How many times have you had sex this year?

How many times have you had sex this year?

I lost count. I know I am well over 20 though.

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i have never had sex, not even once.

Started dating a girl we fucked every week since like mid january lost count. Sometimes 2-3 times a week or more.

zero times this year
zero times ever
get the fuck off our board, normie

No woman has ever touched my penis

havent had sex since 2016 when me and my ex gf split up after we went to diff collages in diff states. im too much of a bitch and cant handle being around chicks

i had a few chances this year so far but they were all gross roasties. still unironically a khv. though i should stop fucking with tumblr girls that live thousands of miles away

How do you manage to get chances with gross roasties? As a 33 year old virgin, I'd settle for anyone.

I can't make a new thread cuz of my internet, so I'll use this one.

>tfw you will never be a sex haver
>you will never have a threesome
>you'll never fuck random acquaintances just on a whim
>you'll never feel casual love for other humans and be able to joyfully express it
>all you'll ever do is masturbate or at best finally attain a loveless relationship with a fellow autist

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>Come to Jow Forums
>Post this
And then people seriously respond.
This is simiply a weak bait thread looking for replies from true robots and pretenders.
This fucking board is dead, between the sissy gay posters from /lgbt/ and the normalfags Jow Forums brought in.

Replies make the board worse guys. At least sage the fucking thing.

Counting yesterday, I'm up to zero.

January = 4
February = 6
March = 10
April, so far = 3. Also one time I'm not counting because I could not cum
I'm only counting days, not times. A few days we did 2 or 3 times. And tonight I'll get some more

Ive already accepted ill die a khv. Fuck off our board.

Jesus fucking Christ where do you think you are? The core populous of this place are virgins.

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16 times, I'm like so horny but my dick is desensitized due to years of fapping.

A few times I guess.

This month has been rough. And it's my bday month. Heh. Fuck my life. I am somehow still a self-hating incel. Thanks God.

if you are not a kvh you dont belong on this board

it's bait, paul

How, nigga? Its fucking easy.

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what are the chances OP is white?
White guys can't be robots.

Im black. Chocolate complexion too.

Does paying for sex count? If not never.

I have sex at least twice a day every day (with the same person)
Im also a girl though

Do blowjobs count? I've had about 12 this year with 3 partners. I actually don't like piv sex

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Youve been inside your mom, so she technically touched your penis

I'm scared to escalate. I can't really start a conversation with a girl unless she engages me, and even then I can't talk her into having sex.

fucking easy for women to falsely accuse you of rape too and throw you in jail to get ass rape. you should look up your rape laws and feminist groups that support rape victims.

>How, nigga?
>Speaking ebonics

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maybe you might get laid if you weren't like this my nigga

>Muh false accusations

Go outside and talk to a woman and not some bird from Twitter. Know your boundaries and you will be fine. I fucked so many girls and have straight up asked for consent to their face.

I've had sex once in the past 4 years

Over 100 times easily. Not exaggerating at all.

I have a good life. Too bad our cat died.

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>t. 6'4 guy with symmetrical facial features

your right hand doesn't count you incel

lost count but around 2-3 times a week, so every time I meet my gf.

Not been keeping count but I'd say seven or eight, two different girls.

zero (lifetime) but i could probably make it 1 this week

Last time I had sex was in June 2018. and It was with a pornstar who escorts. I wish women desired me in my personal life.

Bruh how tf you keeping count
I can barely remember what I ate for breakfast

anyways most likely over 60 times

I've been regularly having sex since early January but I can only cum from jerking off

permavirgin detected lmaooo

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I lost count, but it has been with the same person over and over. Idk if that changes much.