Make tons of money making funny gaming videos

>Make tons of money making funny gaming videos
>Get a wife
>She exiles you and your "baby games" to the basement
>She gets fat
>She gets pregnant and pops out a genetic failure of a child
>You make a movie
>She tells you you have to put a nog and a stronk wamyn in there and says there should be a romance subplot between them
>Your movie is shit
>You're now old, your wife is fat and ugly, your kid is retarded and all your money is wasted on your shitty movie, your retard kid, your fat wife and the house she "allows you" to live in
>You hate making videos, you hate being alive, you don't even remember when the last time you were actually happy was

Oh and you're balding

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>you don't even remember when the last time you were actually happy was
never, you were always angry

He gets tons of money to act retarded on the internet. It's not that bad for him.

I guess his hair went back to the past.

zing (??)
i don't get it

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I think he actually loves his life. The rental reviews he looks really happy. Ryan is a faggot though.

>Be the most consistent content creator on the internet for nearly 20 years
>make shitty movie
>everyone forgets because every youtube who makes a movie fails miserably
>keep making good content and money doing what you love, playing games, reviewing movies, and hanging out with your friends
>someone genuinely loves you
>get to have cool basement full of shit you like to escape to when you can't stand your family

Damn I'd take this over being on my feet for 9 hours

>a guy who made a living being angry now gets to be angry at his life
Like pottery

Pretty sure about 9 years ago it was discovered that this guy has a massive cock.

You're thinking of Motherfucker Mike.

you think he cucked james?

>He's gonna take you back to the past
The avgn theme song

these images/threads make me sad.
stop making me sad plz

>Be the most consistent content creator on the internet for nearly 20 years
amen
dont forget mega64 also

How do you even know all this? Are you virgins just projecting?

Wonder what will happen when his kids are teenagers and their friends stumble upon
>DIARRHEA OUT A BUFFALOS DICK
>FUCKIN SNOT PUKED OUT A RACCOONS ASSHOLE

James is and will always be one of my FAVORITE content creators on the internet

>everyone forgets because every youtube who makes a movie fails miserably
Not saying you're wrong, but MysteryGuitarMan recently did Arctic and that movie kicked ass

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Probably be fuckin hilarious. I'd love if my dad were to have done something like that when he was younger. Would be cool too, seeing your dad when he was young and in his 20's, before you were even born.

You... you know AVGN is a character, right?
Like a fictional character.

proof his wife is fat? james is getting old but he still got it. he hasnt even touched the ps2's massive library. im sure he can tweak his character to play through ps2 games for zoomer amusement. honestly OP is just being a faggot as usual