>I'm not going to abandon you
>abandons me
I had a dream where we were going to get married, but you left me at the alter with my family in a wedding dress.
I'm not going to abandon you
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The new Hellboy movie has been getting AWFUL reviews which is super depressing for me. I thought it was gonna be fun, at least. I feel obligated to see it but damn I'm not at all looking forward to it.
Why was your family wearing a wedding dress?
No, they were just with me.
I'm sorry, I hope you still have a fun time with it. I think going to the movies can be pretty fun in itself, especially if you get popcorn. I haven't been in years but my dad used to take me and my sisters a lot as a kid and it was one of the few times we saw him so it always makes me kind of happy when I go. I remember we'd always sneak in ridiculous amounts of food. We snuck in white castles a few times and one time we managed to get away with sneaking in a pizza.
I wasnt expecting much from the trailer honestly, it seemed like it didnt really know what it was supposed to be. I liked the original, and honestly it didnt need a remake. I still might see it though with my sister. Speaking of that, has anyone here seen shazam? I'm seeing it next saturday.
I work at a theater and I watch movies to fuel my unrealistic dream of making them someday, so I'm a little disillusioned with theatergoing as an experience. I appreciate that though.
Shazam is kino. Best point of comparison is Raimi's Spider-Man 1, wherein it's a low-budget horror director making the most of the ludicrous budget they've given him to make a superhero film and actually making him heroic. There's a sense of innocence to it and, while it's not entirely childish (there's a scene involving a dude's head getting eaten, people tossed out of windows) it's just so damn charming that it really brought me back to being a kid again.
Plus, the director dressed up in a crocodile outfit for literally a two second scene. You can't say he wasn't having a fucking blast on this set.
Why were you wearing a wedding dress as a guy?
I hope you get to make movies some day user. Do you make amateur stuff? If you do post a link and I'll give you a view. If not you should try it.
youtu.be
My most recent one. I've been doing one of these a month for about three months now, but I'm stumped on what to do for this next one.
I'll be honest I came into the thread with the intention of derailing it but you're being so nice about it and now I feel bad
Don't feel bad, it's just a Jow Forums thread. If it makes you feel any better I enjoyed your movie. You should try a horror movie, I always think the amateur special effects in some of the budget ones are cool.
I crossdressed for him when we lived together since he was into that.
WILL YOU JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY? YOU PISS ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS SMALL TOWN NIGGER GUY. YOUR BOYFRIEND ISN'T COMING BACK AND I HONESTLY DON'T BLAME HIM. I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY THE 30 CATS YOU'LL INEVITABLY ADOPT.
>trusting another human..ever
Dude, unless they literally attach themselves to you as a part of you, doesn't let you out of their sight they will abandon you. If the attachment phase ends that's also a red flag they're going to leave.
People love to backstab each other so don't trust them, simple!
I know, I won't make that mistake again.
My ex said we could get a cat when he got his new place :(
I'd thought about it. I've been wanting to utilize my basement for a while, initially I was gonna do a noir short but I feel like I need to plan a little better for that.
Come to think of it, that's something I've been wanting to do for a while, a horror thing where the horror element is sort of treated like some sort of mundane annoyance. I could write that up relatively quick.
Yeah...yeah, that'll work. I appreciate it, thanks user.
>My ex said we could get a cat when he got his new place :(
YOUR EX IS PROBABLY GETTING A LOT OF PUSSY NOW. HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR NAME. GET OVER HIM, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, LEAVE US ALONE ALREADY. HERE'S AN IDEA, GO MAKE A MOVE ON SMALL TOWN NIGGER GUY. YOU ALREADY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON: YOU'RE BOTH ANNOYINGLY PERSISTENT FUCKWITS WHO CAN'T STOP MAKING THE SAME THREAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Your ex probably realized he is straight and is therefore ashamed of his relationship with you. This shame caused him to cut you out of his life. You can stop making these threads now.
That could be kind of entertaining, like a world where ghosts/monsters are just a common experience like getting bedbugs or something?
I'm sorry my threads upset you, you should use a filter if they bother you that much.
>I'm sorry my threads upset you, you should use a filter if they bother you that much.
YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SORRY, IF YOU WERE SORRY YOU WOULD STOP. YOU'RE THE ONE POSTING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, WHICH GOES ENTIRELY AGAINST THE POINT OF THIS CESSPOOL OF A BOARD AND THE ROBOT SYSTEM: TO ENCOURAGE THE CREATION OF ORIGINAL CONTENT. IF YOU WANT TO SPAM COPYPASTA, GO TO FUCKING /B/, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT IT'S THERE FOR. OR YOU COULD JUST ACCEPT THAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER AND MOVE ON. THERE'S MORE FISH IN THE BLAH BLAH BLAH.
