucky circumstances where I got set up on a date with my moms best friend's daughter. I knew about the date 7 days in advance and I read those 3 books. They saved my ass.

I don't know. Just women I met from all over the place were interested in me (school, job, church, etc.)

I'm roight hiere btw.

You're not a robot if you've had a girlfriend.

What did having a 666 locker number have to do with fucking a black chick?

fuck you youre probably a nigger anywas

Me being an edgey white kid at a black school.

I just went on okcupid and exchanged messages with people. This was a long time ago.

No, I'm Danish and probably Sicilian or Greek or something. Still you shouldn't be so rude to people. You expect people to be nice to robots but then hurl that back at them?

I asked a milf coworker to fug me to get me confidence boost with girls. We worked together for few weeks.
Then I met this absolute skank at work and started doing my typical retard-tier cold approach and it worked for once because she is so trashy and out of town, so we went to my place and fugged, then my mom kicked her out while I was gone.
I'm with the milf now, she's like a second mom, I don't think young women are worth it.