>B-BUT IM BIGGER AND STRONGER MUH MUSCLES
>C-CHIMPS ARE WEAK AND JUST ATTACK OLD CRIPPLED WOMEN
*bites your ballsacks, rips your dick off*
*burts your eyeballs and maul your limbs*
nothing personal kid
B-BUT IM BIGGER AND STRONGER MUH MUSCLES
Grayson Cruz
Owen Ward
these creatures are sickening and should be wiped out together with their cousins the niggers
Zachary Campbell
cute
Lucas Robinson
Nice butt wink lol terrible form on that squat lad
Adam Hughes
newscientist.com
>Yet his team’s experiments and computer models show that a chimpanzee muscle is only about a third stronger than a human one of the same size
So what next? Are you gonna post a picture of a body at Hiroshima and caption it with "I'm sure glad I spent all those hours In the gym" you spastic?
Chase Parker
Are bonobos as strong as chimps? I was thinking of finding some to fuck because they're supposed to have constant orgies right? It's to lose my virginity. Do they bite off testicles like chimps?
Matthew Bell
cope
niggers are children compared to chimps anyway, the only true nigger with some chimp dna was tyson
Luke Fisher
no, bonobos are weaker but still vicious
Liam Howard
30% stronger? that's a lot actually, what if you lifted 30% more ? lol
Brandon Mitchell
6'4" guy here
I would destroy any chimplet that dared to cross me.
Daniel Cooper
Would they let me fuck?
Robert Diaz
lol you ain't doing shit, that thing will bite you hand off
Christopher Brown
was gonna tell you to kill yourself but actually please do go try to fuck a chimpanzee lol
Owen Adams
Of the same size, and an adult chimp weighs 40-60 kg, so a man who weighs 80 kg lean is stronger than the largest of chimps
Sebastian Phillips
this is falsr
just see how fast and powerfull chimps are at their bodyweight they are way way above our league
James Lee
A bonobo you mongoloid. You have the reading comprehension of a toddler.
Christian Price
cope more manlet
Ryan Green
>of the same size
>only 30% stronger
remember when that chimp ripped that womans face off?
Cooper Stewart
this
lol yeah bro you can deadlift half thon but once that creature bites your finger, nose,tonge, dick or even toes you are fucking gone
you fall to the floor and hes already eating your organs like a fucking madman, you have no idea how vicious these things are, also they are durable as fuck, even if you were three times stronger than them they wouldnt be nocked out, they got thick ass skulls and leather like skin
Jose Lopez
>Blocks your path
Jayden Anderson
>burts
Samuel King
Chimps are crazy man. They could tear your arm off. By the way have you ever tried DMT?
Liam Howard
A person could probably do that too if they were off-their rocker and just unleashed.
Jaxon Price
Eli Watson
Of course, in reality it'd just be shot with a rifle made by the apex species. Reminder that Harambe did the job cleanly like any good beta species should.