I think that's a possibility but I'll never know for sure.
I'm not sorry I post my threads, I'm sorry that you have such a visceral reaction to them. I don't think I'm doing anything wrong but I still don't want you to hurt and I hope you find a way to filter my threads.
Also not everyone can move on as easily as you, my ex was the first person to ever pay any attention to me irl and I'll probably never meet anyone else.
I was thinking more pests on the level of rats or raccoons.
I've been flip-flopping so much on what I want the short to be, I think it's time I just buckle down, pound something out and send it to my cowriter/actor for review. Sick of this shit.
Alright, I'll bite: what happened and why the fuck do you feel the need to keep making threads about it
>you should use a filter if they bother you that much
Could you use a trip when starting new threads?
Oh btw if you're shooting in the dark again you should probably work on the lighting. I know absolutely nothing about film making so I don't know the cause or if it's something that's not possible due to budget issues, but it was kind of hard to make out the characters at times in the short you linked.
Moved to live with a guy I met on Jow Forums, stayed with him for about 2 months then I had to come home because he wasn't supposed to have guests in his apartment for that long and I had to go to my grandma's funeral anyway. He said it'd only be a month before his lease would be up and that we could get a new place after that. I cry, a lot, and tell him that I know that once I'm out of sight he's going to forget about me and move on like I never existed. He promised that he wasn't going to do that, that he wouldn't abandon me, that I'd see him again, that it would just be for a month and everything would be fine. Then I get home and after a couple weeks, he breaks up with me out of the blue. He wouldn't give me a real reason, he wouldn't talk to me over the phone, and he was acting extremely cold. I begged him to take me back, told him I would do literally anything, and he didn't even care. He stopped talking to me after that, I sent a lot of pathetic late night texts for a couple weeks but he just ignored them and eventually blocked my number.
Just filter the greentext part or the image name.
>I'm sorry that you have such a visceral reaction to them.
MY REACTION IS SO VISCERAL BECAUSE YOU WON'T. FUCKING. STOP.
>I don't think I'm doing anything wrong
WELL YOU ARE, YOU'RE PISSING US OFF. I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF.
>but I still don't want you to hurt and I hope you find a way to filter my threads.
OR YOU COULD JUST FUCKING STOP IF YOU CARE SOOOO FUCKING MUCH.
>Also not everyone can move on as easily as you, my ex was the first person to ever pay any attention to me irl and I'll probably never meet anyone else.
OH GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A CLICHE. YOUR SUFFERING IS NOT UNIQUE, YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL, GET OVER YOURSELF.
AND NO SHIT YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MEET ANYONE ELSE, NOT IF YOU CAN'T GET OVER YOUR EX. CONNECT THE DOTS, WOMAN, GOOD LORD.
Sounds like he either indeed realized that he's not gay or you're just too much of a sperg.
Also, how do all these retards end up in relationships from Jow Forums of all things.
My filters reset every time I close the window.
Do you think making the same thread but slightly altering the text counts as robot evasion?
If you told me the way I breathed was annoying to you, I'd apologize but I wouldn't stop breathing just to accommodate you. I hope the rest of your day is better user.
Like I said I think it's possible but I'll never know. I have a lot of theories, but he'll never talk to me again so I'll just be stuck wondering the rest of my life.
I don't think it is. The entire last line is unique, I usually try to add stuff so I'm not posting the exact same thread every time. Sometimes I don't even include the first part and post something completely different. Robot is evasion would just be posting the first part and then adding random characters to the end.
Yes, and it's spamming too,
Much appreciated, I fucking hate the lighting in that short and I'd like to rectify that.
>If you told me the way I breathed was annoying to you, I'd apologize but I wouldn't stop breathing just to accommodate you.
APPLES TO FUCKING ORANGES, YOU WON'T DROP DEAD IF YOU DON'T SHITPOST. LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO STOP POSTING ON Jow Forums. JUST... STOP MAKING THE SAME DAMN THREAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I'M NOT ASKING FOR A LOT. WHAT YOU'RE DOING GOES AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE BOARD. AND IT REALLY DOESN'T HELP YOU IN ANY WAY. LIKE I SAID, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MEET ANYONE NEW IF YOU CAN'T GET OVER YOUR EX, AND YOU WON'T GET OVER YOUR EX IF YOU KEEP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS.
Breathing was probably a bad example since it is essiential, my point was that I'm doing something that isn't particularly inflammatory but you are extremely bothered by it. It sucks you're upset but I'm not going to bend over backwards for you just because you are.
Also my threads help me a lot, otherwise I'd just spend all day binge eating and hurting myself.
I subbed so I'll check it out when you post it.
I think spamming is posting multiple treads at the same time or posting something in every thread. I post once or twice a day and never have multiple threads going. If you really want to pin something to me you could say I'm avatarfagging since I always use the same image.
>I'm not going to bend over backwards for you just because you are.
I AM NOT ASKING FOR A LOT HERE. YOU CAN TALK ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE, JUST PLEASE, STOP WHINING ABOUT YOUR EX.
>Also my threads help me a lot, otherwise I'd just spend all day binge eating and hurting myself.
IT DOESN'T HELP YOU AT ALL. IT'S A FUCKING CRUTCH. MAYBE IT PROVIDES TEMPORARY RELIEF BUT IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS. IT'S LIKE PUTTING A BANDAID ON AN BULLET WOUND. HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA: GET A FUCKING HOBBY. SOMETHING THAT GIVES YOU A REASON TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER. PROBABLY NOT SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES SHARP OBJECTS, THOUGH. MAYBE JOIN AN ART CLASS? CHANNEL YOUR EMOTIONS INTO YOUR ART, MEET SOME PEOPLE?
>YOU CAN TALK ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE, JUST PLEASE, STOP WHINING ABOUT YOUR EX.
I can't literally talk about anything else because I can't think about anything else. From the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep, he's all I think about, even while I'm asleep I'm usually dreaming about him.
>dumb normie advice
I don't want to get a hobby, nothing interests me. I can't even play games right now, I just want him to come back.
>I don't want to get a hobby, nothing interests me. I can't even play games right now, I just want him to come back.
HE'S NOT COMING BACK, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH. HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU NEARLY AS MUCH AS YOU CARE ABOUT HIM.
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PLAN? WALLOW IN DESPAIR, HOPE HE COMES BACK? YOU'LL DIE OF OLD AGE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? TO DIE, OLD, ALONE AND UNLOVED, ALL BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET OVER YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO WASTE YOUR ONE AND ONLY LIFE OVER SOMETHING SO PETTY?
DO YOU?!
I don't want to, but that's just what's going to happen. Even if I got over him I would die alone anyway, no one will ever love me.
>Even if I got over him I would die alone anyway, no one will ever love me.
OH GOD, YOU'RE JUST LIKE SMALL TOWN NIGGER GUY. SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD JUST MARRY HIM AND HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF WHINY, EXCUSE MAKING, SELF-PITYING SHITPOSTER BABIES TOGETHER.
Why do you want to be loved?
lmao I broke up with my psychopath boyfriend who I thought was going to be the father of kids. I miss him every second but i am much better alone. Love your own company.
Why would I not want to be loved? It felt nice. It makes since that you're better alone since your ex was a psychopath, but mine was the nicest person I ever met and I'm so much worse off without him.
Maybe I got abandoned for being black.
But you're feeling shit right now because of him. So maybe just maybe he is not the nicest person.
>Maybe I got abandoned for being black.
WELL ISN'T THAT A FUCKING CO-INKY-DINK. SMALL TOWN NIGGER GUY CLAIMS TO BE ON PROBATION FOR BEING BLACK.
SEE? MATCH MADE IN FUCKING HEAVEN! I EVEN DECIDED TO PLAY MATCHMAKER AND POSTED IN HIS MOST RECENT THREAD (CHECK IT: ) TELLING HIM ALL ABOUT YOU. I HOPE HE SEES IT. IF YOU TWO MORONS GET TOGETHER YOU'LL BE TOO BUSY FUCKING EACH OTHER'S VIRTUALLY NON-EXISTENT BRAINS OUT TO SPAM YOUR THREADS ON Jow Forums. IT'S WIN-WIN!
I only feel bad because he's not here. It's the absence of him that is bad, not him.
It was a joke you sperg.
>It was a joke you sperg.
I WAS JOKING AT FIRST TOO, BUT NOW I SERIOUSLY THINK THAT PAIRING YOU TWO IDIOTS UP IS THE BEST WAY TO GET WHAT I WANT. YOU'LL BE HAPPY, HE'LL BE HAPPY, AND YOU TWO WON'T BE SPAMMING YOUR THREADS, SO I'LL BE HAPPY TOO. EVERYONE WINS.
AND EVEN IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT YOU'LL STILL HAVE MADE PROGRESS TOWARDS GETTING OVER YOUR EX.
What happens when your plan backfires and we become a spamming power couple and bombard all of you with the details of our relationship?
STOP POSTING THE SAME THREAD EACH DAY
Nick, is that you? Why are you never on Discord anymore?
why is your family wearing a wedding dress?
>and it was one of the few times we saw him
And there's your problem.
Just kill him already, you Jodi Arias psycho.
Can you shut the hell up whore?
Maybe don't date an asshole or maybe be worth keeping around.
Fine work, brother. We'll see this tism to its end.